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Title: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on May 22, 2009, 03:09:29 PM
I should have a job as a headline writer.  JMart writes a nice little piece (http://www.kansas.com/sports/wildcats/story/822419.html) and the headlines he gets are: "K-State case seems bound for minutiae" and "K-State assistant attorney reserves company name similar to one in so-called “secret” agreement"??? 

I got news for ya: the company name wasn't "similar" it was EXACT.

And it was completely unnecessary.

To give it a football metaphor: The Ron Prince team was in the red zone looking to score and the KSU defense led by PaKSUtelis sacked Bob Krause, his QB, for a 10 yard loss with the lawsuit.  Then, after the play was blown dead, Prince picked up the ball and was suddenly and unexpectedly knocked comatose by PaKSUtelis. 

Unfortunately for Ron, there are no 15 yard penalties for unnecessary roughness in the legal system.

Ron will never see a dime of that money.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Rick Daris on May 22, 2009, 03:16:26 PM
the pstelis fam is v emaw.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on May 22, 2009, 03:25:14 PM
Then Pete flipped the ball to the ref and without any further celebration headed back to the huddle for second down...just like he was taught to do when he was playing in the Manhattan High football program. 

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"I really can't talk about that," PaKSUtelis said Thursday when reached by phone.



Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Rick Daris on May 22, 2009, 03:26:19 PM
Then Pete flipped the ball to the ref and without any further celebration headed back to the huddle for second down...just like he was taught to do when he was playing in the Manhattan High football program. 

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"I really can't talk about that," PaKSUtelis said Thursday when reached by phone.





i bet paul was somewhere in the stands complaining about all the injustices in the world
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 22, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
pete's mom is a hardass
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on May 22, 2009, 04:00:00 PM
Pete is a hardass too.  And this is a VERY public case with plenty of public injustice.  I can't imagine that there will be any settlement unless Schulz calls off the dogs...and Pete will do everything he can to convince him not to.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on May 22, 2009, 04:21:16 PM
Personally, I prefer a Vic Koenning style of "bend but don't break" defense and I would have waited till 2015 and then stiffed Ron and waited for him to sue.  A lot of things could change by then.  We are showing our hand too early.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: SCHITZ on May 22, 2009, 07:27:28 PM
pete's mom is a hardass

is this guy related to the chemistry teacher?? man i hate that lady with a passion  :chainsaw:
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on May 22, 2009, 07:31:24 PM
Then Pete flipped the ball to the ref and without any further celebration headed back to the huddle for second down...just like he was taught to do when he was playing in the Manhattan High football program. 

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"I really can't talk about that," PaKSUtelis said Thursday when reached by phone.





i bet paul was somewhere in the stands complaining about all the injustices in the world

Smells of patchouli.  Wants to free Mumia or something.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: KCFDcat on May 22, 2009, 07:40:18 PM
am i the only one who doesnt know who the &@#% pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Bookcat on May 22, 2009, 07:55:37 PM
am i the only one who doesnt know who the frack pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:

Kstate attorney that knows his katpaks. He's a good guy.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 22, 2009, 08:01:35 PM
pete's mom is a hardass

is this guy related to the chemistry teacher?? man i hate that lady with a passion  :chainsaw:


yes. incredible you can go from having yasmin patell (chem I :love:) to paKSUtelis (chem 2) in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: hemmy on May 22, 2009, 10:44:50 PM
I took chem1 with pak like fall 06 i think, hate that subject
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on May 22, 2009, 11:19:38 PM
am i the only one who doesnt know who the frack pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:

I linked the article in my first post: http://www.kansas.com/sports/wildcats/story/822419.html

Apparently the brilliant minds behind this message board have decided that if the letters K S U appear in that order they should actually be rearranged to K S U.
 :powertard:

Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: steve dave on May 22, 2009, 11:21:40 PM
am i the only one who doesnt know who the frack pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:

I linked the article in my first post: http://www.kansas.com/sports/wildcats/story/822419.html

Apparently the brilliant minds behind this message board have decided that if the letters K S U appear in that order they should actually be rearranged to K S U.
 :powertard:



Was wondering WTF was going on.  SKSU about the thing or whatever.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on May 22, 2009, 11:22:58 PM
crap.  It even rearranges it when I put in spaces.

What about U*K*S?

U&K&S
U-K-S
U_K_S
 :curse:

Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: steve dave on May 22, 2009, 11:24:05 PM
crap.  It even rearranges it when I put in spaces.

What about U*K*S?

U&K&S
U-K-S
U_K_S
 :curse:



I hate this.  I am going to try to fix it (disclaimer:  I'm hammered and I don't know anything about computers)
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: MadCat on May 22, 2009, 11:25:16 PM
KSU

yoo
kay
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weird
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: MadCat on May 22, 2009, 11:26:38 PM


I hate this.  I am going to try to fix it (disclaimer:  I'm hammered and I don't know anything about computers)

Have you thought about a career in tech support?
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: steve dave on May 22, 2009, 11:26:57 PM
Well, I can't figure it out.   :frown:
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: Cem Blasoflas on May 22, 2009, 11:28:29 PM
Well, I can't figure it out.   :frown:

That's OK, I appreciate all the effort you put into it.
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: MadCat on May 22, 2009, 11:31:49 PM
KSU
Sku
Suk
USK
KSU
kuS

So...U and K get lowercased when put together.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.
Post by: BigCat75 on May 23, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
I had Organic Chem from Dr. PaKSUtelis back in '70.  He was a good guy----I liked him.  He was originally from Lithuania.  I thought he did a good job of making Org. Chem interesting.  I would assume by the same names that he may be the father of Attorney PaKSUtelis named in the article.   Good KSU family.