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Title: A horse, alcohol, and an inflatable penis.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 24, 2009, 09:12:39 AM
No, not a Karnak joke.  It really happened.  Wichita is franking weird.

http://www.kansas.com/690/story/744669.html
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 24, 2009, 09:14:33 AM
And if you read the whole article, you find there is a lawrence tie.  surfrankingprise.
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Post by: FelixRex on March 24, 2009, 09:15:49 AM
Some would say that Wichita is "awesome".
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Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on March 24, 2009, 09:16:37 AM
i'm having deja vu
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Post by: ew2x4 on March 24, 2009, 09:23:56 AM
This seems familiar.
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Post by: dmartin on March 24, 2009, 10:02:57 AM
It's Old Town, this should be no surprise.
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Post by: CatsNShocks on March 24, 2009, 10:18:41 AM
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Police arrested the man, of Eastborough, on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse.

The guy was from Eastborough, not Wichita. Big diff.
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Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 24, 2009, 11:52:35 AM
Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the &@#% we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   :dunno:
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Post by: Pike on March 24, 2009, 12:20:10 PM
lol my roomate just told me about this 20 minutes ago
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Post by: BigCat on March 24, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   :dunno:

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita. :love:
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Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 24, 2009, 01:04:10 PM
Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   :dunno:

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita. :love:

Yeah, they call it the Tallgrass Film Festival, I guess. Thought it was kinda gay sounding. FWIW, Busey was a short little prick. Stood about 5'06". Always thought he looked taller in movies/on film.
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Post by: dmartin on March 24, 2009, 01:58:03 PM
Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   :dunno:

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita. :love:

All that's missing is a binge and purge session with Kirstie Alley
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Post by: BigCat on March 24, 2009, 03:44:25 PM
Ya gotta love Old Town. I was at a conference at the Hotel Old Town in 2005. While partaking of the "refreshments" in the hospitality room, a group of us PoPo's heard someone at the door asking what the frack we were doing. We turned around and discovered Gary Busey standing there looking like a homeless bum. He was apparently in town for the Wichita Film Festival. He asked us again "what was going on" and we just looked at each other and told him we were watching the Red Sox on TV. He looked at the table in the room and saw that it had about 12 cases of Crispy Cremes on it. (Shut up, I don't want to hear it. I don't like them.). He asked if he could have some donuts, so we gave him a case. He stood there and asked who we were while munching on said donuts. We told him we were all cops at a conference. He didn't believe us until we showed him badges and guns. His "handler", a rather large black man standing behind him, was looking like he was taking a crap at this point. Keep in mind that this was around midnight after spending six hours partaking of the "refreshments" He said, "cool" and left. Later found out the d00d couldn't get a room because the hotel was booked up. Strange d00d. What a loser.   :dunno:

Wichita has a film festival?

Film festival, eating donuts and a D-list celebrity sighting. Sounds like an elite day for Wichita. :love:

All that's missing is a binge and purge session with Kirstie Alley

hey hey there you go. Could def. sell a bunch of tix to that thing and maybe make some money hawking jenny craig memberships.
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Post by: pwrcat1 on March 24, 2009, 03:44:42 PM
Wichita is such a sh*t hole.
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Post by: Catmatt on March 24, 2009, 05:49:49 PM
A few celebs from Wichita.  Don Johnson grew up there.  Joe Walsh bought his grandma's house there a few years ago.  An AA friend of mine saw Don Johnson at an AA meeting in the old Park Lane Mall when he was back visiting family.  Yes, I know, I am breaking his anonymity, which is wrong.  Apparently someone else did at the meeting, did the ol' fanboy, "Saaaay, aren't you Don Johnson?" to which he replied, "This is a Program of Anonymity, asshole!"

Oh, and if the Tallgrass Film Festival sounds gay, that's because it was founded by a gay guy.  Sadly, he died a few years ago.
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Post by: BigCat on March 24, 2009, 06:47:41 PM
Oh, and if the Tallgrass Film Festival sounds gay, that's because it was founded by a gay guy.

I don't think it sounds gay. :dunno: Jblein is just exercising the famous illegal profiling class they give you as a cop.
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Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 25, 2009, 11:50:55 AM
Oh, and if the Tallgrass Film Festival sounds gay, that's because it was founded by a gay guy.

I don't think it sounds gay. :dunno: Jblein is just exercising the famous illegal profiling class they give you as a cop.

Just imo, mind you.
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Post by: WillieWannabe on March 25, 2009, 02:34:55 PM
Nice attention grabbing subject title  :thumbsup: