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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: Rick Daris on August 10, 2009, 01:37:39 PM
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what does everybody thing here? i pretty much think that it's kinda like being left handed. statistically, not very common (prob somewhere around 10%) and nothing that you really have a say in.
do you folks know people who are openly homosexual? i do. only really know a few though and they're not really close friends, more friends of friends. no close friends have come out, but i'm pretty sure an old roomate and good friend is. he just hasn't come out yet. tried to kinda get him to come out to me a couple of years ago but it didn't happen. does the fact that two guys wanna do each other bother you? doesn't bother me. not a bit. don't see why i should care about this. what about if you had kids and they were homosexuals? i have two boys. pretty sure the older one likes girls. too early to tell w/ the younger one. if the younger one does end up liking penises, no biggie. don't care. not sure who would pay for the wedding so potentially there is a money issue at play but whatever.
any board members homosexuals? i'm not. don't know any members that are but i'd bet that there's a bunch. if you are, what's it like to be a homsosexual ksucats fan? if you are male, who is the all time sexy ksu sports athelete? also, is homosexual the right word or should i be using a different one? tia.
thanks. also, let's keep this thread free from vulgarity and other stuff which might get it moved to a dif board. thanks again.
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i know a few gheys too... if that is what raises their sails, then I guess whatev. The way I look at it is the vagina naturally lubricates itself for insertion of my wang... nuff said.
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i know a few gheys too... if that is what raises their sails, then I guess whatev. The way I look at it is the vagina naturally lubricates itself for insertion of my wang... nuff said.
jfc, ever heard of poop?
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who is the all time sexy ksu sports athelete?
just noticed that i didn't answer my own question here. k lock. obvious choice here. baby faced assasin stole my heart. guy was just absolutely ridic.
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who is the all time sexy ksu sports athelete?
just noticed that i didn't answer my own question here. k lock. obvious choice here. baby faced assasin stole my heart.
Ernie Pierce :drool:
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Amazing thread.
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I know a couple gay ppl. They aren't open about it though.
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what does everybody think here? i pretty much think that it's kinda like being left handed. statistically, not very common (prob somewhere around 10%) and nothing that you really have a say in. Agreed
do you folks know people who are openly homosexual? Yes, quite a few. Few that are kind of secretive too. I think living in a redneck state has something to do with those that want to keep it quiet.
does the fact that two guys wanna do each other bother you? No
what about if you had kids and they were homosexuals? Meh
also, is homosexual the right word or should i be using a different one? I actually think gay is the accepted word. At least they use it for Gay, Lesbian and Transgender Studies at the University of Nebraska.
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My next door neighbors, a few years back were a lesbian couple and one of the couple's mom.
Nice people. If you didn't know, you wouldn't know.
At KSU, we had a couple of gay guys in my fraternity. Didn't cause any problems.
I'm sure I've worked with gay/lesbian people when I was with Sprint. It was not an issue. The benefits package was changed a couple of years back to allow for same-sex couples (domestic partner) to have the same benefits as married couples. The one interesting part was a man and woman living together did not receive the same benefits. It was explained that current law allowed them to marry, where current law did not allow gay/lesbian couples to marry. At least in Kansas and Missouri...
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I know a gay couple who adopted a kid from Guadimallia (sp?) Nice guys, we also had a gay guy in our fraternity but he didn't come out until later. I'm pretty sure there were at least 2 others but don't know where they are or if they have come out yet.
My question is, is being gay a choice or are you born that way. I say they are born that way. The church that I grew up in had a guy that would just ridicule gays for choosing to be gay. I don't know about you but I do not remember the time when I chose to be straight. Others say it's a disease like alcoholism. But whatever.
So I guess I'm pro gays/homosexuals.
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also, is homosexual the right word or should i be using a different one? I actually think gay is the accepted word. At least they use it for Gay, Lesbian and Transgender Studies at the University of Nebraska.
ok. just did some google work. i'm not going to go back and change what i originally wrote (doesn't seem right), but please substititue lgbt for homosexual when reading early posts in this thread. tia and go khatxs.
:beerchug:
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also, is homosexual the right word or should i be using a different one? I actually think gay is the accepted word. At least they use it for Gay, Lesbian and Transgender Studies at the University of Nebraska.
ok. just did some google work. i'm not going to go back and change what i originally wrote (doesn't seem right), but please substititue lgbt for homosexual when reading early posts in this thread. tia and go khatxs.
:beerchug:
Also go lgbtKhatxs!
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I don't know if I believe you're born with it, but if you're not I definitely don't believe it's a choice. At best/worst, it's "caused" by something or an event long before it can be chosen.
I'm not really bothered, but if I have kids, I'd much prefer them to be straight. Wouldn't disown them if not, but there would prolly be some adjustment period.
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great thread. i don't think you are born w/it. it's a culture /environment thing. there's the republican in me, i guess.
ha! go cats!
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what does everybody think here? i pretty much think that it's kinda like being left handed. statistically, not very common (prob somewhere around 10%) and nothing that you really have a say in. Nothing you can say but you're not born that way. Typically it's caused by being raped by a an uncle or grandpa. I read that somewhere.
do you folks know people who are openly homosexual? Worked with a few but wouldn't say I "knew" them that well.
does the fact that two guys wanna do each other bother you? The fact that they want to doesn't. Seeing it or thinking about it would be :yuck: though.
what about if you had kids and they were homosexuals? Waterboard them straight
also, is homosexual the right word or should i be using a different one? I don't give a crap what the little faggots wanna be called but I say "Gay or Homo or Butt Pirate" Wasn't there an "ask a gay dude" skit on Chappelle Show?
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I have a few (4) gay and lesbian friends, and they all come from very diverse backgrounds, from a wealthy son of a Connecticut doctor, to a poor son of a New Jersey waiter. They have all told me they always knew they were gay, even though one of the lesbians was married to a guy at one time, and one of the gay guys has had girlfriends. For them it was a choice not to be gay, but they always went back to the gay life. They all feel like they were born that way and had nothing to do with any particular experience they had growing up.
Besides, why would anyone choose to be gay? Not exactly an easy way to live
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I know a few gay and lesbians people. Some are good friends, others acquaintances. Most are out, but a few are only out to a select group of people so they can keep their jobs. Most of the time sexuality is rarely even a topic of conversation though.
I think it's not a choice, but not 100% genetic either.
As the dude in the Muppets Take Manhattan says:
"Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?"
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i don't think you are born w/it. it's a culture /environment thing.
what does everybody think here? i pretty much think that it's kinda like being left handed. statistically, not very common (prob somewhere around 10%) and nothing that you really have a say in. Nothing you can say but you're not born that way. Typically it's caused by being raped by a an uncle or grandpa. I read that somewhere
why do you guys think that you can't be born that way? seems like the most plausible explanation to me. people are born w/ a certain eye color, hair color, cleft palates, extra digits, missing digits, hearing loss, heart defects, etc. why isn't sexuality something you're born w/?
also, lots of interesting info regarding finger length in relation to sexuality, etc. that seem to suggest a relationship. not smart enough to really get into what they are inferring or whatever as i'm not very sciency. chings? randomly chosen links to support...
http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/readings/homofinger/homo_finger.html
http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2000/03/03-29-2000a.html
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Daris, if you're a peeder puffer, nobody here is going to think less of you. Just do your thing. Suck a weenis. I don't care. I'm sure that will be the consensus for the board too. We'll still love you.
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i don't think you are born w/it. it's a culture /environment thing.
what does everybody think here? i pretty much think that it's kinda like being left handed. statistically, not very common (prob somewhere around 10%) and nothing that you really have a say in. Nothing you can say but you're not born that way. Typically it's caused by being raped by a an uncle or grandpa. I read that somewhere
why do you guys think that you can't be born that way? seems like the most plausible explanation to me. people are born w/ a certain eye color, hair color, cleft palates, extra digits, missing digits, hearing loss, heart defects, etc. why isn't sexuality something you're born w/?
also, lots of interesting info regarding finger length in relation to sexuality, etc. that seem to suggest a relationship. not smart enough to argue for or against the correlation/causation of this as i'm not very sciency. chings? randomly chosen links to support...
http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/readings/homofinger/homo_finger.html
http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2000/03/03-29-2000a.html
good stuff man. does seem like they forced the research though, like they don't want to admit it's cultural issues. we should spend more money to research this.
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neighbors are gay, best female friend from college was really into the cock now a lesbo, just found out over the weekend a buddy of mine is ghey. couldn't care less either way as long as it's not thrown in my face.
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Daris, if you're a peeder puffer, nobody here is going to think less of you. Just do your thing. Suck a weenis. I don't care. I'm sure that will be the consensus for the board too. We'll still love you.
guess we know who the board lgbtaphobe is.
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Think you are prob born that way. Anyone had a prostate exam? Heard it doesn't feel good at all, so I figure that you have to be born that way, to want "stuff" up there. I don't think I would ever be like, hey, I think today I will stuff some stuff up there and see if it feels good, and then if it doesn't, keep trying and hoping it starts to feel good at some point.
Yep, that settles it, definately born ghey. Not me.....or that there is anything wrong with it, just in general.
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it's kind of a weird thing to study. aren't most pornstars gay? aren't most SFO'iens gay? that's culture/surrounding stuff, not genetics. that doesn't mean there isn't inheritance beyond some of the fag :lol: population.
go cats!
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Impossible to be genetics. I mean, the gene would be gone via evolution almost immediately, right? I'm not as sciency as some here so correct me if I'm wrong.
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Impossible to be genetics. I mean, the gene would be gone via evolution almost immediately, right? I'm not as sciency as some here so correct me if I'm wrong.
nah, recessives are pesky buggers.
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Impossible to be genetics. I mean, the gene would be gone via evolution almost immediately, right? I'm not as sciency as some here so correct me if I'm wrong.
nah, recessives are pesky buggers.
Oh :shy:
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Impossible to be genetics. I mean, the gene would be gone via evolution almost immediately, right? I'm not as sciency as some here so correct me if I'm wrong.
nah, recessives are pesky buggers.
Oh :shy:
unless people keep breeding within a small population. See: read hair. (Should be bred out in the next couple centuries apparently)
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Impossible to be genetics. I mean, the gene would be gone via evolution almost immediately, right? I'm not as sciency as some here so correct me if I'm wrong.
nah, recessives are pesky buggers.
Oh :shy:
also, gay people have straight sex and make babies at times.
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Does God hate them, yes or no?
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Impossible to be genetics. I mean, the gene would be gone via evolution almost immediately, right? I'm not as sciency as some here so correct me if I'm wrong.
nah, recessives are pesky buggers.
Oh :shy:
also, gay people have straight sex and make babies at times.
Yeah, prolly a dumb thought on my part I guess.
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Impossible to be genetics. I mean, the gene would be gone via evolution almost immediately, right? I'm not as sciency as some here so correct me if I'm wrong.
nah, recessives are pesky buggers.
Oh :shy:
also, gay people have straight sex and make babies at times.
Yeah, prolly a dumb thought on my part I guess.
i swear it's like i'm trying to talk lgbt w/ my sisters kids here. did you guys read the articles i linked? prob not. there seems to be a correlation between finger length and sexual preference as well as finger length and whether you were the first born son, second born son, third born etc.
basically if you have five older brothers and your pointer finger is longer than your ring finger you are gay. sorry if this is you and you haven't come out yet and are reading this thread with a friend/family member who knows you have multiple older brothers and is currently checking your finger size. it was not my intent to out you. that's basically the nutshell deal here though. has to do w/ testosterone released inside of the preg female or something and the amount of it changes along w/ each new male that is born.
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aren't most pornstars gay?
i would say that most gay pornstars are indeed gay. not sure about hetero pstars though. doubtful imo.
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several in my fam/gf's fam.
like them a lot, they don't breed so much.
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Most of the gay guys I know are obsessively clean and great dressers. They smell really exceptional as well. Adversely, most of the lesbians I know are worse dressers and generally smell worse than your average hetero woman. Seems like guys (gay or straight) have it good in this arrangement all things being equal.
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i swear it's like i'm trying to talk lgbt w/ my sisters kids here. did you guys read the articles i linked?
I did not. I assumed (correctly) that someone would summarize the relevant parts for me.
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There are a few gays at my high school. This lesbian couple did a lot of pda. There's even a gay ginger at my school. That would totally suck.
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only experience i have w/gays are the zany characters on the real world/true life.
hmmm...i guess if you are legit gay you were prolly born that way. the studies showed a dece correlation. they just seemed sloppily done. (720 people, study depends on people being truthful, etc)
some people aren't legit gay though. they just act gay to be different, or because gay people are nicer to them...or something like that. cultural/society. n stuff.
go cats.
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I think homosexuals are gay.
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only experience i have w/gays are the zany characters on the real world/true life.
hmmm...i guess if you are legit gay you were prolly born that way. the studies showed a dece correlation. they just seemed sloppily done. (720 people, study depends on people being truthful, etc)
some people aren't legit gay though. they just act gay to be different, or because gay people are nicer to them...or something like that. cultural/society. n stuff.
go cats.
Yeah, I mean gay or straight, obviously go cats
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OT: how much money would you guys (hetero) have to get to make out w/ some other d00d? sober. five minutes. some tounge. light petting. what if the guy was good looking? what about if he was ugly? different amounts of money involved? not sure it'd make much of a difference for me. really no clue though. maybe ten-fifteen thousand. maybe less/more. not sure here.
go khatxs.
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OT: how much money would you guys (hetero) have to get to make out w/ some other d00d? sober. five minutes. some tounge. light petting. what if the guy was good looking? what about if he was ugly? different amounts of money involved? not sure it'd make much of a difference for me. really no clue though. maybe ten-fifteen thousand. maybe less/more. not sure here.
go khatxs.
cleanliness is the key here for me
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aren't most pornstars gay?
i would say that most gay pornstars are indeed gay. not sure about hetero pstars though. doubtful imo.
A friend of a friend did some gay porn. He was in fact gay, but didn't have sex on camera. Apparently he just got naked and tickled other guys. :dunno: I never actually saw his stuff, just heard him talking about it. He's from New Hampshire if that enters into the science, but I didn't notice whether his pointer finger was particularly long.
Shockingly, I know several gay people here in NYC. One of my good buddies is a gay guy who is also one of the top (female) model agents in the country.
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aren't most pornstars gay?
i would say that most gay pornstars are indeed gay. not sure about hetero pstars though. doubtful imo.
A lot of the women get to a point, or at least go through a phase, where they work with women only. This is probably more true for the ones who have made plenty of money in the biz already.
I have heard that those (both m and f) in the industry that are "gay for pay"--that is only engaging in homo on film and not in everyday life--are not all that popular to work with because they aren't really into it.
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Daris, if you're a peeder puffer, nobody here is going to think less of you. Just do your thing. Suck a weenis. I don't care. I'm sure that will be the consensus for the board too. We'll still love you.
guess we know who the board lgbtaphobe is.
Personally, I would like to congratulate you on coming out of your closet. :in-n-out:
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OT: how much money would you guys (hetero) have to get to make out w/ some other d00d? sober. five minutes. some tounge. light petting. what if the guy was good looking? what about if he was ugly? different amounts of money involved? not sure it'd make much of a difference for me. really no clue though. maybe ten-fifteen thousand. maybe less/more. not sure here.
go khatxs.
cleanliness is the key here for me
for arguments sake, let's just say that it's jay wright and the two of you are in a hot tub w/ some lionel richie playing in the background.
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OT: how much money would you guys (hetero) have to get to make out w/ some other d00d? sober. five minutes. some tounge. light petting. what if the guy was good looking? what about if he was ugly? different amounts of money involved? not sure it'd make much of a difference for me. really no clue though. maybe ten-fifteen thousand. maybe less/more. not sure here.
go khatxs.
cleanliness is the key here for me
for arguments sake, let's just say that it's jay wright and the two of you are in a hot tub w/ some lionel richie playing in the background.
Are red wine and candles involved? If so, yes, I'd totally Go Gay With Jay. If not, no way, I ain't no fag.
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Any gay people at my school came out after they graduated. I guess that's what happens when you're in the rich part of Austin, which is pretty red as a reaction to the HIPPIES :runaway: that live downtown (Williamson County where Round Rock is located is like 20 times worse though. It's also well known for giving out a ton of DWB citations/beatings). I personally am cool with them. I mean, really, who gives a crap other than insecure, judgmental busybodies?
Geaux Bobcats
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aren't most pornstars gay?
i would say that most gay pornstars are indeed gay. not sure about hetero pstars though. doubtful imo.
A friend of a friend did some gay porn. He was in fact gay, but didn't have sex on camera. Apparently he just got naked and tickled other guys. :dunno: I never actually saw his stuff, just heard him talking about it. He's from New Hampshire if that enters into the science, but I didn't notice whether his pointer finger was particularly long.
Shockingly, I know several gay people here in NYC. One of my good buddies is a gay guy who is also one of the top (female) model agents in the country.
I want to party with Ghost.
They did an HBO real sex some time ago about strait guys doing porn videos. Apparently you make a TON more doing gay porn than you with strait porn (for guys). They never mentioned whether it mattered if you were a "top" or "bottom," but I reckon you have to both to be in gay porn.
I don't remember how much they said dudes were making, but I remember thinking "hey, that's a lot."
Something to think about in an economy like this, no?
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Gay men make the best neighbors. Like sd said, they smell great, plus they can be kind of protective of important females in your life, without being creepy. And since they work out, they can at least intimidate rapists and robbers.
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Lots of cool gay dudes here in DC. You just need to get over the hurt feelings of the gay dudes srlsy not wanting to hit on you (I think this is the root of a lot of homophobia).
Love to trade redneck/gay jokes with these dudes. Hilarious bunch. Quite musical, too.
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Work with 2 lesbians. Love them. (they are life partners, idk if that matters)
BUt overall I find gays kind of weird. :dunno: idk if the lesbians are the exception or I'm just a bigot
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Gay men make the best neighbors. Like sd said, they smell great, plus they can be kind of protective of important females in your life, without being creepy. And since they work out, they can at least intimidate rapists and robbers.
QFT. And Asians are the best at fixing things and math. :rolleyes:
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Gay men make the best neighbors. Like sd said, they smell great, plus they can be kind of protective of important females in your life, without being creepy. And since they work out, they can at least intimidate rapists and robbers.
QFT. And Asians are the best at fixing things and math. :rolleyes:
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OT: how much money would you guys (hetero) have to get to make out w/ some other d00d? sober. five minutes. some tounge. light petting. what if the guy was good looking? what about if he was ugly? different amounts of money involved? not sure it'd make much of a difference for me. really no clue though. maybe ten-fifteen thousand. maybe less/more. not sure here.
go khatxs.
cleanliness is the key here for me
for arguments sake, let's just say that it's jay wright and the two of you are in a hot tub w/ some lionel richie playing in the background.
:lightsaber:
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aren't most pornstars gay?
i would say that most gay pornstars are indeed gay. not sure about hetero pstars though. doubtful imo.
A friend of a friend did some gay porn. He was in fact gay, but didn't have sex on camera. Apparently he just got naked and tickled other guys. :dunno: I never actually saw his stuff, just heard him talking about it. He's from New Hampshire if that enters into the science, but I didn't notice whether his pointer finger was particularly long.
Shockingly, I know several gay people here in NYC. One of my good buddies is a gay guy who is also one of the top (female) model agents in the country.
I want to party with Ghost.
God I know. The guy just spouts elite stuff about himself like it's nothing. Can just picture him cruising up and down 5th ave. looking all GQ and talking to his great looking NY friends.
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aren't most pornstars gay?
i would say that most gay pornstars are indeed gay. not sure about hetero pstars though. doubtful imo.
A friend of a friend did some gay porn. He was in fact gay, but didn't have sex on camera. Apparently he just got naked and tickled other guys. :dunno: I never actually saw his stuff, just heard him talking about it. He's from New Hampshire if that enters into the science, but I didn't notice whether his pointer finger was particularly long.
Shockingly, I know several gay people here in NYC. One of my good buddies is a gay guy who is also one of the top (female) model agents in the country.
I want to party with Ghost.
God I know. The guy just spouts elite stuff about himself like it's nothing. Can just picture him cruising up and down 5th ave. looking all GQ and talking to his great looking NY friends.
x3. totally want to have a NYKATPAKR w/ this dude. I as an EST'er, I already feel a connection with him.
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Does God hate them, yes or no?
Not to sound all spiritual, but he does not hate them. He hates the activities and lifestyle they live, but will forgive them if they admit what they are doing is wrong and change their ways...I have a friend who came out and said he was bi, and through God's love he changed and is now straight.
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Does God hate them, yes or no?
Not to sound all spiritual, but he does not hate them. He hates the activities and lifestyle they live, but will forgive them if they admit what they are doing is wrong and change their ways...I have a friend who came out and said he was bi, and through God's love he changed and is now straight.
Your friend is a liar.
Also, no such thing as god.
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Does God hate them, yes or no?
Not to sound all spiritual, but he does not hate them. He hates the activities and lifestyle they live, but will forgive them if they admit what they are doing is wrong and change their ways...I have a friend who came out and said he was bi, and through God's love he changed and is now straight.
why does god care about this issue? seems like an odd thing to get worked up about. maybe he got beat up by some other god who was gay one time and now he's taking it out on earth humans.
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Does God hate them, yes or no?
Not to sound all spiritual, but he does not hate them. He hates the activities and lifestyle they live, but will forgive them if they admit what they are doing is wrong and change their ways...I have a friend who came out and said he was bi, and through God's love he changed and is now straight.
Your friend is a liar.
Also, no such thing as god.
I am not here to change your views on if their is a God or not. I was just answering the question... its your choice on what you believe. Being Christian i have seen many wrong ways of "beating people in the head with a Bible" trying to save people. Its better for me just to let you figure it out on your own
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Does God hate them, yes or no?
Not to sound all spiritual, but he does not hate them. He hates the activities and lifestyle they live, but will forgive them if they admit what they are doing is wrong and change their ways...I have a friend who came out and said he was bi, and through God's love he changed and is now straight.
God is cool if the guy sleeps with a woman the minute he is with a dude, he hates it and damns them to hell? Please confirm that this is god's position. I have always wondered. Which of the Commandments is this violating?
If gays are born that way, and god creates everybody,, god seems very sadistic by making a person gay them damning them to hell if they particpate in homosexual sex.
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God is cool if the guy sleeps with a woman
NOT OUT OF WEDLOCK! :runaway: :nono: :runaway:
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what/if any amount of gheyness is god cool w/? two guys holding hands ok? what if chingon gives a shirtless lsoc a backrub at the next pak'r? would this be okay or would they go straight to hell? what if they decided to make out with tongues? can anybody answer this for me. i've got a canadian friend who is curious is the only reason i bring it up and i'll forward the information onto him.
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God is cool if the guy sleeps with a woman
NOT OUT OF WEDLOCK! :runaway: :nono: :runaway:
AND NO BIRTH CONTROL EITHER!!
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You know what's really not covered in the bible in enough detail? Oral.
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You know what's really not covered in the bible in enough detail? Oral.
Agreed. Is one guy blowing another too gay, or is it not bad til it enters the poop chute?
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I know a couple gay ppl. They aren't open about it though.
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Same. Have a ghey uncle, but he thinks everybody thinks ( :confused:) he is straight :rolleyes:
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Haven't been through every post to make sure but I don't think any of our ku friends have chimed in here yet. Does that strike anyone else as odd? I'd think their expertise in this matter would be quite enlightening. You can't spit a weiner out of your mouth without hitting a ghey dood in Lawrence. :users:
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What if you slept with a dude you thought was a chick at the time? Is that just one sin for the non-married sex, or do you still get nailed for the homo rap, too?
Please answer reverse situation, too. I mean, if I slept with a chick that I thought was a dude, seems like a "poophole loophole", no?
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Say you and another d00d are on your wife. I mean, it's your wife so no sin there, right? I mean, she's sinning her ass off (literally LMAO) but you are in the clear, correct? But, say you slip and bump swords with this other d00d. Sin?
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(http://watchxonline.com/static/images/thumbnail/442cde81694ca09a626eeddefd1b74ca.gif)
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103199 (http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103199)
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Say you and another d00d are on your wife. I mean, it's your wife so no sin there, right? I mean, she's sinning her ass off (literally LMAO) but you are in the clear, correct? But, say you slip and bump swords with this other d00d. Sin?
For some reason this reminded me of a George Carlin monologue:
Once a week, Father Russell would come in for "Heavy Mystery" time. And you'd save all your weird questions for Father Russell. In fact, you'd make up strange questions. You'd take a whole week thinking up trick questions for Father Russell. "Hey, hey, hey Father! Hey, uh, if God is all-powerful, can he make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it? HA, HA, HEEEEEY! WE GOT HIM NOW! AH, HA, HA!" Or else you'd take a very simple sin and surround it with the most bizarre circumstances you could imagine...to try to, y'know, relieve the guilt in the sin. We'd usually end up with the, uh, statement, "Would that then be a sin then, Father?"
Like, here, this is an example. There was one sin- not receiving communion during Easter time. You had to perform your "Easter duty". You had to receive once between Ash Wednesday and Pentecost Sunday and if you didn't do it, it was a mortal sin. Provided, of course, you had said to yourself, "Hey, I'm not gonna do it this year!" And, uh, there weren't many mortal sins on that, but a lot of guys went to Venial(?) City on Easter duty and so you would ask the priest y'know, you'd..."Hey, Father, hey, uh.." Remember guys would leave their hand up after they got called on, right? And the priest would say, "What are you, the Statue of Liberty, Dunn?" "Oh, sorry Father. Anyways, Father. Suppose that you didn't make your Easter duty...and it's Pentecost Sunday...the last day...and you're on a ship at sea...and the chaplain goes into a coma...but you wanted to receive. And then it's Monday, too late...but then you cross the International Date Line!" "Yes, I'm sure God will take that into account. Sit down, Woozie."
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Say you and another d00d are on your wife. I mean, it's your wife so no sin there, right? I mean, she's sinning her ass off (literally LMAO) but you are in the clear, correct? But, say you slip and bump swords with this other d00d. Sin?
not sure but please check pm :party:
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Homosexuals don't bother me at all. Either do Christians or non believers. Just don't push or flaunt it in my face you know?
Also, found out that a fraternity brother of mine came out of the closet a couple of years ago. Looking back it scares me I didn't notice or think he was gay at the time but I figure I was very naive. Wonder if that makes me gay? Second, It kind of creeped me out at first thinking about him gawking at me naked in the shower and stuff all those years. Now i kind of want to know what he thought of my dong. Does that make me gay? :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:)
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Say you and another d00d are on your wife. I mean, it's your wife so no sin there, right? I mean, she's sinning her ass off (literally LMAO) but you are in the clear, correct? But, say you slip and bump swords with this other d00d. Sin?
not sure but please check pm :party:
lol, honest to god almost ended my post with: I need to know for Daris, Daris' wife and a Canadian friend of mine that none of you know. :lol:
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I figure you know..those Gay Penguins? Well they didn't ask to be penguins, now did they? I do think it's cute how the man sits on the eggs all winter though.
I think some people have suspected that I'm gay, but I can tell you that I'm nowhere near neat/clean enough to pull it off. I know I shouldn't stereotype people like that, though. :users:
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Homosexuals don't bother me at all. Either do Christians or non believers. Just don't push or flaunt it in my face you know?
Also, found out that a fraternity brother of mine came out of the closet a couple of years ago. Looking back it scares me I didn't notice or think he was gay at the time but I figure I was very naive. Wonder if that makes me gay? Second, It kind of creeped me out at first thinking about him gawking at me naked in the shower and stuff all those years. Now i kind of want to know what he thought of my dong. Does that make me gay? :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:)
Pretty sure you have a problem w/ gays, FWIW.
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Could a bible/jeezus expert please answer the excellent questions posted above?
TIA
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Say you and another d00d are on your wife. I mean, it's your wife so no sin there, right? I mean, she's sinning her ass off (literally LMAO) but you are in the clear, correct? But, say you slip and bump swords with this other d00d. Sin?
Or, what if you used the arm of another dude's wife to give him a Dutch rudder?
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You know what's really not covered in the bible in enough detail? Oral.
Wasn't the whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing about oral? Or was that straight up butt sex they were talking about?
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You know what's really not covered in the bible in enough detail? Oral.
Wasn't the whole Sodom and Gomorrah thing about oral? Or was that straight up butt sex they were talking about?
I don't think it goes into detail. But, if I had to guess, I would say it was straight up man on angel buttsex. Again, just imo.
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No one is answering me. I guess God is cool with it so I am cool with it.
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No one is answering me. I guess God is cool with it so I am cool with it.
God doesn't hate gays, but he does have some issues with you. Just sayin'.
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I used to hate the gheys because I lived near boystown in Chicago and I could never get to the grocery store because they were always closing down the streets to have another damn parade. Now I don't really know any, but I kind of like them because I figure the more gays there are the less competition there is for me to find available women.
As far as where they stick their penises, I just couldn't care less.
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Haven't been through every post to make sure but I don't think any of our ku friends have chimed in here yet. Does that strike anyone else as odd? I'd think their expertise in this matter would be quite enlightening. You can't spit a weiner out of your mouth without hitting a ghey dood in Lawrence. :users:
Hello, boys. Just saw this thread. BT is cool with the gays. Last two roommates in Lawrence were queer. Yes, ku and lawrence are littered with them. Adds to the fabulousness. People that hate the gays are morons, and as we(the chosen elite) all know, it is damn near impossible to talk any sense into morons. I know a great deal about their kind. Ask BT if you have ?s.
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Haven't been through every post to make sure but I don't think any of our ku friends have chimed in here yet. Does that strike anyone else as odd? I'd think their expertise in this matter would be quite enlightening. You can't spit a weiner out of your mouth without hitting a ghey dood in Lawrence. :users:
Hello, boys. Just saw this thread. BT is cool with the gays (because I'm a fudgepacker). Last two roommates in Lawrence were queer (and I have the prolasped anus to prove it.) Yes, ku and lawrence are littered with them. Adds to the fabulousness (and the gay train orgies.) People that hate the gays are morons, and as we(the chosen elite as picked by gay pride magazine in all of America) all know, it is damn near impossible to talk any sense into morons. I know a great deal about their kind (because they are always pillaging my bunghole.) Ask BT if you have ?s.
No thanks. We get the picture.
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I know I can't post naked pictures of myself on the board, but will I get the boot if I send them via pm? Mjrod(you naughty bitch), you're a mod, what do you say?
ps- I won't tell. :lick:
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I know I can't post naked pictures of myself on the board, but will I get the boot if I send them via pm? Mjrod(you naughty bitch), you're a mod, what do you say?
ps- I won't tell. :lick:
If you send me naked pictures of yourself, I will ban you.
So don't.
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I know I can't post naked pictures of myself on the board, but will I get the boot if I send them via pm? Mjrod(you naughty bitch), you're a mod, what do you say?
ps- I won't tell. :lick:
If you send me naked pictures of yourself, I will ban you.
So don't.
Did BT delete his account or did you ban him? Either way, awful Bennish of him.
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Did BT delete his account or did you ban him?
:frown: :'(