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Title: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on May 14, 2009, 12:22:51 PM
I kind of pride myself on being able to pick only the freshest of fruit but sometimes I'll get screwed over by the apple.  It looks like it will crunch, no bruises, has that nice shiny luster and then bam, squish city.  I catch myself cursing the apple,  "I paid a $1.68 lb. for you fuc$er and you're just a nasty whore!"  Ruins your day.  The Peach and Nectarine can sometimes fool me too but not very often.  I don't curse at them.   :whistle1: (ftp://:whistle1:)
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: EllToPay on May 14, 2009, 12:30:59 PM
Doesn't even come close to biting your tongue.

 :mad:
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: Joker on May 14, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
What about taking a big gulp of scalding hot coffee?  You get that burned taste buds feeling all day.
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: pissclams on May 14, 2009, 03:34:38 PM
the answer is "yes, biting into a soft PC"
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2009, 03:43:26 PM
swallowing a razor blade
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2009, 03:44:20 PM
falling into the porto-john at a football game in the SEC conference
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: KSt8er on May 14, 2009, 03:45:16 PM
How about when you're munching away on a sandwich and then you notice there is mold growing on it?  Or cheese w/ mold?  OMFG I just ate that!!! :yikes:
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2009, 03:46:59 PM
chicken pox
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: RonLongshaft on May 14, 2009, 03:54:56 PM
What about taking a big gulp of scalding hot coffee?  You get that burned taste buds feeling all day.

QFT, or pizza fresh out of the oven basically anything that will burn your tounge  :yuck:
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on May 14, 2009, 04:27:29 PM
Thanks for all the responses but I should have clarified that I wanted to keep this to just fruit related.  :whistle1: (ftp://:whistle1:)
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: jeffy on May 14, 2009, 05:14:13 PM
Finding half a worm in said soft apple.
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: pwrcat1 on May 14, 2009, 05:48:40 PM
Realizing that said apple was not an apple at all, but was a veiny, hard, cock.
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: jeffy on May 14, 2009, 06:16:54 PM
Realizing that said apple was not an apple at all, but was a veiny, hard, cock.

personal experience?
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: krazykat on May 14, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
while on the topic of APPLES...

i only purchase green ones. not a fan of the red.
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: pwrcat1 on May 14, 2009, 08:37:36 PM
Realizing that said apple was not an apple at all, but was a veiny, hard, cock.

personal experience?

No.
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: Perry on May 14, 2009, 11:53:32 PM
Having caramel dip with no apples is pretty lame. I love dipping red apples in the caramel. It defeats the purpose of eating an apple, but gives the purpose of eating caramel.

Also I dont care for the green ones unless in pie form.
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: Bookcat on May 15, 2009, 12:45:03 AM
yes. there are worse things.
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: steve dave on May 15, 2009, 07:55:25 AM
Getting kicked in the head by a cow or any rhuminant for that matter...also the balls
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: jeffy on May 15, 2009, 08:02:57 AM
Getting kicked in the head by a cow or any rhuminant for that matter...also the balls

 :nutkick:
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: RonLongshaft on May 15, 2009, 08:15:31 AM
Getting kicked in the head by a cow or any rhuminant for that matter...also the balls

what are you doing so low they can get to your head??  :tongue:
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: Winters on May 15, 2009, 11:06:57 AM
Devouring some anti-freeze
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on May 15, 2009, 01:34:11 PM
GINGAVITIS
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: Fledermaus on May 15, 2009, 02:05:50 PM

Thanks for all the responses but I should have clarified that I wanted to keep this to just fruit related.  :whistle1: (ftp://:whistle1:)

Eschew the Red Delicious, they only lead to mealy heartbreak.  Gala will deliver consistent delicious crispiness.   
Title: Re: Anything worse than biting into a soft Apple?
Post by: Kat Kid on May 15, 2009, 02:32:16 PM
I am a fan of the braeburn