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Title: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 27, 2009, 03:08:13 PM
If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   :gocho:

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: chum1 on April 27, 2009, 03:20:14 PM
He's reshirting.  Not many people seem to know that.  But in two years, yeah.  I guarantee it would be just as fresh and awesome.  A redshirt is like a ziplock.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: rundown87 on April 27, 2009, 03:21:49 PM
Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Motion denied.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: berford on April 27, 2009, 03:23:26 PM
If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   :gocho:

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Racist! Why does it have to be some white dude? :eek:

 :ksu:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 27, 2009, 03:36:25 PM
If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   :gocho:

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Racist! Why does it have to be some white dude? :eek:

 :ksu:

Don't ask me.  Pat Knight is the one that only recruits whites.  He's the south division's version of Bill Self, sans the ability to coach and recruit.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: doom on April 27, 2009, 03:57:20 PM
If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   :gocho:

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Racist! Why does it have to be some white dude? :eek:

 :ksu:

Pat only gets riled up for the white kids. 
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Rick Daris on April 27, 2009, 04:01:15 PM
If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   :gocho:

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

all great stuff. also, what if like an announcer says something sometime and wally overhears him and maybe doesn't like it and runs over to the announcer during the game and is like "I'll be the judge of that  :nono: "



 :love:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Bookcat on April 27, 2009, 04:24:27 PM
He needs to have a dunk named after him called "Droppin 'da Gavel"
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: rundown87 on April 27, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
He needs to have a dunk named after him called "Droppin 'da Gavel"

I think they'll just be like, "Someone check Xavier Henry's head, Judge has been dropping the gavel on him all night!"

"Well, Stan, it's not the first time these Jayhawks have had the gavel dropped on them."
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: geezer on April 27, 2009, 05:47:34 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/alcus2/wally.jpeg)

This Wally?
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: KSUTOMMY on April 27, 2009, 06:39:14 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/alcus2/wally.jpeg)

This Wally?

No, no, no!!! Man, that is some LBBIQ! Dont you know anything? It is the BASKETBALL Wally...

(http://www.derok.net/derok/images/sports2/wally%20szczerbiak%20smiling.jpg)

This guy.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 28, 2009, 01:59:16 PM
Maybe someone fouls Wally during a game and gets called for it but instead of letting it go and being chill, Wally walks up to him, smacks him up side the head and says "how does the defendant plead?"
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Rick Daris on April 28, 2009, 02:36:38 PM
what if someone fouls wally hard during a game (like really, really hard)? anyway...what if that happens and wally thinks for a second and then pulls a machete out of his nike elite shorts and cuts the guys head off. mercury headline the next day would prob read "wally acts as the judge, jury and executioner."

:excited:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: ksutwisted on April 28, 2009, 04:38:18 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/alcus2/wally.jpeg)

This Wally?


Endless possibilities if we play Oregon State.  'Wally is brutalizing the Beav out there today...'

Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: fatty fat fat on April 28, 2009, 05:16:55 PM
Law School Not Needed: Judge, KSU crush Huskers.


too long? but you get the point. it's kind of cute.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: raquetcat on April 28, 2009, 05:26:48 PM
We need some uk b-ballers to get in trouble with the law before next season that way the "Judge rules collins guilty" stuff can come out
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 28, 2009, 05:49:54 PM
Maybe after the season is over and we've won the national championship and people are like "well do you think Wally is gonna go to the NBA or not" he'll call a press conference and dressed in black robes and a white wig, look into the camera and be like "a Judge serves for life" and then bang his motherf*cking gavel and then he'll play here forever and ever and never leave us.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: fatty fat fat on April 28, 2009, 05:54:26 PM
Maybe after the season is over and we've won the national championship and people are like "well do you think Wally is gonna go to the NBA or not" he'll call a press conference and dressed in black robes and a white wig, look into the camera and be like "a Judge serves for life" and then bang his motherf*cking gavel and then he'll play here forever and ever and never leave us.

hahaha

good job (even tho a lil unrealistic (a player staying for life))
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 28, 2009, 05:57:17 PM
Maybe after the season is over and we've won the national championship and people are like "well do you think Wally is gonna go to the NBA or not" he'll call a press conference and dressed in black robes and a white wig, look into the camera and be like "a Judge serves for life" and then bang his motherf*cking gavel and then he'll play here forever and ever and never leave us.

hahaha

good job (even tho a lil unrealistic (a player staying for life))

Self would be all "blah blah he only has four years of eligibility blah blah" and the NCAA would be like "what do you want us to do dude he already banged the gavel."
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: BigCat on April 28, 2009, 06:13:04 PM
Nickname could be Wally "THE JUDGE" Judge. Would be v. stupid but awesome.

Also, could we use the revenues from ticket sales based on Wally to start our own law school? This would be extremely beneficial, as ppl in KS only have two crap options for law school and we could start a way better one.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 28, 2009, 06:17:50 PM
Nickname could be Wally "THE JUDGE" Judge. Would be v. stupid but awesome.

Also, could we use the revenues from ticket sales based on Wally to start our own law school? This would be extremely beneficial, as ppl in KS only have two crap options for law school and we could start a way better one.

WALL-E Judge School of Law?  (robotic professors w/ hearts of gold)
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: ksudrew on April 28, 2009, 07:13:44 PM
what if he's a bust?   :dunno:

 :kstatriot: :kstatriot:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: MOKSUAZ on April 28, 2009, 07:21:07 PM
Nickname could be Wally "THE JUDGE" Judge. Would be v. stupid but awesome.

Also, could we use the revenues from ticket sales based on Wally to start our own law school? This would be extremely beneficial, as ppl in KS only have two crap options for law school and we could start a way better one.

WALL-E Judge School of Law?  (robotic professors w/ hearts of gold)

  :clap:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: hemmy on April 28, 2009, 10:08:28 PM
This thread is amazing
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Skydog on April 28, 2009, 10:53:48 PM
what if he's a bust?   :dunno:

 :kstatriot: :kstatriot:

hold your tongue boy  :mad:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Boatsman on April 29, 2009, 03:20:43 AM
(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/01/facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Dub on April 29, 2009, 03:43:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIcKkKID8k
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: EllToPay on April 29, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
(http://www.canyon-news.com/artman2/uploads/2/gavel.gif)
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: kougar24 on April 29, 2009, 04:32:34 PM
The KC Star headline the morning after K-State's victory over ku in Manhattan next season:


JUDGE-MENT DAY
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: EllToPay on April 29, 2009, 04:40:34 PM
The KC Star headline the morning after K-State's victory over ku in Manhattan Lawrence next season:


JUDGE-MENT DAY

FYP.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: kougar24 on April 29, 2009, 04:44:00 PM
The KC Star headline the morning after K-State's victory over ku in Manhattan Lawrence next season:


JUDGE-MENT DAY

FYP.

Um, no.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2009, 04:45:41 PM
Bill Raftery calling KSU vs. MU game...

"Tiller to the rim...ohhh...Wally Judge, MOTION DENIED!"



Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 30, 2009, 10:48:10 AM
Bill Raftery calling KSU vs. MU game...

"Tiller to the rim...ohhh...Wally Judge, MOTION DENIED!"





I would need new shorts if this happened.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: fatty fat fat on April 30, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
Warren/OU warrdened by Judge/KSU.

Does that even make sense? is warrdened a word?  :confused:

prolly a ridic reach.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: catdude33 on April 30, 2009, 11:10:36 AM
"Judge sentences Big XII to 4 years of getting their faces dunked on."
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: ksu_FAN on April 30, 2009, 11:54:17 AM
After breaking the Lincoln hex next year:

Judge Raises to a Higher Degree than Doc.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Thin Blue Line on April 30, 2009, 01:03:52 PM
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/dredd.jpg)


Judge Dredd - "I am the Law!"
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: steve dave on April 30, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
"Judge sentences Big XII to 4 years of getting their faces dunked on."


pffftttt  :lol:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: mcmwcat on April 30, 2009, 01:11:40 PM
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/dredd.jpg)


Judge Dredd - "I am the Law!"

(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z61/fuku5955/dayman1.jpg)
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Thin Blue Line on April 30, 2009, 01:17:47 PM
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/dredd.jpg)


Judge Dredd - "I am the Law!"

(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z61/fuku5955/dayman1.jpg)

You didn't say it, but I agree. Sack protector is a bit creepy.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: raquetcat on April 30, 2009, 01:35:58 PM
how about Judge sentences ku player to life, Wally sentences them to losing
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on April 30, 2009, 02:14:22 PM
His nickname could be "you're on her."
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 20, 2009, 12:18:30 AM
We need some uk b-ballers to get in trouble with the law before next season that way the "Judge rules collins guilty" stuff can come out

good call
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: BullHawkWheel on October 20, 2009, 02:06:52 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: JTKSU on October 20, 2009, 02:52:08 AM
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/dredd.jpg)


Judge Dredd - "I am the Law!"

(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z61/fuku5955/dayman1.jpg)

You didn't say it, but I agree. Sack protector is a bit creepy.

