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Sports => The Good, The Bad, and the "Meh" => Topic started by: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 05:39:44 PM

Title: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 05:39:44 PM
This is one slippery bitch... Passing bad checks, identity theft, with warrants in MO and TX... Although I would say it seems like she must have some pride in herself if she took a small step up by getting arrested in Tejas at a mansion instead of a craphole (the state of missouri). What a looker, w2g Nowitzki :ugh:
(http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpg)

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050609dnmetdirkarrest.2712b2a3.html
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: JTKSU on May 08, 2009, 05:50:29 PM
Dude better hope and pray that he didn't actually knock up that crazy bitch.  Jesus Dirk, if you're going to impregnate some jersey chaser, do it with one that's smoking hot. 
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/LonleyIsland.jpg)
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 11:07:24 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/LonleyIsland.jpg)

i think I'm supposed to have kids or something someday. don't want to be the only guy at the little league game without a kid on the field.<---not a pederast

besides, sounds to me like to get that great beej you would end up walking around telling everyone you were injured in a war for the rest of your life. or maybe a nasty cheese-gratin' accident.
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 11:09:19 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/LonleyIsland.jpg)

i think I'm supposed to have kids or something someday. don't want to be the only guy at the little league game without a kid on the field.<---not a pederast

besides, sounds to me like to get that great beej you would end up walking around telling everyone you were injured in a war for the rest of your life. or maybe a nasty cheese-gratin' accident.

From the looks of her, if she offered, you wouldn't refuse. At least not if you knew what was good for you.
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: ChokeSlam on May 12, 2009, 12:38:01 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

If she was that good wouldn't he have finished in her mouth.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: pwrcat1 on May 12, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/LonleyIsland.jpg)

You have really fallen in love with that pic. 
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 12, 2009, 10:26:23 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/LonleyIsland.jpg)

You have really fallen in love with that pic. 



I' not the one that keeps quoting it. Damn it!
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: pwrcat1 on May 12, 2009, 10:29:16 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/LonleyIsland.jpg)

You have really fallen in love with that pic. 



I' not the one that keeps quoting it. Damn it!

Thought I'd noticed it several threads lately.  Could be wrong.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Dirk's baby momma
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 12, 2009, 10:35:48 PM
Maybe