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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: LimestoneOutcropping on August 15, 2009, 11:26:55 PM
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When you are super, incredibly good looking/smelling, how do you handle it?
Example: I was at Arrowhead tonight, walking with a young Johnny Cash type swagger, looking like a cross between a middle aged Brad Pitt crossed with a youthish Freddy Prinz Jr. and smelling like I just jumped off of Ralph Lauren's 54' schooner and there were no less than 20 women throwing themselves at me. I tried to keep them at bay but, in the end, their wiles got the best of me. Problem is, I was escorting a young lady (J. Alba look-a-like) with me and, needless to say, she was non-plussed.
I expect doods like SD, RD and OPcat have dealt with this in the past. Just some hints on how you fellas handle a similar type 'uation would be appreciated.
If it is a cool move no one has ever heard of, please U2U.
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Congrats finding what had to be the only 20 acceptable looking females as Arrowhead. Honestly not surprised lsoc drew them in like a magnet though.
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Punch them in the face if they get out of control.
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smelling like I just jumped off of Ralph Lauren's 54' schooner and there were no less than 20 women throwing themselves at me.
ralph lauren's boat is a sailboat, not a schooner. as for the whole what to do question, i usually just put on a lucha libre mask if i'm going out in public. i even had to purchase one for my dog as people were starting to recognize him and then know that it was me behind the mask. see below.
(http://www.5cense.com/dog/45_luchador_dog.JPG)
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A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head!
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(http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/user_pictures/0007/8097/chiefs_game_003_profile_page.jpg)
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(http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/user_pictures/0007/8097/chiefs_game_003_profile_page.jpg)
Can't tell for sure but I think the one on the right was VERY handsy last night.
:nono: