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Title: Male Dog Name
Post by: kst8r33 on July 09, 2009, 04:44:31 PM: getting a male chocolate lab puppy, need help with names!
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Post by: The1BigWillie on July 09, 2009, 04:47:07 PM: Had a black lab for 13 years named Tucker. BEST DOG EVER :crybaby:
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Post by: Pett on July 09, 2009, 05:15:20 PM: Baxter. Because of Anchorman.
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Post by: kst8r33 on July 09, 2009, 05:36:07 PM: haha anchorman is the reason baxter is one of the choices! great movie
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 09, 2009, 06:49:21 PM: Smuckers.

Don't name him any of those semi-conventional human names, because dogs with human names are stupid and aren't funny. The only way I'll accept Baxter is if you insist that it's not because of Anchorman, but because of Baxter Stockman.
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Post by: Perry on July 09, 2009, 06:53:42 PM: It just occurred to me that I've had 4 female and 0 male dogs. Baxter is also a dog on Scrubs. I voted Tucker though, cause you could call it Tuck sometimes and in general sounds better than the other choices to me.

As long as you don't name it Nestle, Snickers, or other kind of chocolate that every other person with a brown dog has, I approve.
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Post by: Thin Blue Line on July 09, 2009, 06:55:15 PM: Call him "sh1thead"

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Post by: dlew12 on July 09, 2009, 07:08:47 PM: Just refer to him as Bill Snyder Family Dog.

Not just the Snyder's family's dog, but the whole KSU family.
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Post by: krazykat on July 09, 2009, 09:11:12 PM: voted ruger. if he is a crapty dog, blow him away with one.
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on July 09, 2009, 09:40:13 PM: Vomit
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Post by: Chingon on July 09, 2009, 09:40:47 PM: smatchimo

mr pickles

hobo

count chocula

coco crisp

krrrsh
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on July 09, 2009, 09:46:15 PM: Mork
Wallet
Truculent Alarm Clock
Title: Re: Male Dog Name
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 09, 2009, 09:57:52 PM: Quote from: dlew12 on July 09, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
Just refer to him as Bill Snyder Family Dog.

Not just the Snyder's family's dog, but the whole KSU family.

You stole that from my brother FatDamon's dog, who is actually named Bill Snyder Family Dog. (He also has a dog named Frank Hernandez Dog.)
Title: Re: Male Dog Name
Post by: dlew12 on July 09, 2009, 10:04:11 PM: I didn't steal it from fatdamon you tard.

BTW, your brother is SteveDave lite. Congrats.
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Post by: RonLongshaft on July 09, 2009, 10:15:06 PM: Fuku(fooKoo)...
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Post by: krazykat on July 09, 2009, 10:26:18 PM: Quote from: RonLongshaft on July 09, 2009, 10:15:06 PM
Fuku(fooKoo)...

^ try harder.
Title: Re: Male Dog Name
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 10, 2009, 02:54:28 AM: Quote from: dlew12 on July 09, 2009, 10:04:11 PM
I didn't steal it from fatdamon you tard.
Yes you did.

Quote from: dlew12 on July 09, 2009, 10:04:11 PM
BTW, your brother is SteveDave lite. Congrats.
I know. :frown: SteveDave, will you be my real older brother? Will you buy me Ozzy tapes when my parents say I'm too young to listen to them? Will you help me cut the brakes on the bike of the neighborhood bully to show him we're not gonna take any more of his crap? Will you give me my first dip before summer conditioning one day? Can you get me tickets to Private Parts?
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Post by: BamBam83 on July 10, 2009, 07:13:58 AM: Personally, I'd choose against Baxter, just because it is from Anchorman, sorry not a Will Ferrel fan. I say go Ruger.
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Post by: FelixRex on July 10, 2009, 07:58:21 AM: Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 09, 2009, 06:49:21 PM
Smuckers.

Don't name him any of those semi-conventional human names, because dogs with human names are stupid and aren't funny.

Pay attention to this. This is a pretty flawless and concise distillation of basic dog-naming logic.
Title: Re: Male Dog Name
Post by: steve dave on July 10, 2009, 08:19:54 AM: Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 10, 2009, 02:54:28 AM
Quote from: dlew12 on July 09, 2009, 10:04:11 PM
I didn't steal it from fatdamon you tard.
Yes you did.

Quote from: dlew12 on July 09, 2009, 10:04:11 PM
BTW, your brother is SteveDave lite. Congrats.
I know. :frown: SteveDave, will you be my real older brother? Will you buy me Ozzy tapes when my parents say I'm too young to listen to them? Will you help me cut the brakes on the bike of the neighborhood bully to show him we're not gonna take any more of his crap? Will you give me my first dip before summer conditioning one day? Can you get me tickets to Private Parts?

sure, I was gonna do all that anyway :dunno:
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Post by: ERA7777 on July 10, 2009, 09:49:56 AM: I would go with Murtaugh. Then he can be friends with my boxer, Riggs. Except Riggs would probably kill your dog so it probably isn't a good idea. Should still name it Murtaugh though. :ksu:
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Post by: purplebybirth on July 10, 2009, 10:51:45 AM: have two black labs, boy/girl, named george and lucy.

solid choices in my opinion.
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Post by: kougar24 on July 10, 2009, 11:46:19 AM: Triumph.
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Post by: KSt8er on July 10, 2009, 01:03:02 PM: Labia
or
Chocko
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Post by: mjrod on July 10, 2009, 01:05:00 PM: Chocolate Lab?

Call him Bruiser.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 10, 2009, 03:05:05 PM: If he's a chocolate lab, call him Deuce. You know, like poop.
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Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on July 10, 2009, 09:12:46 PM: "Jaws"
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Post by: Thin Blue Line on July 10, 2009, 11:13:33 PM: Oooo!......Ooo!......Ooo!

Labia is a great name! Or maybe, at least, Fupa.
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Post by: mikeycat on July 11, 2009, 08:23:54 AM: Barker
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Post by: premierkc on July 11, 2009, 08:43:34 AM: if you register it you need 2 names for the paperwork. If your not going to breed ever don't worry about it. I know when I bought my lab I would have passed on it if I saw "Mr. Biscuits" in the blood line.
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Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2009, 08:47:27 AM: Teddy-Pom-Pom (if you are getting a Pomeranian)
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 11, 2009, 08:48:53 AM: Quote from: premierkc on July 11, 2009, 08:43:34 AM
if you register it you need 2 names for the paperwork. If your not going to breed ever don't worry about it. I know when I bought my lab I would have passed on it if I saw "Mr. Biscuits" in the blood line.

And that's why you're not as awesome as me, who once had a lab named Mr. Biscuits.
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Post by: premierkc on July 11, 2009, 08:57:25 AM: :lol: I'm sure he/she was a great dog it's just funny to see on paper.
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Post by: Winters on July 11, 2009, 11:37:21 AM: I named my cat Ell Roberson...
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Post by: KITNfury on July 11, 2009, 04:11:44 PM: Quote from: KSt8er on July 10, 2009, 01:03:02 PM
Labia

:rofl:
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Post by: FelixRex on July 11, 2009, 04:37:52 PM: Foreign curse words are okay with some pets. My friend's wife has a typically uppity cat that he convinced her to name "sharmuta".
Title: Re: Male Dog Name
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 11, 2009, 05:12:39 PM: Mulva.