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Title: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2009, 10:45:34 AM
I'm a pasifist by nature.  I had a couple roomates that seemed to get in fist fights about once a week.  Never understood it.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
As a side note, said roomates are idiots
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 08, 2009, 11:05:57 AM
I was in several scrapes in my mid 20's, I punched a couple of people in the face . . . got hit in the face a couple of times.   Nothing big at all.   Last fight of that nature was 20 years ago.

Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: krazykat on May 08, 2009, 11:35:28 AM
one.

only been in one real fight ever.

myself and 4 friends are leaving a bar. two joco thugged out  :angryMJ: and there 2  :angryMJ: gf's must have got kicked out and are arguing with the bouncers. one of my retarded buddies says something to one of them which he doesnt like. they follow us out to our vehicle and the rumble is half over before i even know that i am in a fight.

casualty report. 3 quietly sleeping  :angryMJ: (i didnt hit the female)




Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: ew2x4 on May 08, 2009, 11:49:07 AM
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: ltrain37 on May 08, 2009, 12:23:39 PM
Just one...not even sure what started the altercation but there were several of us involved.  It got broken up pretty quickly (which was probably best for me).

A couple of weeks later me and the other dude were all  :beerchug: "no hard feelings"
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: hemmy on May 08, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
Like, once in 5th grade.

Walking home from school and this kid in my class had some matches in which he proceeded to accidentally set someones yard on fire.

Then like a week later he decided to fight me because I told the cop who did it :dunno:
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: jthutch on May 08, 2009, 01:43:48 PM
I don't go for the face I'm more of a kick to family jewels and run kinda guy.  But that is only when all other options have been exhausted.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Applejack on May 08, 2009, 01:52:11 PM
Hmmm, I would say 3 or 4.  :royals:
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on May 08, 2009, 02:19:56 PM
in middle school, one of my best friends talked sh*t like every day for no reason, so i jacked him in the face in the hallway.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: KSt8er on May 08, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
Around 1984 a guy who was playing pool against me got pissy and challenged me to step outside, I do and immediately take my coat off and he's all whoa whoa I just wanted to talk, so I laugh, grab my coat and go back in.   Ten minutes later he comes back and wants to go outside again, I do and proceed to put my redwing boot into his lower faw, dropping him to his knees where I grab his hoodie and pull it over his head and start pounding his face, he starts yelling to stop so I do.   Here is where it really gets fun.

Turns out he goes insane a week later, goes to his ex-fiances parents house where they are keeping his/her kid while she's at work, kills the father by stabbing him like 50 times in the tub and pisses all over him, stabs up the mother, takes the baby, goes to where she works and forces her to leave with him, mother crawls barely alive to the porch and gets someone to save her but dude is gone to who knows where. 

They bring in psychics, all sorts of crap to try and find this guy and his captives, me, I'm looking over my MF shoulders 'cause I'm thinking I did this to him and he is coming for me right.   I forget now if it was one or two weeks before they caught up with him down in Alabama.  She somehow made it to a phone and called in the law.  Dudes name was Danny Pickeral or something like that, golden gloves boxer so I'm one lucky SOB because I was at least 5" and 50 pounds lighter than him and the last and first fight I'd ever had was in sixth grade and I broke my damn little finger doing it.   :lol:

Oh oh, forgot a major part, after our fight he's telling me how he's going to go get a gun and come back and shoot my ass, and I'm all "go get your MF gun dude, I'll be here".  He left, I stayed and got drunk, in hindsight should have been more  :ohno: and got the frack out of there me thinks.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Joker on May 08, 2009, 02:40:04 PM
Once, in 6th grade.  Playing a pick up game of hoops with some friends.  One of them was really preppy (uk fan), and kept talking trash all game.  Went for a rebound, pushing ensued.  Tackled him and punched him in the head a few times.

He ended up going to uk.  We're facebook friends now.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 08, 2009, 02:50:37 PM
beat up jeremy potter, got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: cas on May 08, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
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Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 08, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
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at least make something up

like a "what was your act score" thread.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Kat Kid on May 08, 2009, 02:57:15 PM
beat up jeremy potter, got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)

I broke your glasses once after a game of Blitz!

Totally worked you.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: powercatmiller on May 08, 2009, 02:57:58 PM
Just one. My wife got pissed though, didnt get no nookie till her black eye healed.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2009, 02:59:27 PM
beat up jeremy potter, got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)

I broke your glasses once after a game of Blitz!

Totally worked you.

lol
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: cas on May 08, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
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at least make something up

like a "what was your act score" thread.

I took the ACT. It was ugly.

Come to think of it I actually punched 2 people.

One guy hit me in the groin area and I basicaly back handed him in and he bit a hole through is tongue.

Another, when I was like in third grade this guy tackled me hard when we were playing football and liked tried pushing me face into the ground and stuff. After the play he was runnig back to their little huddle thing and I blind sided him and punched him under his chin and he lost two teeth. Didn't even get in troubs for that. Why you ask? Because of who I am.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Hercules Antigua on May 08, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)
How did I miss this!?

On topic I used to get in a lot of fights with my brother that would result in face punching so just one person for me... 
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Bhyaaaaa! on May 08, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
Some self-defense guru, karate master came to our high school with his karate ninjas in training or something. He's a big jerg-off. Talking about how hey beat up Billy Blanks in a thai quad dough duel or whatever the hell they call those things. Jewzitzoo? I don't know. This was back when Billy Blanks was head stuff. So it was supposed to make us all :eek: He also goes on to tell us how one time he was leaving his dough joe late one night and like five guys were just sitting on his Toyota Supra waiting to fight him. They were probably skipping rocks and listening to their walkmans while they were waiting in the parking lot. Anyways he proceeds to tell us how he dismantled them and put them to sleep.

So he comes to our class and at one point he has me stand up to demonstrate the proper technique about something or another that he's been talking about. I couldn't be more  :jerkoff: The beginning of the move he wanted me to pretend to punch him in the face. I haven't been listening and I've never practiced hitting someone in the face before. So naturally, I rear back and punch him straight in stupid nose. His head flies back. He pauses for a second and regains he composure and then slaps me. Right in front of everyone.

Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 08, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)
How did I miss this!?

On topic I used to get in a lot of fights with my brother that would result in face punching so just one person for me... 

amanda arnold. you were being spoiled @ Bergman at the time iirc
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2009, 03:13:09 PM
Some self-defense guru, karate master came to our high school with his karate ninjas in training or something. He's a big jerg-off. Talking about how hey beat up Billy Blanks in a thai quad dough duel or whatever the hell they call those things. Jewzitzoo? I don't know. This was back when Billy Blanks was head stuff. So it was supposed to make us all :eek: He also goes on to tell us how one time he was leaving his dough joe late one night and like five guys were just sitting on his Toyota Supra waiting to fight him. They were probably skipping rocks and listening to their walkmans while they were waiting in the parking lot. Anyways he proceeds to tell us how he dismantled them and put them to sleep.

So he comes to our class and at one point he has me stand up to demonstrate the proper technique about something or another that he's been talking about. I couldn't be more  :jerkoff: The beginning of the move he wanted me to pretend to punch him in the face. I haven't been listening and I've never practiced hitting someone in the face before. So naturally, I rear back and punch him straight in stupid nose. His head flies back. He pauses for a second and regains he composure and then slaps me. Right in front of everyone.



great story
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Hercules Antigua on May 08, 2009, 03:17:00 PM
amanda arnold. you were being spoiled @ Bergman at the time iirc
That's true, at Bergman there were no fights, we spent all of our time playing polo and attending charity events
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: pissclams on May 08, 2009, 03:22:43 PM
as an MMA guy I get paid to punch people in the face and reorganize their cranium with my elbows.  it's quite fun I must say.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Ben Ji 2.0 on May 08, 2009, 04:02:14 PM

Once on a Sunday Funday I was blacked out before 5. I realized that I had never had a black eye before and decided that day would be the perfect time to see what its all about. I spent the next 6 hours some girls(to much of a pussy to have a guy do it) i was with to punch me in the eye and ramming my face into peoples fists.

(http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr84/benkeck/IMG_1626.jpg)


Still a good time though
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2009, 04:07:12 PM
keep stuff like this coming everyone.  You see, this is what I was trying to get going with the "How many people have you killed" thread!
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Brock Landers on May 08, 2009, 04:19:44 PM

Turns out he goes insane a week later, goes to his ex-fiances parents house where they are keeping his/her kid while she's at work, kills the father by stabbing him like 50 times in the tub and pisses all over him, stabs up the mother, takes the baby, goes to where she works and forces her to leave with him, mother crawls barely alive to the porch and gets someone to save her but dude is gone to who knows where. 


OMFG   :eek:  :eek:
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: icatmember on May 08, 2009, 04:42:12 PM
amanda arnold. you were being spoiled @ Bergman at the time iirc
That's true, at Bergman there were no fights, we spent all of our time playing polo and attending charity events

Who are you?
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Babytears on May 08, 2009, 04:43:14 PM
Different people or different instances?  I have a dickhead older brother, so I could count him as 1 or 83, depending on the criteria.  Probably ~15 different dudes.  Never started a fight, though.  I can really bring the anger out in people.  Don't know what it is.  Maybe its my handsome face.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: catdude33 on May 08, 2009, 05:23:48 PM
so i got one fight n some ppl on here might know who the guy i got in a fight was, if they watch football....so i had just gotten out of 8th grade for the summer and my brother in 10th grade got out the same day and it just so happened that my parents were out of town...i come home and my brother and one of his friends who is our neighbor brady, were in my room trying to break into my lock box where i keep only my money...they just so happened to use a knife i got from my grandpa from ww 2 and broke it and thats all i had to remember him...i got so pissed that i hit my brother and he ended up goin out cold and then brady had $3 of mine and so i charged and took him to the ground...he gives up his back and i end up getting a rear naked choke on him and he ends up gasping for air and he repeatedly taps my arm for air...i let go and he is gasping along with my brother who gets up after about a good minute...the wild thing is i never even knew was a rear naked choke was called until i really started watchin mma back in 02...cuz i was only watchin ufc 1-10 just to see ppl get their asses beat... when this beating happened i was strictly a kickboxer at that time..n how i said u might know him if u watch football....Brady Quinn...Quarterback of Notre Dame

not a street fight really...just a good ko and submission win ha

 :gocho:
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Babytears on May 08, 2009, 05:37:04 PM
so i got one fight n some ppl on here might know who the guy i got in a fight was, if they watch football....so i had just gotten out of 8th grade for the summer and my brother in 10th grade got out the same day and it just so happened that my parents were out of town...i come home and my brother and one of his friends who is our neighbor brady, were in my room trying to break into my lock box where i keep only my money...they just so happened to use a knife i got from my grandpa from ww 2 and broke it and thats all i had to remember him...i got so pissed that i hit my brother and he ended up goin out cold and then brady had $3 of mine and so i charged and took him to the ground...he gives up his back and i end up getting a rear naked choke on him and he ends up gasping for air and he repeatedly taps my arm for air...i let go and he is gasping along with my brother who gets up after about a good minute...the wild thing is i never even knew was a rear naked choke was called until i really started watchin mma back in 02...cuz i was only watchin ufc 1-10 just to see ppl get their asses beat... when this beating happened i was strictly a kickboxer at that time..n how i said u might know him if u watch football....Brady Quinn...Quarterback of Notre Dame

not a street fight really...just a good ko and submission win ha

 :gocho:


I'd like to punch YOU in the face.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: catdude33 on May 08, 2009, 06:48:44 PM
so i got one fight n some ppl on here might know who the guy i got in a fight was, if they watch football....so i had just gotten out of 8th grade for the summer and my brother in 10th grade got out the same day and it just so happened that my parents were out of town...i come home and my brother and one of his friends who is our neighbor brady, were in my room trying to break into my lock box where i keep only my money...they just so happened to use a knife i got from my grandpa from ww 2 and broke it and thats all i had to remember him...i got so pissed that i hit my brother and he ended up goin out cold and then brady had $3 of mine and so i charged and took him to the ground...he gives up his back and i end up getting a rear naked choke on him and he ends up gasping for air and he repeatedly taps my arm for air...i let go and he is gasping along with my brother who gets up after about a good minute...the wild thing is i never even knew was a rear naked choke was called until i really started watchin mma back in 02...cuz i was only watchin ufc 1-10 just to see ppl get their asses beat... when this beating happened i was strictly a kickboxer at that time..n how i said u might know him if u watch football....Brady Quinn...Quarterback of Notre Dame

not a street fight really...just a good ko and submission win ha

 :gocho:


I'd like to punch YOU in the face.

LOL.  Just try it and I'll put you in a naked choke hold from the rear.  If it worked on Brady Quinn I think it will work on you.  Also maybe you didn't read the part earlier when I said I was a kickboxer.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Babytears on May 08, 2009, 06:58:36 PM
You sound like a total f*cking moron.  That is why I would like to punch you.  You should stop kicking things and pick up a f*cking book sometime. 
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: catdude33 on May 08, 2009, 07:56:33 PM
You sound like a total f*cking moron.  That is why I would like to punch you.  You should stop kicking things and pick up a f*cking book sometime. 

I picked up a book one time.  I read the first paragraph and then I roundhouse kicked it in the face.  LOL @ you thinking a book could beat me in a fight.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:40:44 PM
Personally, I find that pepper spray works much better, thank you.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: jthutch on May 09, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
so i got one fight n some ppl on here might know who the guy i got in a fight was, if they watch football....so i had just gotten out of 8th grade for the summer and my brother in 10th grade got out the same day and it just so happened that my parents were out of town...i come home and my brother and one of his friends who is our neighbor brady, were in my room trying to break into my lock box where i keep only my money...they just so happened to use a knife i got from my grandpa from ww 2 and broke it and thats all i had to remember him...i got so pissed that i hit my brother and he ended up goin out cold and then brady had $3 of mine and so i charged and took him to the ground...he gives up his back and i end up getting a rear naked choke on him and he ends up gasping for air and he repeatedly taps my arm for air...i let go and he is gasping along with my brother who gets up after about a good minute...the wild thing is i never even knew was a rear naked choke was called until i really started watchin mma back in 02...cuz i was only watchin ufc 1-10 just to see ppl get their asses beat... when this beating happened i was strictly a kickboxer at that time..n how i said u might know him if u watch football....Brady Quinn...Quarterback of Notre Dame

not a street fight really...just a good ko and submission win ha

 :gocho:


I'd like to punch YOU in the face.

LOL.  Just try it and I'll put you in a naked choke hold from the rear.  If it worked on Brady Quinn I think it will work on you.  Also maybe you didn't read the part earlier when I said I was a kickboxer.

sounds kinda  :ku:   :ohno:
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 09, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
so i got one fight n some ppl on here might know who the guy i got in a fight was, if they watch football....so i had just gotten out of 8th grade for the summer and my brother in 10th grade got out the same day and it just so happened that my parents were out of town...i come home and my brother and one of his friends who is our neighbor brady, were in my room trying to break into my lock box where i keep only my money...they just so happened to use a knife i got from my grandpa from ww 2 and broke it and thats all i had to remember him...i got so pissed that i hit my brother and he ended up goin out cold and then brady had $3 of mine and so i charged and took him to the ground...he gives up his back and i end up getting a rear naked choke on him and he ends up gasping for air and he repeatedly taps my arm for air...i let go and he is gasping along with my brother who gets up after about a good minute...the wild thing is i never even knew was a rear naked choke was called until i really started watchin mma back in 02...cuz i was only watchin ufc 1-10 just to see ppl get their asses beat... when this beating happened i was strictly a kickboxer at that time..n how i said u might know him if u watch football....Brady Quinn...Quarterback of Notre Dame

not a street fight really...just a good ko and submission win ha

 :gocho:


I'd like to punch YOU in the face.

LOL.  Just try it and I'll put you in a naked choke hold from the rear.  If it worked on Brady Quinn I think it will work on you.  Also maybe you didn't read the part earlier when I said I was a kickboxer.

sounds kinda  :ku:   :ohno:

QFT.  Naked??
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: steve dave on May 09, 2009, 11:48:38 AM
lol cd33
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on May 09, 2009, 01:27:49 PM
beat up jeremy potter

tell me more, or is this made up
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: CrimsonBlue on May 09, 2009, 02:32:06 PM
Twice.  Both ended in black eyes and TKO's for the opponent!  I did get head butted once by this random guy on Mass Street (broke my nose!). 



 :woot:
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: fatty fat fat on May 09, 2009, 03:17:36 PM
beat up jeremy potter

tell me more, or is this made up

absolutely true. 5th grade, 1st year in the MHK, soccer fields of amanda arnold, body slammed him to the ground. he was a complete jackass.

saw him like a year ago and i was all nice to him and stuff. kind of funny
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on May 09, 2009, 03:44:49 PM
beat up jeremy potter

tell me more, or is this made up

absolutely true. 5th grade, 1st year in the MHK, soccer fields of amanda arnold, body slammed him to the ground. he was a complete jackass.

saw him like a year ago and i was all nice to him and stuff. kind of funny

props, you did a great thing.  i saw him eat worms in like 1st grade.  was really disturbed, and i have a fear of worms since then.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: jthutch on May 09, 2009, 08:12:19 PM
Twice.  Both ended in black eyes and TKO's for the opponent!  I did get head butted once by this random guy on Mass Street (broke my nose!). 



 :woot:

TKO or KO?  Don't know if you can have a TKO in a street fight.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: cas on May 10, 2009, 09:56:37 AM
beat up jeremy potter

tell me more, or is this made up

absolutely true. 5th grade, 1st year in the MHK, soccer fields of amanda arnold, body slammed him to the ground. he was a complete jackass.

saw him like a year ago and i was all nice to him and stuff. kind of funny

props, you did a great thing.  i saw him eat worms in like 1st grade.  was really disturbed, and i have a fear of worms since then.

Your childhood's sound elite.
Title: Re: How Many People Have You Punched In The Face?
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on May 11, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
I was punched in the face myself while I was walking through Last Chance a few years ago, totally out of the blue.  I turned to see who did it, and it was some totally jacked-up black dude (probably a football player I didn't recognize).  He was talking to a friend (another big black dude) and acting like nothing had just happened.  I stood there glaring at him for a few seconds, but my friend pulled me away before anything more happened.  That was lucky, since I would have been totally and completely pummelled if I had tried to do something about it.