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Title: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: SabiNation on March 07, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: KCcat28 on March 07, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
LOL your posts are simply amazing...
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: SabiNation on March 07, 2009, 10:52:28 PM
I hate ku. What can I say
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: jeffy on March 07, 2009, 10:57:49 PM


Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"


This doesn't really pertain to anything.  90% of high school kids ask the same thing.

So my wife was teaching her algebra students the power of savings and compound interest - you know, something they will use.  When the kids saw numbers in the millions stemming from a relatively small savings amount per year, they discounted it, saying there is no way that could happen.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: Lick Neckey on March 08, 2009, 10:31:00 AM

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 


Huh.  Many have indicated that Jake wanted to live in Lawrence for different reasons, if you catch my drift ( :ku:)
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: wildcat371 on March 08, 2009, 12:24:18 PM
According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.


Wait a minute,something in your story doesn't add up..... how in the hell did a jayhawk have a GIRLfriend?!?! :ku:
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 08, 2009, 12:40:03 PM
A $4000 belt buckle??

Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: Winters on March 08, 2009, 01:15:47 PM
This d00d is amazing.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: RonLongshaft on March 08, 2009, 01:16:22 PM
(http://www.icedoutgear.com/media/ss_size1/BB783.jpg) <--------an acutal belt buckle
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: QuinnMac on March 08, 2009, 01:34:41 PM
This d00d is amazing.
QFT

btw your sig is amazing
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 08, 2009, 02:48:42 PM
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/gay1-1.gif)
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: ednksu on March 08, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
A $4000 belt buckle??


(http://www.westernbeltbuckles.com/featured_products/t_v4jzajuma41qcu05.jpg)

According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.


Wait a minute,something in your story doesn't add up..... how in the hell did a jayhawk have a GIRLfriend?!?! :ku:

Gay cover, note the bad girl kissing skills.  Probably paid the girl to come up with that story. 
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: stowncat on March 09, 2009, 07:38:05 PM
I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: Pett on March 09, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah: :ku: :ku: :ku:
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: FUKU on March 09, 2009, 08:51:45 PM
I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

STFU Jake.

SabiNation  :love:
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: jeffy on March 09, 2009, 09:13:29 PM
I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

This is the LOLPOTY!
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: hemmy on March 09, 2009, 09:21:28 PM
I am not  :ku:, but most of his grief he got was for his curved penis

Also, he isn't that smart, just got good grades.  He is kind of a mix between the "jock" and a goof, who the girls always make fun of.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: hemmy on March 09, 2009, 09:26:11 PM
Also, did not like :fatgino: for a long time
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: fatty fat fat on March 09, 2009, 10:08:23 PM
I am not  :ku:, but most of his grief he got was for his curved penis

Also, he isn't that smart, just got good grades.  He is kind of a mix between the "jock" and a goof, who the girls always make fun of.

keep us updated, tard.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: hemmy on March 09, 2009, 10:19:15 PM
 :rolleyes:

I'll ask his mom for one over spring break

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 09, 2009, 10:30:11 PM
I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple WOOD on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

Phagot.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: mcmwcat on March 10, 2009, 12:49:14 PM
nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.

that's not my impression from knowing him.  could be a different jack sharp though  :dunno:
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: jeffy on March 10, 2009, 01:05:33 PM
nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.

that's not my impression from knowing him.  could be a different jack sharp though  :dunno:

Jack Sharp? 
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: mcmwcat on March 10, 2009, 01:27:59 PM
nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.

that's not my impression from knowing him.  could be a different jack sharp though  :dunno:

Jack Sharp? 

that's what he prefers
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: hemmy on March 10, 2009, 02:05:12 PM
I remember in 5th grade salvation army football my team killed Jake's 1st game of the season 34-7 then they beat us in state championship 7-0  :curse:
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: j@yh@wks on March 11, 2009, 09:41:00 PM
According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.
LoL.  We cheat better than giving out belt buckles.  Now if you would have said Mangino gave him a belt buckle with 4000 in cash tucked inside, i might have believed you a little bit.  Other than that this message is more :jerkoff: from a jealous fan who keeps  :banghead:   This post is 100%  :powertard:
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 11, 2009, 09:50:13 PM
But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: j@yh@wks on March 11, 2009, 10:11:50 PM
But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.

dax, my white friend.  i have missed ya.
Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 11, 2009, 10:20:31 PM
But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.

dax, my white friend.  i have missed ya.

Hey, now that Hemmenway is leaving maybe ku won't get so many discrimination lawsuits filed against it.

Title: Re: Jake Sharp= A Noodle?
Post by: j@yh@wks on March 11, 2009, 10:24:23 PM
But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.

dax, my white friend.  i have missed ya.

Hey, now that Hemmenway is leaving maybe ku won't get so many discrimination lawsuits filed against it.


who knows.  ask someone that goes to school there.