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Winner of the "I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds" award.
Not a shock. He's had a handfun of articles in SI recently. Add him to the growing list of Star writers who go on to national publications. Jeff Passan being the one I can think of.
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Winner of the "I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds" award.
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Winner of the "I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds" award.
But he can get laid in his own house by his WIFE
So yeah... f*ck you. F*ck K-State. F*ck the color purple. F*ck all you snarky little pussies on this site that think you're really clever. F*ck your divison 2 coaching staff. F*ck your Juco recruting class. Enjoy sitting at home while I'm down in Miami, FL at the Orange Bowl. Enjoy next season when Kansas runs up the score on you clowns. It was fun while it lasted.
Stunner - you're cool. Waks - you're cool. Fatty - you're irritating, but damn it I like your style. Chupa - you make me laugh. 'Pad - your hate for Kansas is unparalled, and I respect that. MJRod - love your drunk posts, you're a good man. Catzacker - you keep it real even when delusion is at its highest. Sys - you know your basketball. To all the others, f*ck you and the horse you rode in on. This is my last post. Peace out.
All this thread does is remind of this gem of a thread from a while back.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=20715.0
So yeah... f*ck you. F*ck K-State. F*ck the color purple. F*ck all you snarky little pussies on this site that think you're really clever. F*ck your divison 2 coaching staff. F*ck your Juco recruting class. Enjoy sitting at home while I'm down in Miami, FL at the Orange Bowl. Enjoy next season when Kansas runs up the score on you clowns. It was fun while it lasted.
Stunner - you're cool. Waks - you're cool. Fatty - you're irritating, but damn it I like your style. Chupa - you make me laugh. 'Pad - your hate for Kansas is unparalled, and I respect that. MJRod - love your drunk posts, you're a good man. Catzacker - you keep it real even when delusion is at its highest. Sys - you know your basketball. To all the others, f*ck you and the horse you rode in on. This is my last post. Peace out.
:kstatriot:
All this thread does is remind of this gem of a thread from a while back.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=20715.0
So yeah... f*ck you. F*ck K-State. F*ck the color purple. F*ck all you snarky little pussies on this site that think you're really clever. F*ck your divison 2 coaching staff. F*ck your Juco recruting class. Enjoy sitting at home while I'm down in Miami, FL at the Orange Bowl. Enjoy next season when Kansas runs up the score on you clowns. It was fun while it lasted.
Stunner - you're cool. Waks - you're cool. Fatty - you're irritating, but damn it I like your style. Chupa - you make me laugh. 'Pad - your hate for Kansas is unparalled, and I respect that. MJRod - love your drunk posts, you're a good man. Catzacker - you keep it real even when delusion is at its highest. Sys - you know your basketball. To all the others, f*ck you and the horse you rode in on. This is my last post. Peace out.
:kstatriot:
This is the apex of all the epic meltdowns by Ben - this is why he needs to be here, MAN - that is some quality stuff! I am impressed beyond words. How did I miss that...
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Winner of the "I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds" award.
But he can get laid in his own house by his WIFE