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Sports => The Good, The Bad, and the "Meh" => Topic started by: Rick Daris on January 29, 2009, 08:49:29 PM

Title: lol
Post by: Rick Daris on January 29, 2009, 08:49:29 PM
from yesterdays mercury...

Mercury photos of KSU
women are ‘unbecoming’
To the Editor:
Basketball, by anybody’s definition,
is a strenuous sport. During a
game, the players are not all that
concerned with looking pretty.
Even so, following our 59-50 win
over those dregs of the earth, the
Kansas Jayhawks, the close-ups in
The Mercury of KSU players Marlies
Gipson and Ashley Sweat were
pretty unbecoming. The first thing
my wife, Inger, said was that those
were terrible pictures of our girls.
I have to agree.
There must be plenty of pictures
of action during the game showing
some of the KSU players scoring or
in defensive actions — pictures
that are both impressive and flattering.
Why the photos that were
published were chosen I cannot
imagine. I know the New York
Times and the Washington Post
like to show anything negative on
their front pages, but that should
not be the standard for our hometown
paper, The Mercury.
Our team and our girls are probably
more photogenic than any
other team in the country. Let’s
face facts, they are not only the best
team in the country, they are also
the best looking group of girls in
the country.
I am not talking about just the
’08-’09 team. but all of the KSU
women’s basketball teams for the
past six years. (That’s how long we
have been back in Manhattan and
watching the women’s games.)
My wife gives me a hard time
every fall, accusing me of falling in
love with every girl of every KSU
basketball team. Why not? They all
are drop-dead gorgeous as well as
super basketball players.
What is my point? Simply this:
other papers may print unflattering
pictures of our girls (Mercury
pictures are unlikely to end up in
any personal scrapbooks), but I
expect the Mercury to show us in
our best light.
From now on, how about showing
some great pictures of a great
bunch of girls in their best light. If
the editor has to sort through a
dozen or so pictures to do so, well,
that’s part of his, or her (equal
opportunity concession recognized)
job.
In any case, my secret is out.
Every one of the girls on the KSU
basketball team is my sweetheart.
Ole Olsen
1532 Williamsburg Drive
Title: Re: lol
Post by: Butt Fugly on January 29, 2009, 08:51:44 PM
what were the 'unflattering' pics?
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Post by: Lurker on January 29, 2009, 08:54:08 PM
I know the photographer for the Mercury that took the photos.  What a stupid thing to bitch about.
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Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on January 29, 2009, 09:13:21 PM
NOt everyone can shoot amazing pics like OkCat.
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Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on January 29, 2009, 09:32:02 PM
NOt everyone can shoot amazing pics like OkCat.

F'n A, Cotton.  F'n A.
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Post by: michigancat on January 29, 2009, 09:35:17 PM
(http://www.themercury.com/dyn-img/295e153d0b3f4b19bcb62960789c9da0/0125womens.jpg)

:dunno:

hilarious Letter, though.

Thanks.
Title: Re: lol
Post by: catsfan20052006 on January 29, 2009, 09:53:54 PM
Dumbest letter ever. It's no wonder their pictures look like that. Have you ever heard the noises on the floor during a women's game? It doesn't sound like a sporting event.....It sounds like they're having.....Well you know!
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Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on January 29, 2009, 09:54:29 PM
Dumbest letter ever. It's no wonder their pictures look like that. Have you ever heard the noises on the floor during a women's game? It doesn't sound like a sporting event.....It sounds like they're having.....Well you know!

Say it!
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Post by: catsfan20052006 on January 29, 2009, 09:56:32 PM
Dumbest letter ever. It's no wonder their pictures look like that. Have you ever heard the noises on the floor during a women's game? It doesn't sound like a sporting event.....It sounds like they're having.....Well you know!

Say it!

My mama raised a proper boy

:nono:
Title: Re: lol
Post by: chum1 on January 29, 2009, 09:57:11 PM
Having babies?  Um, I think they'd be screaming a little louder because that sh*t is seriously painful.
Title: Re: lol
Post by: catsfan20052006 on January 29, 2009, 09:58:25 PM
Having babies?  Um, I think they'd be screaming a little louder because that sh*t is seriously painful.

Before that
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Post by: RonLongshaft on January 29, 2009, 09:59:57 PM
Having babies?  Um, I think they'd be screaming a little louder because that sh*t is seriously painful.

Before that

cervix dilating?
Title: Re: lol
Post by: catsfan20052006 on January 29, 2009, 10:01:37 PM
You're over thinking this
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Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on January 29, 2009, 10:04:39 PM
Having babies?  Um, I think they'd be screaming a little louder because that sh*t is seriously painful.

pffft.  Not really so bad.  Women exagerate.
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Post by: chum1 on January 29, 2009, 10:05:19 PM
Having labor contractions.  Kind of a weird thought, but I can see it.  
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Post by: RonLongshaft on January 29, 2009, 10:09:01 PM
being pushed down the stairs?
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Post by: TAFNA Dude on January 30, 2009, 12:37:35 AM
being pushed down the stairs?
Think less Nebraska, and more E3.
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Post by: jthutch on January 30, 2009, 08:45:07 AM
Running for a Touchdown?
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Post by: catsfan20052006 on January 30, 2009, 09:18:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDADTMqDDL8

I'm very disappointed in all of you
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Post by: steve dave on January 30, 2009, 09:22:04 AM
In the butt?  :confused:
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Post by: catsfan20052006 on January 30, 2009, 09:22:39 AM
Um.....What?
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Post by: EmporiaWildcat on January 30, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
The guy who wrote that letter must be like 72 and have absolutely nothing better to do with his time than write stupid letters to the Mercury.  Get a hobby, dude.
Title: Re: lol
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on January 30, 2009, 10:12:10 PM
the biggest lol of this thread is @ catsfan2005.  the only 50 year old virgin who can't type the word "sex"

 :lol:
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Post by: catsfan20052006 on January 31, 2009, 02:06:14 PM
I'm not even close to 50 but thanks
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Post by: EmporiaWildcat on January 31, 2009, 10:25:25 PM
I'm not even close to 50 but thanks

60?  :nahnah:
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Post by: fatty fat fat on February 05, 2009, 11:16:07 AM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01X78P30xlbzX/340x.jpg)

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dyTalnaFg9wX/340x.jpg)


 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: steve dave on February 05, 2009, 11:30:20 AM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01X78P30xlbzX/340x.jpg)

This picture is fantastic  :lol:
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Post by: ednksu on February 05, 2009, 10:49:25 PM
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01X78P30xlbzX/340x.jpg)

This picture is fantastic  :lol:

the sister looks like she is lol at two white chicks owning each other.
Title: Re: lol
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on February 07, 2009, 03:33:52 PM
I'm not even close to 50 but thanks

I call him a "50 year old virgin" and the only part he argues is his age.

 :lol: