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Title: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 27, 2009, 02:39:09 PM
Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: willie83 on January 27, 2009, 02:54:33 PM
Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: catdude33 on January 27, 2009, 02:55:59 PM
Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.

I use a ridiculous amount.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 02:56:57 PM
Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.

I use a ridiculous amount.

Must have a Mangino sized A$$
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: catdude33 on January 27, 2009, 02:58:17 PM
Have to ask a woman why that is...since they use 85% of it.

I use a ridiculous amount.

Must have a Mangino sized A$$

No, just don't want to touch poop.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 27, 2009, 03:03:00 PM
Are there any 'one square' doodz on here?  If so, at least keep your nails cut short...
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 03:05:03 PM
I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 27, 2009, 03:07:32 PM
Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Chingon on January 27, 2009, 03:10:32 PM
Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?
Don't eat as much :dunno:

Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 03:11:31 PM
I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  :bootyshake:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 03:21:35 PM
I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  :bootyshake:

Most people don't wash their hands thoroughly or long enough. Most people also touch things between wiping and washing their hands. Pants, belt, toilet, faucet, etc.

By all means though, have fun spreading your own crap all over your home.

Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 03:25:12 PM
Truthfully I'm a TP fold over guy too, usually 4 ply.  And I wash hands very well usually before belting.  Crazy the wierd discussions that happen on a College Fan Site.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 27, 2009, 03:40:18 PM
So, what would be the proper procedure for effectively eliminating 100% of fecal germ residue?
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 03:45:15 PM
Actually impossible.  Mythbusters did an experiment.  Airborn fecal matter showed up on toothbrushes that weren't even close to the toilet and were not actually handled other than rinsing them with water.  Brush part never touched by hands.

Great show by the way. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 27, 2009, 03:52:57 PM
Indeed.  If it weren't for Mythbusters, I'd still be under the impression that I could conceal the stench of a rotting corpse by burying it in concrete.  It's a good thing I caught that episode.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: RonLongshaft on January 27, 2009, 05:00:50 PM
Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

could this not just simply be instead of buying Charmin gillzion quilted buying john wayne TP instead??

or steal it from work/school... know people who have/still do, do this.

I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  :bootyshake:

Most people don't wash their hands thoroughly or long enough. Most people also touch things between wiping and washing their hands. Pants, belt, toilet, faucet, etc.

By all means though, have fun spreading your own crap all over your home.



how funny would it be to see a dude at the bill or bram waddle out of the stall to the sink with pants at ankles to wash hands before. "Pants,belt, toilet, faucet, etc."
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: cyclist on January 27, 2009, 05:17:44 PM
The old Sears catalog just ain't what it used to be.

:'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Pett on January 27, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

You were so excited to post about this that you used your cell phone to do so?? :ugh:

Big time LOLZ!! :lol:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: doom on January 27, 2009, 06:02:15 PM
If I were poor enough to cut back on my purchase of tp, I could also take an extra roll or two from work.  They mound that crap up for like a months supply. 
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 27, 2009, 06:12:48 PM
Maybe more bidets are being installed.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 27, 2009, 06:55:09 PM
Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

You were so excited to post about this that you used your cell phone to do so?? :ugh:

Big time LOLZ!! :lol:

Exactly!

SO excited!
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: cyclist on January 27, 2009, 08:36:42 PM
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/KingslyZissou/smileys/tp.gif)   (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/KingslyZissou/smileys/tp.gif)     (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/KingslyZissou/smileys/tp.gif)     (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/KingslyZissou/smileys/tp.gif)
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: jeffy on January 28, 2009, 12:03:36 AM
Try eating a liquid/soft food diet for a week and see what happens.

Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: sys on January 28, 2009, 12:07:11 AM
How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

crap @ work.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: AzCat on January 28, 2009, 12:15:00 AM
Try eating a liquid/soft food diet for a week and see what happens.

Or a low carb diet w/a bit of an H2O cutback.  You might never poop again and if you do it'll be like gravel. 
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: swish1 on January 28, 2009, 12:30:01 AM
How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

crap @ work.

the TP at work is always the cheapest crap and my ass deserves quality.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 28, 2009, 11:44:33 AM
So, what would be the proper procedure for effectively eliminating 100% of fecal germ residue?

Negative pressure toilet and a bleach bidet.

Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: michigancat on January 28, 2009, 11:45:51 AM
I'm guessing people went w/ generic TP more often.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 28, 2009, 12:09:10 PM
So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Rick Daris on January 28, 2009, 12:22:21 PM
So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie.  8-)
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 28, 2009, 12:23:27 PM
'Reading the ol magazine'  You seriously do that at work?
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 28, 2009, 12:26:20 PM
So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie.  8-)

Damn, your like Barney in How I met your Mother,  Holding out on your friends.  Do you let your Bros use it when they need to?
BTW, I do option 2 above.  The Embarassment should be eliminated at all costs.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 28, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie.  8-)

Damn, your like Barney in How I met your Mother,  Holding out on your friends.  Do you let your Bros use it when they need to?
BTW, I do option 2 above.  The Embarassment should be eliminated at all costs.

Eat enough mexican, sorry MJ; Spanish food, you won't have to worry about anyone walking in on ya. They'll know you're there.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 28, 2009, 12:31:48 PM
So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?

It's at this point in the thread that I announce that I have my own bathroom at work. No lie.  8-)

Damn, your like Barney in How I met your Mother,  Holding out on your friends.  Do you let your Bros use it when they need to?
BTW, I do option 2 above.  The Embarassment should be eliminated at all costs.

Eat enough mexican, sorry MJ; Spanish food, you won't have to worry about anyone walking in on ya. They'll know you're there.

Good Point.  El Zarape in GC was Awesome.  Some decent ones down here in DFW too.

The magazine part was pulled from HIMYM as well, two weeks ago I believe.  At work I get in, get it out, get em clean, spray the spray and exit the room.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Legore on January 28, 2009, 12:36:25 PM
Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 28, 2009, 12:40:07 PM
WTH?  Does he have a special crap rag hamper, or do they go in with the rest of the clothes?
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 28, 2009, 12:41:46 PM
Seriously, though.  Do you just save the cobs on corn on the cob night, or what?  How does one significantly cut back on TP usage?

I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     

Probably thinks he's stopping Global Warming too.  Sounds like a Green Freak.... or BROWN freak.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Legore on January 28, 2009, 12:52:27 PM
WTH?  Does he have a special crap rag hamper, or do they go in with the rest of the clothes?

I didn't ask a lot of details.  All he said was they washed him with the diapers so I'm assuming they throw them in some kind of diaper pail type of thing.  I've never been over to his house and don't plan on going. 
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Joker on January 28, 2009, 01:03:59 PM
I bet he burns a lot of candles in his bathroom.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: CatsNShocks on January 28, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
So, what would be the proper procedure for effectively eliminating 100% of fecal germ residue?

Negative pressure toilet and a bleach bidet.




The genius in those 3 words is remarkable...frightening, but remarkable.



BTW, I always crap at work...get paid to drop the kids off? Hell yeah!
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: SWNE-Cat on January 28, 2009, 05:16:33 PM
Just saw on Fox News that toilet paper sales dropped 8% this past year.  Pretty sure TP would be near the bottom on my list of things to cut back on during tough times.

could this not just simply be instead of buying Charmin gillzion quilted buying john wayne TP instead??

or steal it from work/school... know people who have/still do, do this.

I take a good healthy amount of tp and fold it over several times. I saw a study a while back on the amount of fecal matter that still passes through TP when you don't fold it a couple of times.

Most people just wash their hands afterwards.  But if you're really anal about keeping your hands clean (pun intended) then that's okay too.  :bootyshake:

Most people don't wash their hands thoroughly or long enough. Most people also touch things between wiping and washing their hands. Pants, belt, toilet, faucet, etc.

By all means though, have fun spreading your own crap all over your home.



how funny would it be to see a dude at the bill or bram waddle out of the stall to the sink with pants at ankles to wash hands before. "Pants,belt, toilet, faucet, etc."

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: cyclist on January 28, 2009, 05:29:01 PM
So, have you ever been "Reading a Magazine" at work when you realize you forgot to lock the door.

Leaves you in a precarious moment.  Do you finish as usual and risk the embarassing situation if someone opens the door?  Do you pinch the cheeks and waddle to lock the door risking fecal germ spread?


crap hitting fan crap hitting fan crap hitting fan crap hitting fan
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Rick Daris on January 28, 2009, 05:42:24 PM


I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     

This horrifies me  :frown:
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: ArchE_Cat on January 28, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
WTH?  Does he have a special crap rag hamper, or do they go in with the rest of the clothes?

I didn't ask a lot of details.  All he said was they washed him with the diapers so I'm assuming they throw them in some kind of diaper pail type of thing.  I've never been over to his house and don't plan on going. 

Can you imagine the panic of a guest who has to crap while at their house? Realizing there is no tp might be worse than clogging the toilet. Then the cherry on top is that you find out they wipe w/ washcloths.

makes you wonder if the entire Mangino family wipes with washable towels.
Title: Re: Toilet Paper
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 28, 2009, 11:56:59 PM


I work with a guy that is so cheap he doesn't buy toilet paper.  His family uses cloth wipes and his wife washes them along with the cloth diapers his kids use.   I know it sounds like BS but it's a true story, the guy was bragging one day about how much money he saves by doing this.   The sad thing is the guy has a pretty good position probably makes at or near 6 figures.     

This horrifies me  :frown:

Especially when you realize washing machines are notoriously bad for actually getting things clean.  They basically get stuff wet and spread it around to everything else in the load (no pun intended).  If you use bleach, thats a different story.