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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: RonLongshaft on April 27, 2009, 11:59:07 AM
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seriously, all dudes carrying a umbrella on campus (or anywhere) = :ku:
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Sorry dude, umbrella = social elite. I've got a royals umbrella that looks like a baseball from top. Beat that. You can't, can you?
GTFO
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nope still ghey
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I always carried a dainty little umbrella in my bag just in case in rained. Came in handy quite a few times.
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(http://www.nueranetwork.com/images/landing-feature-photos/umbrella-couple.jpg)
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I hope your room mates find your image search history.
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I thought the answer to the subject line was "they're wearing ku gear" :ku:
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Is it okay to punch out armholes from a trash bag for a poncho? Just looking for some middle ground here.
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Umbrellas aren't necessarily ghey, i always preferred to rock a waterproof jacket that had a hood on it. Now 2 dudes sharing an umbrella, THAT is beyond ghey. I would happily walk in a downpour next to a buddy that had an umbrella than share it with him. That's just wrong.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
Considering it was a moped, yes it was. Also, that wasn't a safety grip you were holding onto. Very ghey.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
But d00d, when given the choice of a 30 minute walk back to the house, or a 4 minute ride on a motorcycle with another guy (not holding on to him, BTW), what would you choose?
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
That's just homophobic, imo.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
But d00d, when given the choice of a 30 minute walk back to the house, or a 4 minute ride on a motorcycle with another guy (not holding on to him, BTW), what would you choose?
It's borderline.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
But d00d, when given the choice of a 30 minute walk back to the house, or a 4 minute ride on a motorcycle with another guy (not holding on to him, BTW), what would you choose?
30 minute walk. But, then again, I'm not ghey.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
Dont forget the whole urinal rule, its very similar to the movie seat buffer. In case your wondering I'll give some cliff notes on it
When walking into a men's room and the row of urinals is completely vacant, you are to proceed to the farthest urinal from the door.
Do not use the one that is low set (leave this one for little boys) unless God has been as good to you as he has been to me and you need the extra clearance
When a row of urinals is occupied by one person...do not...I repeat do NOT take a urinal to either side of that individual when it is physically possible to take a different one
When multiple men are at urinals you should split the difference taking one in the middle being equidistant from those immediately adjacent to you
Do not take a standup piss using a toilet in a stall if urinals are available. If you're enough of a girl to need a whole toilet in a public restroom then by all means, sit the hell down and close the door.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
Dont forget the whole urinal rule, its very similar to the movie seat buffer. In case your wondering I'll give some cliff notes on it
When walking into a men's room and the row of urinals is completely vacant, you are to proceed to the farthest urinal from the door.
Do not use the one that is low set (leave this one for little boys) unless God has been as good to you as he has been to me and you need the extra clearance
When a row of urinals is occupied by one person...do not...I repeat do NOT take a urinal to either side of that individual when it is physically possible to take a different one
When multiple men are at urinals you should split the difference taking one in the middle being equidistant from those immediately adjacent to you
Do not take a standup piss using a toilet in a stall if urinals are available. If you're enough of a girl to need a whole toilet in a public restroom then by all means, sit the hell down and close the door.
Try real hard not to tap your foot, too.
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30 minute walk. But, then again, I'm not ghey.
GTFO. I hate liars. :nono:
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solo umbrella usage is okay if its really coming down...
a light sprinkle?... :ku:
two guys sharing the same umbrella?....always :ku:
otherwise gtfomf
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The movie seat buffer obviously shouldn't apply if you're lame enough to go when the movie theater is packed.
Can't all the gayness of these things be avoided if you say "No homo" as you do it? Except the umbrella sharing thing...no excuse for that
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solo umbrella usage is okay if its really coming down...
a light sprinkle?... :ku:
two guys sharing the same umbrella?....always :ku:
I've shared a poncho with a dude before. Every few minutes we switched who got to wear the hood. :ugh:
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nothing gay about mopeds imo, even sharing, as long as u didn't hold on to him and had those side thingies.
curious, what kind of moped?
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Shared an umbrella w/a guy once, but it was raining so f'n hard, just pouring, and I had about a mile to walk
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nothing gay about mopeds imo, even sharing, as long as u didn't hold on to him and had those side thingies.
curious, what kind of moped?
Not a moped. Just a regular motorcycle. Wasn't sure what kind.
No handles to hold on to either. Just kept my balance.
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
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Seriously though... How do you know another guy is ghey?
He smiles when you &@#% him in the a$$
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Seriously though... How do you know another guy is ghey?
He smiles when you &@#% him in the a$$
do we really want to start a "ya know how I know you're gay" thread? OKAY!!!
You know how I know you're gay....?
You have a bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face."
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.
One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.
One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.
interesting...i learn new things everyday.
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
I hate to tell you this, but yeah, that's ghey too. There are some things that violate the straight guy code, so far we have covered sharing umbrellas and sharing rides on a motorcycle. I would also add sitting right next to a guy at a movie theater. There has to be a 1 seat buffer zone in order to avoid being ghey.
IMO, of course.
That's just homophobic, imo.
QFT
Lots of insecurity here. Except the urinal thing. Anytime equipment is unsheathed and/or being handled, there absolutely must be a buffer.
Plus, the motorcycle/umbrella things may be a great gateway to banging some faghags.
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.
One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.
guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.
One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.
guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers
perhaps you look gay because it's obvious you are going out of your way to look not gay?
i agree though. it's all about space/comfort for me. i also have a special love for going to theaters alone, as you don't have to encounter the uncomfortable moment after where you have no clue how the movie just ended. :redface: (or if it's bad and you picked, etc...)
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.
One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.
guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers
perhaps you look gay because it's obvious you are going out of your way to look not gay?
i agree though. it's all about space/comfort for me. i also have a special love for going to theaters alone, as you don't have to encounter the uncomfortable moment after where you have no clue how the movie just ended. :redface: (or if it's bad and you picked, etc...)
yes fatty, that is exactly why. I must say I have never gone to the movies by myself and find it really weird when people do. Would rather go rent a movie and watch it at home then go to the theater and feel like i have no friends.
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.
One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.
guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers
Or just use both arm rests for yourself and not care about the people next to you?
:dunno:
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I must say I have never gone to the movies by myself and find it really weird when people do. Would rather go rent a movie and watch it at home then go to the theater and feel like i have no friends.
yeah. you have to be pretty secure to pull it off. much less pathetic looking outside of mhk.
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:lol: at worrying about looking gay in front of strangers
qft, when i see guys in the movie theater who have the buffer i think they are totally gay. Only excuse is if you are sharing a popcorn and its sitting in the middle seat...this is assuming everyone doesn't think sharing a popcorn with a fellow bro is gay of course.
One time in gumbys there were four guys that all came together but each of them sat in a different booth in that four booth area to the right when you walk in. They looked soooo ungay.
guess you guys don't like having your own two arm rests? whatev losers
Or just use both arm rests for yourself and not care about the people next to you?
:dunno:
or go to a movie theatre that has armrest for each chair.
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I use an umbrella a lot (when it rains specifically).
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Only one time did I wish I had an umbrella on campus. Started raining fairly hard when I left Eisenhower. Ran over to Bluemont to cut through. Ran to the human ecology building to cut through. While in there it started pouring. Waited around about 15-20 min before I finally said screw it. Walked all the way to the 1000 block of Ratone. Some girl offered me a lift about a 100 yards from the house. Was already soaked so I declined.
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when i was little, i thought an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.
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when i was little, i though an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.
Explains much. :blindfold:
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when i was little, i thought an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.
Big Mary Poppins fan?
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when i was little, i thought an umbrella was basically a parachute and would repeatedly jump off of tall objects thinking that it would allow me to float safely down to the ground. that never happened. not once.
I did that too. I also tried by holding all four corners of a bed sheet and jumping off stuff.
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Only one time did I wish I had an umbrella on campus. Started raining fairly hard when I left Eisenhower. Ran over to Bluemont to cut through. Ran to the human ecology building to cut through. While in there it started pouring. Waited around about 15-20 min before I finally said screw it. Walked all the way to the 1000 block of Ratone. Some girl offered me a lift about a 100 yards from the house. Was already soaked so I declined.
Dear Penthouse Letters,
You'll never believe it, but I was walking in a downpour one day.....
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
It's not ghey if you ride backwards IMO
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Is it ghey that I rode on a motorcycle with my friend (guy) every day after class from Throckmorton to our house? :dunno:
It's not ghey if you ride backwards IMO
Excellent post. The simplest answer is always the least found.
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I use an umbrella a lot (when it rains specifically).
i use them then too. agree, though, that is pretty gay to use them when not raining.
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i mean when it's raining and i see a dude holding an umbrella, i'm never thinking like "LOL. FAG"
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i mean when it's raining and i see a dude holding an umbrella, i'm never thinking like "LOL. FAG"
yea, but when you reach the building and you just stroll rite in while they have to uncork their wet umbrella i do let them know of the situation w/a lil smirk or something.
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I use an umbrella a lot (when it rains specifically).
i use them then too. agree, though, that is pretty gay to use them when not raining.
Used with the proper panache, a parasol can be classy as hell. Best way I know to meet true upscale ladies this time of year.
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I've got some good friends who are gay (including one Mexican guy who manages many of the top models in the U.S.) and many who are not. And yes, umbrella usage and movie seating are the surest ways of telling them apart.