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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: The1BigWillie on May 26, 2009, 12:24:00 PM

Title: When the person at the office who has no life and never does anything...
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 26, 2009, 12:24:00 PM
... is sitting at their desk reading something and laughing hysterically while I'm recovering from liver damage, multiple falls, and a cut on my foot, just makes me want to smash a stapler down their throat. 

Note to lame co-worker...

1. We aren't going to ask "what's so funny" so STFU.
2. Laughing harder isn't going to increase interest in whatever you are reading.

Never fails though...  finally some other lame a-hole asks "what's so funny?" and lame co-worker says "hold on, I'll send it to all you guys."

9 times out of 10 it's the same email that was passed around weeks or months ago that was marginally humorous but that didn't find its way into lame co-worker's inbox until just now. 

The rest of the time it's just something really really stupid that only he thinks is funny.  Someone wearing a storm trooper suit to a star trek opening, for instance. 

&@#% 3 day weekends and &@#% not winning the lottery.
Title: Re: When the person at the office who has no life and never does anything...
Post by: pissclams on May 26, 2009, 03:24:41 PM
take him under your wing.  mentor him.  don't be a part of the problem, be a part of the solution.
Title: Re: When the person at the office who has no life and never does anything...
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 26, 2009, 03:26:09 PM
kill him.
Title: Re: When the person at the office who has no life and never does anything...
Post by: krazykat on May 26, 2009, 05:57:32 PM
crap in one of his desk drawers.
Title: Re: When the person at the office who has no life and never does anything...
Post by: ksuno1stunner on May 26, 2009, 06:13:38 PM
kill him.

word.  before he kills everyone else.
Title: Re: When the person at the office who has no life and never does anything...
Post by: cas on May 26, 2009, 06:24:02 PM
kill him.

word.  before he kills everyone else.

right on. don't let the problem grow.