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Title: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: ew2x4 on March 04, 2009, 05:26:52 PM
A couple friends and I caught the midnight showing of Life Aquatic at the Union. Naturally, after the movie everyone had to piss like crazy. So I was at one urinal, my friend at the other, the other friend in line with a few others, and a complete stranger peeing in the stall. complete silence in the room then the guy in the stall starts pissing in perfectly times bursts. piiiissssss- stop  -piiiissssssss-   stop. This went on for about 40 seconds. It sounded like someone used a water squirt gun into the toilet. Very odd, but got everyone in the bathroom laughing at the poor guy.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: FBWillie on March 04, 2009, 09:55:04 PM
I always enjoy when I drop a big deuce and I hear someone outside the stall laughing as I fart.  But the best was a buddy of mine that would wipe his ass, and drop the toilet paper on the floor and apologize to the person in the stall next to him claiming it was an accident and ask them to kick it back over; just to see if anyone would.  I don't think he ever had any takers.  But always makes for funny stories.


Another one, was when I went into a gas station and there was just a one holer;   I went to open the door; it was locked; and whoever was inside started singing:  "You keep'a knock'n but you can't come in.... "
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: QuinnMac on March 04, 2009, 11:08:33 PM
Had a buddy who looks at my computer a lot I hate him
Had a buddy who claimed to take massive deuces, I never believed him.  He claimed he would never go at his house b/c he would clog the toilet, so he went up the street to target, personal preference I guess.  One day a couple of us were there, and he had to go so he did.  When he came out he said we had to leave, we were all like WTF, mate?  I go look in the bathroom and it is starting to flood, and smell like crap.  Just thought I would share. :AzCatBS:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: ew2x4 on March 05, 2009, 12:27:02 AM
I remember in high school, it looked like someone had dropped a sweet potato in the stool. It was that &@#%ed up.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: slucat on March 05, 2009, 08:34:43 AM
A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: RonLongshaft on March 05, 2009, 09:05:22 AM
A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.


I just threw up in the computer lab
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: FelixRex on March 05, 2009, 09:09:01 AM
In high school, my best friend and I would skip out on class and go take dips in the bathroom. Whenever someone came in, we'd fake huge fart noises. Once, he tried to to really sell it by leaning over a bit to actual capture that resonance off the fart sound off the interior of the bowl...but it was game day, and he ended up dunking his tie.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 05, 2009, 09:18:49 AM
A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.


I am currently ripping my eyes out while simultaneously trying to order that  new drug that erases bad memories.

Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 05, 2009, 07:31:24 PM
This one time I was in Minneapolis taking a 2 and this asshole next to me started tapping his foot under my stall.  I was all, WTF, then the cops came in a arrested him.  I wonder what happened to that guy. 
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: hemmy on March 05, 2009, 09:35:53 PM
surprised fatty hasn't added to this, he seems to have a lot of ksu campus bathroom experience
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 05, 2009, 11:25:04 PM
I used to be all timid when deucing in 'ublic 'athrooms.  Then I got an iPod and downloaded that "America, Frank Yeah!" song from Team America.  Now any time I gotta pinch a loaf I just put in my earbuds, crank up that tune, and I'm in the zone, brah. Bombz away.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 05, 2009, 11:32:24 PM
A couple of years ago at the gym, there was this huge woman, over 3 bills, walking around the bathroom naked, she had just showered. She was using one of those hand towels to dry off, she then sat on the bench bare assed, and proceeded to recline, spread her legs and insert a tampon.  All right there in the open, next to the lockers and everything.


Oh...dear, sweet mother of God......Game over. Giver slucat the trophy...........
 :flush:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2009, 06:28:25 AM
Give slucat the trophy.......for luckiest person alive?
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 06, 2009, 11:10:10 AM
Give slucat the trophy.......for luckiest person alive?

Luckiest person to survive jabba the hut.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: jthutch on March 06, 2009, 02:27:24 PM
My family was in Sears getting the kids pictures taken.  The oldest was 4 at the time and needed to go "potty" My wife took him in to the womens restroom.  She came back out very quickly.  And proceded to tell me and the Sears employee that someone had exploded all over the walls in the womens room.  Not just the stall but everywhere.  I did not get to witness this magnificent feat myslef but wish I had.   :fullofit:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: ew2x4 on March 06, 2009, 02:41:02 PM
My family was in Sears getting the kids pictures taken.  The oldest was 4 at the time and needed to go "potty" My wife took him in to the womens restroom.  She came back out very quickly.  And proceded to tell me and the Sears employee that someone had exploded all over the walls in the womens room.  Not just the stall but everywhere.  I did not get to witness this magnificent feat myslef but wish I had.   :fullofit:

At my home town's city pool, I've heard many stories just like this in the showers.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 06, 2009, 03:44:53 PM
One time I went to City Pool and everyone was out of the pool while they fished out a log.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: PCR on March 06, 2009, 03:48:09 PM
slucat is a chick?  :dunno:

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   :flush:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: jeffy on March 06, 2009, 04:29:19 PM
slucat is a chick?  :dunno:

duh!  She's been the ksufans.com chick of the week 2 years running!
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Thin Blue Line on March 06, 2009, 04:52:21 PM
slucat is a chick?  :dunno:

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   :flush:

Either that or slucat just likes to frequent women's dressing rooms/pool rooms.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Winters on March 06, 2009, 05:01:31 PM
A couple years ago my friend had to go really really bad. I told him to use the bathroom but the toilet was already clogged. We were at the pool, so he just took a dump in the pool. Then pushed this other d00d in the pool.  :yuck:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: QuinnMac on March 06, 2009, 05:35:11 PM
A couple years ago my friend had to go really really bad. I told him to use the bathroom but the toilet was already clogged. We were at the pool, so he just took a dump in the pool. Then pushed this other d00d in the pool.  :yuck:
:lol:
What kind of people do you hang out with? :lol:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Winters on March 06, 2009, 05:36:24 PM
A couple years ago my friend had to go really really bad. I told him to use the bathroom but the toilet was already clogged. We were at the pool, so he just took a dump in the pool. Then pushed this other d00d in the pool.  :yuck:
:lol:
What kind of people do you hang out with? :lol:
:shy:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: hemmy on March 06, 2009, 08:43:14 PM
Ya that is f'n gross winters.

I kid you not though I once stayed at the same hotel 2 diff. times in Anaheim about 6 years apart and both times some 1 took a sh*t in the pool
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Perry on March 07, 2009, 03:27:37 AM
Friend of mine is a lifeguard. One day someone(s) apparently had some form of non-solid poo everywhere but the toilet, and was nice enough to cover all the door handles and faucets with it. The lifeguards had to clean off the floor, walls, doors, etc. Can't imagine why someone would be so bitter at a public pool :dunno:  but I'm glad I wasn't there to be part of the cleanup crew.  :dancin:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: ArchE_Cat on March 07, 2009, 08:18:57 AM
slucat is a chick?  :dunno:

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   :flush:

I known a guy that back in the day slipped on crap in the bathroom of a Steak n Shake, and got the crap all over himself. So he had to hang out in the bathroom while his dad went Walmart to get him some new clothes. He was the only kid on the trip where this happened so he thought he could keep the story from us, but when they got back his dad told everyone. :lol:
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: QuinnMac on March 07, 2009, 08:48:27 AM
slucat is a chick?  :dunno:

When I was a wee laddy I stepped in a crap at the bathroom in Venture.  Kinda embarrassing for everyone involved.   :flush:

I known a guy that back in the day slipped on crap in the bathroom of a Steak n Shake, and got the crap all over himself. So he had to hang out in the bathroom while his dad went Walmart to get him some new clothes. He was the only kid on the trip where this happened so he thought he could keep the story from us, but when they got back his dad told everyone. :lol:

What a dick!
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Rick Daris on March 07, 2009, 09:25:30 AM
a friend of mine once took a dump in his own hand for ten dollars.




Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Cole on March 07, 2009, 07:53:37 PM
a friend of mine once took a dump in his own hand for ten dollars.






that's F*cking gross. and he only did it for 10 bucks. poor SOB.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: FBWillie on March 07, 2009, 10:05:29 PM
One time I was at Milford swimming at a beach you can only get to by boat.   I had to sh1t really bad, but couldn't make it back to camp because I was either going to sh1t there, or in the boat ride back.   I went to go behind some bushes, but people could see, so I swam out about 100 yards, took the trunks off entirely,  shat, while I was dog paddleing & holding my swim trunks, put my pants back on and swam back.   It was the grossest thing I've ever done and I've never told anyone about it & I can't believe I just did.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: Winters on March 08, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
I was at burger king last night and as I went to use the bathroom someone was in there and I felt for him as he said "Please come out I gotta go to my sons birthday party...ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"......Bloop...Then I guess he was gone...I came out lol'ing.
Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: slucat on March 08, 2009, 01:32:30 PM
One time I was at Milford swimming at a beach you can only get to by boat.   I had to sh1t really bad, but couldn't make it back to camp because I was either going to sh1t there, or in the boat ride back.   I went to go behind some bushes, but people could see, so I swam out about 100 yards, took the trunks off entirely,  shat, while I was dog paddleing & holding my swim trunks, put my pants back on and swam back.   It was the grossest thing I've ever done and I've never told anyone about it & I can't believe I just did.

My brother did something similar, I took my two younger brothers camping at Lake Powell, they were 13 and 15.  Me and the youngest one went to jump off the cliffs and into the lake, while my other brother hung back at camp.  We had fun and wanted him to jump so we went back to get him and he walked back to the cliff and got all nervous and tried to back out while standing on the edge of the cliff, he started complaining about needing to crap.  But walking back to the camp was probably a half mile, so we told him to just jump in the lake and then crap.  He knew he couldn't make it back to a bathroom (there were no bushes, it was mid summer in southern Utah on slickrock) so he jumped (he was scared to death) and then while in the water crap, he said he could feel fish nibbleing at his ass while he did it. LOL. We didn't get back in the lake for the rest of the trip.

This probably doesn't top the gym bathroom story  :yuck:

Title: Re: Funniest/grossest/wierdest public bathroom experience
Post by: QuinnMac on March 08, 2009, 01:37:05 PM
I was at burger king last night and as I went to use the bathroom someone was in there and I felt for him as he said "Please come out I gotta go to my sons birthday party...ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"......Bloop...Then I guess he was gone...I came out lol'ing.
LOLOLOLOLOL