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Title: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 19, 2009, 08:10:53 AM
anyone going but me? heading up friday afternoon and staying in des moines. planning on spending some time here and then somewhere in Ames (peoples?) before the game saturday...

http://thehighlifelounge.com/HighLifeIndex.asp



anyone know what the popcorn/concession sit' at Hilton is like? go katz  :ksu:
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Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2009, 08:22:38 AM
You can't move around much in there without stepping in a big smelly pile of MAGIC.
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Post by: Purple_PhotoShopper on February 19, 2009, 08:26:12 AM
I've vowed to stay away from Ames when K-State plays up there.

I am 1-4 in football games I go see there.

I'm more afraid of the Hilton Magic than Trice Magic.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 19, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
Anybody have any make fun of Iowa info I can use in case I get into a verbal spat (altercation) w/ an iowanite?  :fatty:

Also, I already know the meth lab stuff. Looking for better material. TIA.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2009, 08:29:58 AM
Hey Iowa, your state seems pretty small when compared to other larger states such as KS (Do not use this one if you are from, like, Deleware or something). 
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Post by: Super PurpleCat on February 19, 2009, 08:33:16 AM
Io-duh?

Our corn is bigger than your corn?

I'm not good at this.   :-[
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 19, 2009, 08:38:26 AM
Hey ames! You're missing your L , where'd it go? (Lames)

LMAO Lames  :lol:
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Post by: michigancat on February 19, 2009, 08:41:14 AM
seems like a long way to drive to see a Katz loss.  :dunno:
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Post by: Bookcat on February 19, 2009, 08:46:53 AM
In Des Moines on Friday check out Mike's Pubb on 86th Street.

Also, "The Drink" is a decent place...or you can go downtown.

Welch Avenue on gameday is kinda like Aggieville but not the same atmosphere.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 19, 2009, 08:47:13 AM
seems like a long way to drive to see a Katz loss.  :dunno:

good friend moved to des moines a few months ago and it's a good excuse to get away for the weekend. male bonding, drunken debauchery, no wife/kids to worry about, etc. basically what i'm saying is that game is kinda secondary and that it's daris time... ding dong, ding dong, throw another shrimp on the barbie.  :stickout:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: doom on February 19, 2009, 09:09:45 AM
SD, how far is it from O-town?  Are you thinking about going?
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2009, 09:17:21 AM
SD, how far is it from O-town?  Are you thinking about going?

:dunno: ,  :nono:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: fatty fat fat on February 19, 2009, 09:36:19 AM
take pictures. good ones. random ones. ones ksufans.com would appy.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 19, 2009, 09:56:18 AM
Iowa: It's easy to spell
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Jesus Shuttlesworth on February 19, 2009, 10:09:50 AM
Idiots
Out
Walking
Around
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Post by: pissclams on February 19, 2009, 10:44:53 AM
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Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2009, 10:54:01 AM
  • make a bunch of pro-Greensburg signs and set up a massive protest line outside of Hilton rallying against Cyclones

This one is very good.  Include picture of KSU super fan leonardo dicap.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: pissclams on February 19, 2009, 10:58:28 AM
  • make a bunch of pro-Greensburg signs and set up a massive protest line outside of Hilton rallying against Cyclones

This one is very good.  Include picture of KSU super fan leonardo dicap.
Leo supposedly is coming to the protest and leading a march on Ames, I can ask him if he will join RD's protest against cyclones as well.  Tough weekend to be a 'clone fan.
 :whatthe:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 19, 2009, 11:22:26 AM
GUYS- just thought of super hilarious joke...

So...two asst iowa state bball coaches walk into a bar and the bartender says "what can i get ya?"
the iowa state asst bball coaches say "how about two bud light long neck bottles?"
and then the bartender goes "long necks? don't you two jokers mean fat necks? that head coach of yours has a really fat neck. gmafb here guys. how about a gin and tonic or something? "








 :lol: :lol: :lol: :woot: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 19, 2009, 01:00:01 PM
GUYS- I've got another great, great one here...

Alright...so...a local walks into a bar in iowa and the bartender says "hey, why the long face?" and the local says "it's not really that long, it's just that i'm a meth head and i lost a lot of weight so my head is kinda disproportionate because of it and looks really long but if i gained the weight back it would look normal. anyway, cut me some slack man, it's been a tough day."  :frown:









 :woot: :woot: :woot:
 :lol:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: steve dave on February 19, 2009, 01:05:58 PM
Those are both excellent Daris  :lol:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: pissclams on February 19, 2009, 01:09:12 PM
i came up with one (SFW):

two birds walk into a bar, they are red and look like cardinals but have yellow on them too
the bartender walks over and says, "uh, we don't serve your kind in here"
the two birds look at each other, look at the bartender, look at each other again, then reach into their feathers and each pull out a $100 bill and throw it on the bar and go "CAAAAWWW"  

 :lol:  :woohoo:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 19, 2009, 08:07:27 PM
so nobody else is going to the game this week' ?  :frown:
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Post by: ksudrew on February 19, 2009, 08:28:59 PM
so nobody else is going to the game this week' ?  :frown:

i'll be there, but i live in iowa so you'll prolly just make fun of me  :frown: even though i'm emaw through and through  :kstatriot:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: catzacker on February 19, 2009, 08:34:53 PM
so nobody else is going to the game this week' ?  :frown:

i'll be there, but i live in iowa so you'll prolly just make fun of me  :frown: even though i'm emaw through and through  :kstatriot:

When you’re an EMAW, wherever you live is sovereign EMAW land.  Similar to US Embassies.  Technically, you don’t live in Iowa.    :kstatriot:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Jethopper on February 19, 2009, 08:36:44 PM
So a drunken parakeet walks into a bar... the bartender says "Hey we got a shot named after you!".  And the parakeet says you got a shot named Bill?
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 20, 2009, 11:43:11 AM
(http://auta5p.eu/katalog/audi/audi_5000_01s.jpg)

peace bitzches. wish me luck. :ohno:


Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: GoodForAnother on February 20, 2009, 12:07:53 PM
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CYCLONE FAN AND A PUPPY?

THE PUPPY WILL EVENTUALLY STOP WHINING

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 20, 2009, 12:31:03 PM
Anybody have any make fun of Iowa info I can use in case I get into a verbal spat (altercation) w/ an iowanite?  :fatty:

Also, I already know the meth lab stuff. Looking for better material. TIA.

Talk crap on them for having so much black ice.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: jester66 on February 20, 2009, 12:31:51 PM
A ROTC from ISU talking about the time he froze up on the plane during parachute excercises.  Jumpmaster yells "You get off my plane or I'll make love to you in a ku fashion."  Fellow ROTC says "So you jumped?"  

"Just a little at first."  
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 20, 2009, 12:36:11 PM
Inside?
Outside?
Wherever,
A-holes:

Suck
This
Acronym's
Ta-tas
Eagerly.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 21, 2009, 01:01:11 PM
UPDATE FROM IOWA

1) they eat a lot of cheese here. mostly curds.
2) they really like wrestling. highschool, college, etc. they televise it.
3) they all like kazzukats since most of them are hawkeye fans and liked snyder
4) it's really cold. feel like i'm in canada.
5) a lot of ugly people.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: blackman-era-front-rower on February 21, 2009, 01:07:29 PM
they are 2-9 in the big12 having only beaten colorado and nebraska at home... today tells me if we are anything other than another nortard
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Post by: sys on February 21, 2009, 01:13:18 PM
5) a lot of ugly people.

actual iowans.

(http://sitelife.desmoinesregister.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/5/0/859af8cd-7d6f-48f9-90a9-8741fe5e05ff.Small.jpg) (http://sitelife.desmoinesregister.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store//6/6/d60a8a65-86dd-4ce6-a625-0aa564e6c4ca.Small.jpg) (http://sitelife.desmoinesregister.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/3/2/e330253b-07af-4b08-a26c-297100db166a.Small.jpg) (http://sitelife.desmoinesregister.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/10/12/1a3c8cf0-8117-4806-bc78-f5f05725b02f.Small.jpg)
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 22, 2009, 04:22:46 PM
thoughts and pics from the game, etc. pics came out much worse then i was hoping for. only half look decent...

1) atmosphere in ames was horrible before game. like lincoln but much, much worse. a lot of places around hilton weren't open and the place we went to (some bar below the pizza pit) was less then stellar.

2) hilton and their fans were pretty bad. about 70% capacity. the only magic was the halftime show of these folks... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/200324/quick_change_artists/ . i had to lol very much at this as an isu fan who went to the game w/ us was all "ooooooh, i think this is "quick change" i really like them!"

really? quick change? you "like them?" hahahahahaha. anyway...crowd was very, very, very quiet.

3) whatever happened to DK (blood etc) caused the isu fans to boo him as he left the court. kinda odd. dunno if i've seen an injured player get booed before but 'grats to isu fans. i've heard rumors...but they really do boo better than we do  :frown:

4) concession thoughts...they have the weirdest single concession option i've ever seen (pics below of random isu fan muching away). it's called a "walking taco" and it is a medium sized "snack size" bag of doritos with the top half of the bag cut off. they then crunch the doritos up and pour taco meat, cheese, etc and sell it for five bucks. you eat it w/ a fork. franking weird.

also of note. the popcorn sucked ballz. also, depending on which concession place you bought the popcorn from...it was either three bucks or four bucks. same size, same everything, one dollar different. also pop was served in both the fountain and...get this....can variety (pic below). who still sells cans?

also, iowa loves hyvee almost as much as they love cheese curds and looking ugly. they had a couple of hyvee stands in hilton where you could get a hyvee sandwich, etc. weird.

5) pics...most of the ones i took sucked. here is a sampling...


governors mansion. apparently the guy is a dick fwiw.
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9834/1010465.jpg)


walking into hilton. lots of cement ugly buildings on their campus.
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2851/1010472.jpg)


pic from my seat. you can see the retired jerseys on the right. lots of white people but no marcus fizer. dunno why.
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/5812/1010477.jpg)


aforementioned unknown isu person sitting next to us eating a "walking taco"
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/16/1010475.jpg)


popcan machine. lol...cans.
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/3527/0000002.jpg)



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Post by: powercat69 on February 22, 2009, 05:48:44 PM
Your posts from Iowa are wonky...damhikt but I hear they use that word a lot up there...lol...this guy told me that you can drink for 24 hours straight---  http://drunkathlete.com/2009/02/12/larry-eustachy-at-2003-party/

C-YA L8R
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: fatty fat fat on February 22, 2009, 06:08:38 PM
the walking taco has blown my mind. I'm speechless.
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Post by: michigancat on February 22, 2009, 06:44:14 PM
the walking taco has blown my mind. I'm speechless.

qft.  sounds incredible.
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Post by: cireksu on February 22, 2009, 06:59:51 PM
the walking taco has blown my mind. I'm speechless.

qft.  sounds incredible.

they are fantastic.
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Post by: cireksu on February 22, 2009, 07:02:14 PM
doritos is a weird choice though, gotta go with Frito's.

Fritos, taco meat, cheese, onion, fav salsa/tomatoes.   :lick:
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Post by: pissclams on February 22, 2009, 07:11:48 PM
walking taco?   who falls for these gimmicky snacks?  GMAFB.  new thread please...
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Post by: a_wanderer on February 22, 2009, 08:31:22 PM
I've been out of contact. Looking at the stats from that game led me to wonder: "Just how badly can the Cat's play and win?"

BTW walking tacos are very common, it's surprising you had not seen them before.
NTP
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: JTKSU on February 22, 2009, 09:06:26 PM
Why are they called walking tacos?  They seem to be less mobile than a regular taco, IMHO.  Pretty sure the point of a taco is, in fact, it's ability to be eaten on the go... :Driving:
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Post by: cireksu on February 23, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
Why are they called walking tacos?  They seem to be less mobile than a regular taco, IMHO.  Pretty sure the point of a taco is, in fact, it's ability to be eaten on the go... :Driving:

it's in a sack so it's not as messy?

:dunno:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: michigancat on February 23, 2009, 09:25:55 AM
BTW walking tacos are very common, it's surprising you had not seen them before.
NTP

where the frank are they "very common"?

:dunno:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: pissclams on February 23, 2009, 09:34:16 AM
if i ever see someone eating a walking taco i grab the bag and smash it in my hand then smash the bag into the person's face.  anyone who orders a walking taco has something wrong with them. sorry but it's true. 
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Post by: michigancat on February 23, 2009, 09:41:54 AM
if i ever see someone eating a walking taco i grab the bag and smash it in my hand then smash the bag into the person's face.  anyone who orders a walking taco has something wrong with them. sorry but it's true. 

If I'm ever eating a walking taco, and I smell 'clams in my vicinity, I will simply roll up my walking taco wrapper, and quickly walk away.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: cas on February 23, 2009, 09:44:44 AM
the walking taco has blown my mind. I'm speechless.

qft.  sounds incredible.

they are fantastic.

Always are a popular snack at the Scott County Fair.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: KSUFansPoster495028 on February 23, 2009, 09:54:05 AM

2) the only magic was the halftime show of these folks... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/200324/quick_change_artists/ . i had to lol very much at this as an isu fan who went to the game w/ us was all "ooooooh, i think this is "quick change" i really like them!"

really? quick change? you "like them?" hahahahahaha. anyway...crowd was very, very, very quiet.


hahar

that video is awesome. brandy's confused face  :lol: also, guy at the end with the bull's jersey that doesn't fit over his beer belly  :lol:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: ksudrew on February 23, 2009, 12:30:27 PM
BTW walking tacos are very common, it's surprising you had not seen them before.
NTP

where the frank are they "very common"?

:dunno:

http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags (http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags) 
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: michigancat on February 23, 2009, 12:32:13 PM
BTW walking tacos are very common, it's surprising you had not seen them before.
NTP

where the frank are they "very common"?

