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Title: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: ltrain37 on February 06, 2009, 04:29:08 PM
WTF... :jerkoff:

An Olathe man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said.

Lloyd Alexander, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Hot Wheels display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near.

He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”

Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: Thin Blue Line on February 06, 2009, 04:33:05 PM
WTF... :jerkoff:

An Olathe man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said.

Lloyd Alexander, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Hot Wheels display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near.

He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”




:hanged:
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: powercatmiller on February 06, 2009, 04:36:41 PM
WTF... :jerkoff:

An Omaha man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said.

Steven David, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Puka shells and visor display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near.

He told police he had a Visor and Puka Shell collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the items for some reason.”


Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: Joker on February 06, 2009, 04:51:20 PM
Not my first choice.  At least go for the Barbie's or Hannah Montana.
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: Thin Blue Line on February 06, 2009, 04:56:26 PM
I just noticed it said a man from Omaha. WTF is Sys doing in Shawnee?
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: yoman on February 06, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
link?
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: ltrain37 on February 06, 2009, 09:40:47 PM
link?

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1021136.html
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: sys on February 06, 2009, 10:29:50 PM
I just noticed it said a man from Omaha. WTF is Sys doing in Shawnee?

can't recall basic information.  typical cop
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: Thin Blue Line on February 06, 2009, 11:17:56 PM
Made you look
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: sys on February 06, 2009, 11:27:52 PM
two errors in a two sentence post.



random city's finest ...

Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: QuinnMac on February 07, 2009, 09:34:00 AM
Lloyd = first name
Alexander = first name

2 first names people, come on now what did you expect?
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: Thin Blue Line on February 07, 2009, 01:49:12 PM
two errors in a two sentence post.



random city's finest ...



:jerkoff:
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: cireksu on February 07, 2009, 09:29:26 PM
couple years ago a dude that owned a mexican place got caught peeing in Dillons on frozen chicken.
Title: Re: You stay classy Olathe
Post by: Thin Blue Line on February 07, 2009, 09:30:41 PM
He thought is was a lemon marinade.