Speak for yourself.  I'm all for giving my sack a bit of extra protection.  That's why I wear an athletic supporter, cup, or even just a thick Wigwam sock in my pants every time I leave the house.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: JTKSU on October 20, 2009, 02:56:21 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Weird Roberts foam finger on October 20, 2009, 10:25:55 AM
We need some uk b-ballers to get in trouble with the law before next season that way the "Judge rules collins guilty" stuff can come out

good call

We need some emaw signage on this point, I think.  NEED it.   :ksu:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: chum1 on October 20, 2009, 10:30:04 AM
This Judge will see to it that any Bill (Snyder) that becomes a law is Constitutional and then he'll go to Bramledge's to eat a free Frank (Martin) and then recess for a reverse jam and Michael Jordan and Dominique Wilkins give him a perfect 10 because we're fast forwarding to the 2016 NBA All Star Weekend.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: BullHawkWheel on October 20, 2009, 10:58:17 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: JTKSU on October 20, 2009, 01:15:46 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Dick Knewheizel on October 20, 2009, 04:15:19 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

This is what a tool looks like on the internet
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: raquetcat on October 20, 2009, 05:30:41 PM
We need some uk b-ballers to get in trouble with the law before next season that way the "Judge rules collins guilty" stuff can come out

good call

My k-state basketball wish came true! I still have 2 wishes left, any suggestions?
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: BullHawkWheel on October 20, 2009, 05:37:48 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: BullHawkWheel on October 20, 2009, 05:39:15 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

This is what a tool looks like on the internet

No, I'm pretty sure THIS is what a tool looks like on the internet:

(http://johnmarden.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/pipe-wrench-1.jpg)
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Chingon on October 20, 2009, 05:41:51 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85
Serious Q:

Why are you such a dick to people?  You make me sad on the inside.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: PowercatPat on October 20, 2009, 05:52:32 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

This is what a tool looks like on the internet

No, I'm pretty sure THIS is what a tool looks like on the internet:

(http://johnmarden.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/pipe-wrench-1.jpg)

Whoa, good one.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 20, 2009, 11:20:27 PM
This thread has it all.

Good job, me.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: waks on October 21, 2009, 01:27:24 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85
I would take you more seriously if your moniker wasn't named after the three lamest bars in Lawrence.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Louises West on October 21, 2009, 01:56:54 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85
I would take you more seriously if your moniker wasn't named after the three lamest bars in Lawrence.

Im actually in total agreement. Those bars blow. Was always too lazy to change my moniker. The new me ^
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: JTKSU on October 21, 2009, 02:37:42 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85

Correct me if I'm wrong, but we beat you 2/3 in '88, right?

*edit- Pretty sure my math isn"t correct.  Kinda not sober here. Either way..
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 22, 2009, 01:13:10 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85

Correct me if I'm wrong, but we beat you 2/3 in '88, right?

*edit- Pretty sure my math isn"t correct.  Kinda not sober here. Either way..

3-0 that regular season against ku
0-1 in NCAA tourney

 :'(
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Skycat on October 22, 2009, 11:20:02 AM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85

Correct me if I'm wrong, but we beat you 2/3 in '88, right?

*edit- Pretty sure my math isn"t correct.  Kinda not sober here. Either way..

3-0 that regular season against ku
0-1 in NCAA tourney

 :'(


No.

1-1 in regular season
1-0 in conference tourney
0-1 in NCAA
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 22, 2009, 12:34:26 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85

Correct me if I'm wrong, but we beat you 2/3 in '88, right?

*edit- Pretty sure my math isn"t correct.  Kinda not sober here. Either way..

3-0 that regular season against ku
0-1 in NCAA tourney

 :'(


No.

1-1 in regular season
1-0 in conference tourney
0-1 in NCAA

yeah well you're ugly
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: jester66 on October 22, 2009, 12:43:46 PM
Headline:
Judge gives uk the death penalty. 

Then a picture of Wally displaying the guns with X sobbing, displaying his freak show grill in the background.
Title: Re: You know what would be awesome
Post by: Skycat on October 22, 2009, 01:39:44 PM
You know what would be awesome?...

Beating ku more than twice every 15 years?

2 times in 4 years is a good start.

maybe if you had a better chance to defeat us in the foreseeable future. 2 in 5, 2in 6, 2 in 7...depression

Yeah, because us having our overall best team in quite some time doesn't increases our chances of winning games...
 :rolleyes:

when it comes to ku and ksu, nope.  it doesn't.  this is like the royals playing the yankees with their best team since '85

Correct me if I'm wrong, but we beat you 2/3 in '88, right?

*edit- Pretty sure my math isn"t correct.  Kinda not sober here. Either way..

3-0 that regular season against ku
0-1 in NCAA tourney

 :'(


No.

1-1 in regular season
1-0 in conference tourney
0-1 in NCAA

yeah well you're ugly

But my mom told me I'm handsome.  :'(