:dunno:

http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags (http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags) 

Oh, they're common at piece of sh*t carnivals.
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Post by: JTKSU on February 23, 2009, 12:34:43 PM
So, they just take a bag of chips, dump some stuff in it, and voila' -walking taco?  Doesn't sound terrible.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: ksudrew on February 23, 2009, 12:37:02 PM
BTW walking tacos are very common, it's surprising you had not seen them before.
NTP

where the frank are they "very common"?

:dunno:

http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags (http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags) 

Oh, they're common at piece of sh*t carnivals.

and in detroit http://my.detroitmagic.com/mitzi/2008/10/27/a-walking-taco/ (http://my.detroitmagic.com/mitzi/2008/10/27/a-walking-taco/)  :dunno:
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: JTKSU on February 23, 2009, 12:39:29 PM
BTW walking tacos are very common, it's surprising you had not seen them before.
NTP

where the frank are they "very common"?

:dunno:

http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags (http://flickr.com/search/?s=int&q=%22walking+taco%22&m=tags) 

Oh, they're common at piece of sh*t carnivals.

and in detroit http://my.detroitmagic.com/mitzi/2008/10/27/a-walking-taco/ (http://my.detroitmagic.com/mitzi/2008/10/27/a-walking-taco/)  :dunno:

Aren't they pretty much the same thing?
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: pissclams on February 23, 2009, 12:40:30 PM
hey who here likes walking tacos?  I know I do!   :flush: GMAFB.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: RonLongshaft on February 23, 2009, 12:42:17 PM
common at high school concession stands, very tasty but the concept is kinda WTFish.
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Post by: ksudrew on February 23, 2009, 12:44:57 PM
common at high school concession stands, very tasty but the concept is kinda WTFish.

or simply WT ish
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Post by: RonLongshaft on February 23, 2009, 12:47:12 PM
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/beams-noclouds/funny.jpg)
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: Rick Daris on February 23, 2009, 12:48:34 PM
Your posts from Iowa are wonky...damhikt but I hear they use that word a lot up there...lol...this guy told me that you can drink for 24 hours straight---  http://drunkathlete.com/2009/02/12/larry-eustachy-at-2003-party/

C-YA L8R

 :lol:  




btw- the walking taco can walk right out the door, get in a car and then go drive off a cliff imo. total garbage snack. agree w/ clams here.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: JTKSU on February 23, 2009, 12:52:25 PM
hey who here likes walking tacos?  I know I do!   :flush: GMAFB.

I'm a walking taco virgin.  (Feel free to insert joke here:)  I just printed off a recipe for them.  Gonna try and make some while watching the games tonight.  Figured I'd pick up some beer that would go well with this fine dining concept.  Thinking maybe some PBR or Schlitz.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: jthutch on February 23, 2009, 04:41:36 PM
Walking taco's suck but a walking Chili bag is to die for.  Ingredients  Frito corn chips, chili, cheese, onions, tomatos and salsa if you want.  Put it all right in the fritos bag.  It's way better then those walking taco things.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: JTKSU on February 23, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
Walking taco's suck but a walking Chili bag is to die for.  Ingredients  Frito corn chips, chips, cheese, onions, tomatos and salsa if you want.  Put it all right in the fritos bag.  It's way better then those walking taco things.

So, it's better without ground beef?  Is there another difference?
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: a_wanderer on February 23, 2009, 08:35:40 PM
BTW walking tacos are very common, it's surprising you had not seen them before.
NTP

where the frank are they "very common"?

:dunno:

High school football games, county fairs, state fairs, baseball games, etc. I've seen them many places in Nebraska and Kansas. Perhaps they are a western/rural "thing".
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: feralchat on February 23, 2009, 09:02:17 PM
Had them in JoCo.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: jthutch on February 23, 2009, 09:26:49 PM
Walking taco's suck but a walking Chili bag is to die for.  Ingredients  Frito corn chips, chips, cheese, onions, tomatos and salsa if you want.  Put it all right in the fritos bag.  It's way better then those walking taco things.

So, it's better without ground beef?  Is there another difference?

I put chili in it instead of ground beef.  Much better.
Title: Re: isu game?
Post by: JTKSU on February 23, 2009, 10:48:57 PM
Walking taco's suck but a walking Chili bag is to die for.  Ingredients  Frito corn chips, chips, cheese, onions, tomatos and salsa if you want.  Put it all right in the fritos bag.  It's way better then those walking taco things.

So, it's better without ground beef?  Is there another difference?

I put chili in it instead of ground beef.  Much better.

So, it's like a Frito Pie, with some additional toppings thrown in?  You've sold me, sounds &@#%ing delicious.   :lick: