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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: Kat Kid on August 03, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
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Me:
Broke- both arms (ulna?), clavicle, dislocated elbow
Ligament tear- knee (partial lcl)
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Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).
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Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).
Mom or dad? (Let me know if you want to pm about it)
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wow. props.
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Broken ribs in 8th grade
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Shredded both knees a few years apart: ACL, MCL, the whole deal. Before that, I had Osgood-Schlatter disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osgood-Schlatter_disease) in my knees and popped my kneecap out of place playing football in middle school. I was also on crutches for tearing an ankle tendon after I landed on someone else's foot playing basketball. Most recently, I tore my calf muscle playing soccer. Now I have to take an Excederin every morning, and I'm probably destined for a wheelchair in a few decades (or some cool robotic replacement legs, that haven't even been invented yet).
But, hey, no broken bones! :woot:
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Hyperextended my elbow in freshman football. Doctor said it should have been broken, but because I drank lots of milk, it stayed put.
That's about as close as I've come to breaking a bone.
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Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).
Mom or dad? (Let me know if you want to pm about it)
:crybaby:
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Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).
Mom or dad? (Let me know if you want to pm about it)
:crybaby: <------------except with a purple cast on one of those.
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Broke my wrist in kindergarten (purple cast bitches).
Mom or dad? (Let me know if you want to pm about it)
:crybaby: <------------except with a purple cast on one of those.
left :shy:
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I had to wear a black "pirate" patch in kindergarten, but it was because of a lazy eye. And once, I bruised my tailbone falling out a recliner (I was too lazy to try and flip around and "stick the landing" and figured "WTH, I'll just ride this out").
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have had stitches three different times. nothing worse. i'm pretty badass though so take it fwiw.
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Broke my leg just above the ankle from climbing the kitchen cupboards when I was about 2. Hairline fracture of my nose from a mountain biking accident. ACL and meniscus tear from basketball at the Rec.
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Broke my leg when I was three. My sister told me jump off of the bed and she'd catch me. She was just six at the time, bad idea...
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I severely sprained my ankle playing baseball in 6th grade.
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Sprained my ankles many o times. lots of cuts that required stitches.
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Took a line drive off my hand pitching in slowpitch (it was either my hand or my throat, easy choice). Might have broken the hand, but x-rays were inconclusive. Swelled up like a bitch, though.
Got a pair of fishhooks stuck in the middle of my back when I was 12. Was at a farmpond about 7 miles back on dirt roads. So I knelt in the back of the suburban while we drove the 40 miles back to Abilene. Doc deaded it pretty good and just grabbed a pair of pliers and pulled. Hurt worse watching it get pulled from what I hear.
Got stitches only 3 times. Once was for the appendix. The other 2 times were at the same time on the top of my head when I was real little. Just remember that, kids, when your mom tells you not to jump off furniture because you might get hurt.
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Broke my right hand playing flag football in 8th grade P.E. Coach said my knuckle touched the back of my arm. Got out of some homework because I couldn't write for a few weeks.
I sprain my ankles about 2 times per year.
Put a Chainsaw through 3 knuckles on my right hand. (middle through pinky). I had to repel out of a tree after I did it, you don't have very good grip when you almost cut off 3 fingers.
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A lot of FPs in this thread. Never broke/torn anything. (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_superman.gif)
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I like how half the people who posted went 50+ words into non serious injuries. I didn't start a thread called freaking boo boo's and band-aids you pansies.
As for the "well I've never broken anything so I'm awesomely hardcore" morons---ill let you in on a little secret. Evil knevil broke every bone in his body. Is he lame? Stfu
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Had a golfball size cist taken out of my knee. Had feelers on it like a octopus. had to take a chunk of bone out to get it out. Have little dent there now.
Have had 5 concussions
3 football
1 hit head on beam thingy in toy store(tall cousin on his shoulders)
1 water skiing tried to do flip landed on head concusion and rearrange vertebra.
Other than that im normal
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Broke my right ankle just before my senior year in high school.
Had a walking cast put on.
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acl + lots of meniscus crap.
a bit off topic, but also hit by a car (as a pedestrian). flipped truck on interstate. some snakebites. always feel cheated when i go to a hospital and don't get morphine. i love that crap.
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broke my arm trying to tackle Chris Harper at emporia state football camp
had knee surgery, on crutches for two months couldn't run for 8 months
broke nose when a ball took a bad hop right in my face
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never torn/broke anything. Do have an injured shoulder from baseball. Not torn though.
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Broke both wrists simultaneously flying over the handlebars on my bike. 2 purple casts :nahnah:
Broke my ankle when I tripped down stairs and landed funny.
Fractured my hand just below my pinky when I fell during gym and landed with my hand flat on the ground. The button on my jeans is what hit it. Kinda weird.
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Jeffy put a table sawblade 3/4 of the way through his finger.
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Broke both wrists simultaneously flying over the handlebars on my bike. 2 purple casts :nahnah:
Broke my ankle when I tripped down stairs and landed funny.
Fractured my hand just below my pinky when I fell during gym and landed with my hand flat on the ground. The button on my jeans is what hit it. Kinda weird.
damn, i bet that sucked you couldn't :jerkoff: for a while. haha but i would hope you have a girlfriend to take care of that for you. :thumbsup: but maybe you were young when that happened so maybe not. :thumbsup: idk though.
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Broken hand
Broken fibula + dislocated ankle = plate, 10 screws, 2 pins.
All in high school football
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Papercut on my johnson.
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Broken metacarpal applying a tag at third base in a summer league game. <- Purple cast. :ksu:
Broke my second toe on my right foot in a freak couch jumping incident.
Broke several orbital/skull bones plus nerve damage and a concussion in a skiing accident within a week of Michael Kennedy and Sunny Bono dying on the slopes. Led to metal plates placed right below my eye to keep the air from escaping from my sinuses. Also a plastic plate under my eye so it would move around smoothly. Finally, had to straighten my jaw as it got all out of whack too.
Had a concussion on one other occasion, and had stitches put in my face when a farm dog bit me when I was 2 or 3.
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Jeffy put a table sawblade 3/4 of the way through his finger.
2 fingers.
And 12 stitches.
And a very unique fingerprint that will confuse even the most powerful analyzing computers.
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Most of my fingers or toes, at one time or another.
Hand.
Foot.
Thumb. Same time as the foot. Had to wear two damn casts.
Wrist. Green stick fracture. I was still pretty young at that point.
Ankle. Broke it once, sprained in a bunch of times. Hell, if I just look at the damn thing wrong now-a-days, I sprain it.
Dislocated shoulder.
Torn MCL in left elbow.
Big ol gash on my back from the bleachers in the gym.
Nice scar exactly the size of one half of a beer bottle on my scalp. (Wonder how that happened?)
Numerous concussions.
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Adrian Mayes (former ku lineman) stepped on my hand once during football practice, nothing broke or anything but it did hurt for the rest of the day :crybaby:
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Adrian Mayes (former ku lineman) stepped on my hand once during football practice, nothing broke or anything but it did hurt for the rest of the day :crybaby:
was that guy absolutely adorable or what?
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A lot of FPs in this thread. Never broke/torn anything. (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_superman.gif)
Hard to break anything when all you do is watch T.V. and play on the intersnet.
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Broke both wrists simultaneously flying over the handlebars on my bike. 2 purple casts :nahnah:
Broke my ankle when I tripped down stairs and landed funny.
Fractured my hand just below my pinky when I fell during gym and landed with my hand flat on the ground. The button on my jeans is what hit it. Kinda weird.
damn, i bet that sucked you couldn't :jerkoff: for a while. haha but i would hope you have a girlfriend to take care of that for you. :thumbsup: but maybe you were young when that happened so maybe not. :thumbsup: idk though.
I was in 4th grade, so that wasn't an issue yet (thank god). I don't think I could survive a month w/o it now :yikes:
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A lot of FPs in this thread. Never broke/torn anything. (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_superman.gif)
Hard to break anything when all you do is watch T.V. and play on the intersnet.
very true - much safer this way
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A lot of FPs in this thread. Never broke/torn anything. (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_superman.gif)
Hard to break anything when all you do is watch T.V. and play on the intersnet.
But he has suffered many sprained fingers and suffers chronically from Wii-wrist.
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I like how half the people who posted went 50+ words into non serious injuries. I didn't start a thread called freaking boo boo's and band-aids you pansies.
As for the "well I've never broken anything so I'm awesomely hardcore" morons---ill let you in on a little secret. Evil knevil broke every bone in his body. Is he lame? Stfu
evil knevil woulda been much, much cooler if he had done all that stuff and never broke a bone. think about that for a second. game, set, match. KABOOMEY!!!
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Broke 3 bones in my hand playing baseball.
torn ACL freshman football
clap, freshman year
broken thumb in flag football
broken nose in pledge/active football
clap, junior year
torn rotator cuff - current
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Got popped with an elbow under the chin during rebounding "fight drill" at HS B-ball practice, bit the end of my tongue almost all the way off . . . I finished the practice and then went to the ER.
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Broken right wrist
Shattered collarbone requiring 9 screws, a plate and oxycontin
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Pfft. My bones break objects, not the other way around.
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Someone stuck a pencil in my back in the third grade. Went to the nurses office with it dangling from my lower right shoulder blade. I still think I'll die of lead poisoning to this day.
clap, last month.
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6 stitches in chin @ 2 years old dropping from the second floor railing at Jardine because I saw the big kids doing it dammit.
Broken big toe kicking a pipe accidentally while running home in the dark. (highly not-recommend, the thing still does weather projections)
Broke hand fighting in 6th grade, dude broke his too, same place same hand. <-- weird sitting in nurses office together
12 stitches in head from playing football with no helmet.
