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Title: Royals Unable To Find Themselves In Standings
Post by: Skydog on May 10, 2009, 02:08:25 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/royals_unable_to_find?utm_source=a-s (http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/royals_unable_to_find?utm_source=a-s)

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KANSAS CITY, MO—Players and executives with the 16-11 Royals filed a grievance with MLB officials Tuesday after they could not find themselves anywhere in the league's official standings. "We looked in all the usual places: third place, fourth place, even fifth place, and we didn't see our name anywhere," said Royals GM Dayton Moore, who added that he even peeked at the AL West standings to see if perhaps the team had been moved to a different division. "I could have sworn we'd been playing really well this year. Why would Commissioner Selig try to hide us? Did we do something wrong? Let me see that paper again." Moore explained that he and everyone in the front office were "very curious" to see Kansas City's other baseball team, which is currently in first place.

Title: Re: Royals Unable To Find Themselves In Standings
Post by: Skydog on May 10, 2009, 02:08:36 AM

 :royals:

Title: Re: Royals Unable To Find Themselves In Standings
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 10, 2009, 02:12:09 AM

the steam room

Title: Re: Royals Unable To Find Themselves In Standings
Post by: ksudrew on May 10, 2009, 06:55:49 PM

this just in - MLB response

"wait a month, then look again."

Title: Re: Royals Unable To Find Themselves In Standings
Post by: QuinnMac on May 11, 2009, 08:06:40 AM

Quote from: ksudrew on May 10, 2009, 06:55:49 PM

this just in - MLB response

"wait a month, then look again."

:'(