Broke shoulder wiping out motorcycle trying to pin the SOB I caught filling water balloon into the side of his house after he hit me with one as I drove by. (wet grass and wheelie not recommended) I literally was intending to kill him in a blind rage. :angryMJ:
67 staples from exploratory surgery after getting in wreck while riding with SOB above and he pulled into a dirt road intersection directly in front of the 1968 cast-iron dodge truck going 50 miles an hour that hit directly into my door, losing my spleen and tearing my liver all to hell. (NO broke bones!) :ohno:
Tore miniscus.....
:popcorn:
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6 stitches in chin @ 2 years old dropping from the second floor railing at Jardine because I saw the big kids doing it dammit.
Broken big toe kicking a pipe accidentally while running home in the dark. (highly not-recommend, the thing still does weather projections)
Broke hand fighting in 6th grade, dude broke his too, same place same hand. <-- weird sitting in nurses office together
12 stitches in head from playing football with no helmet.
Broke shoulder wiping out motorcycle trying to pin the SOB I caught filling water balloon into the side of his house after he hit me with one as I drove by. (wet grass and wheelie not recommended) I literally was intending to kill him in a blind rage. :angryMJ:
67 staples from exploratory surgery after getting in wreck while riding with SOB above and he pulled into a dirt road intersection directly in front of the 1968 cast-iron dodge truck going 50 miles an hour that hit directly into my door, losing my spleen and tearing my liver all to hell. (NO broke bones!) :ohno:
Tore miniscus.....
:popcorn:
OT, but is it embarrasing to have had so many injuries that required actual medical attention? i would think it would be fwiw.
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^^ No no, looks good in bold print on my mancard and the ladies love to run their fingers across all my scars. :cheers:
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Trimmed my damn fingernail a little too short last week.
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Trimmed my damn fingernail a little too short last week.
tssss. Those sting!
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From the bottom up:
dislocated left ankle - football :frown:
right leg - skiing - surgery (metal) :blank:
back - car wreck - surgery :ohno:
right wrist - basketball :skillz:
left wrist - accident - surgery (it's mostly plates and screws now) :-[
several fingers :rolleyes:
left hand - baseball :redface:
2 ribs - hockey :mad:
separated shoulder - hockey :angry:
jaw - hockey :curse:
nose - hockey :chainsaw:
2 concussions :banghead:
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btw: i know by posting your long list of injuries you think you are some sort of "hot-tail" athlete, but it just means you are a loser who can't stay healthy and don't have multiple i-70 title rings on your index finger.
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Trimmed my damn fingernail a little too short last week.
Just chew em.
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Adrian Mayes (former ku lineman) stepped on my hand once during football practice, nothing broke or anything but it did hurt for the rest of the day :crybaby:
was that guy absolutely adorable or what?
He really was, I couldn't even be mad at the guy :love:
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Dislocated elbow 4 times in a one month span when I was 6. Broken right forearm when I was 7. Broken growth-plate in left wrist(didn't get it x-rayed for a week), missed my 8th grade basketball season...and last September I had a spiral fracture of my 4th metacarpal in my palm and tore the ligament off of my middle finger. Needed surgery for that one and I missed most of my junior football season but came back and played 3 weeks early. :kstatriot:
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Forgot when I first learned to ride my bike I fell and knocked out a tooth. Couldnt find it thought well i swallowed it. Til mom starting screaming. Tooth shot through the side of my cheek. Still have the scar on inside of cheek
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My wife cut off my tweeter with a kitchen knife after I forced her to take it in the pooper. Sewed it back on and got my own porn video.
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You haven't felt pain until you cut up some fresh(none of that pickled nonsense) jalapenos forget to the wash pepper residue off your hand then grab your johnson to take a piss.
Spent about 15 minutes with my crotch under a sink running cold water all over area's that don't take to well to cold water.....
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You haven't felt pain until you cut up some fresh(none of that pickled nonsense) jalapenos forget to the wash pepper residue off your hand then grab your johnson to take a piss.
Spent about 15 minutes with my crotch under a sink running cold water all over area's that don't take to well to cold water.....
QFT
That and scraping the seeds out of 3 dozen japs with your fingernails. Burning under your nails that won't go away for a couple of days. :redface:
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I had bedbug bites. They itch like a sonuvagun.
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You haven't felt pain until you cut up some fresh(none of that pickled nonsense) jalapenos forget to the wash pepper residue off your hand then grab your johnson to take a piss.
Spent about 15 minutes with my crotch under a sink running cold water all over area's that don't take to well to cold water.....
I held a package of frozen veggies on my crotch when I did that.
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Broke bones in right hand.--Football freshman year. Missed three weeks. That hurt worse than the actual breaking and resetting
Broken nose.--Did a face plant onto some concrete when I was little.
Broken ribs--Car wreck. Steering column was shattered and left side of steering wheel was wrapped back around to what was left of steering column. (Can't confirm they were broken as I never went to dr. but they hurt too bad and too long not to be).