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Title: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on January 27, 2009, 12:58:47 PM
When I stumbled upon this  :confused:

(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq66/yoga-like_abana/untitled-1.jpg)

Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 27, 2009, 01:01:05 PM
Here kitty, kitty
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: steve dave on January 27, 2009, 01:12:12 PM
Love the sunset zoo fwiw.  Went there like 3 times. 
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Darth Kramer on January 27, 2009, 01:58:32 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Skydog on January 27, 2009, 02:05:12 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

I like you
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: EmporiaWildcat on January 27, 2009, 02:08:27 PM
 :rolleyes: :blahblah: :sleep: :jerkoff:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: steve dave on January 27, 2009, 02:09:07 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quaint for what it is.  
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 02:12:55 PM
Picture is still hillarious.  :lol: 
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 02:18:36 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 02:19:57 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

Probably still a virgin too.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: steve dave on January 27, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 02:24:13 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes. :hahano:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: steve dave on January 27, 2009, 02:46:27 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes. :hahano:

Nope  :frown:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 02:53:15 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes. :hahano:

Nope  :frown:

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was  :dunno:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 02:58:28 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes. :hahano:

Nope  :frown:

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was  :dunno:

Dood must have looked like Venables  :lol:  Maybe it was Venables.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 03:02:23 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes. :hahano:

Nope  :frown:

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was  :dunno:

Dood must have looked like Venables  :lol:  Maybe it was Venables.

Looks like you win this one Mob Mentality. Can you let us in on your secrets for scoring w/ the ladies  :hope: .
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 03:07:05 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes. :hahano:

Nope  :frown:

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was  :dunno:

Dood must have looked like Venables  :lol:  Maybe it was Venables.

Looks like you win this one Mob Mentality. Can you let us in on your secrets for scoring w/ the ladies  :hope: .

Apparently memorizing Zoo description posts works pretty well  :lol:   My secret was getting them drunk.  Tried and True!  I wasn't too bad looking back in those years either. :shy:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Darth Kramer on January 27, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
I remember reading the story that after our military took Baghdad and chaos ensued, looting, etc., then some of the local residency took it upon themselves to raid the Baghdad Zoo and steal the animals.  And then they friggen grilled and ate them.  My God...I will never forget that.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 03:13:06 PM
Mmmmm Grilled Ostrich.   :drool:   :rofl:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 03:17:38 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

God that's money.  Bet he closed the deal by the time he got to the Lemurs  :love:

I hope that was sarcasm.  Hard to tell sometimes. :hahano:

Nope  :frown:

I wasn't kidding either. It was really quite smooth. I guess it all depends on who the guy is/was  :dunno:

Dood must have looked like Venables  :lol:  Maybe it was Venables.

Looks like you win this one Mob Mentality. Can you let us in on your secrets for scoring w/ the ladies  :hope: .

Apparently memorizing Zoo description posts works pretty well  :lol:   My secret was getting them drunk.  Tried and True!  I wasn't too bad looking back in those years either. :shy:

Ahhh, date rape. Gotcha. Will try soon and report back. Thanks.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 03:20:06 PM
Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink.  :rofl:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Darth Kramer on January 27, 2009, 03:22:17 PM
Mmmmm Grilled Ostrich.   :drool:   :rofl:

Grilled ostrich is actually pretty damn good.  A dark, sweet meat.  Nice with a good red wine.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 03:25:03 PM
Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink.  :rofl:

So your the old "guy that used to have to buy girls lots of drinks and then try to stay up later than every other guy in the hopes to get some guy". Figures.


LOL at having to buy girls drinks and get them drunk in order for them to sleep with you. gmafb.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: pwrcat1 on January 27, 2009, 03:31:29 PM
Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink.  :rofl:

So what fr@t were you in?
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: steve dave on January 27, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Didn't have Roofies back in the day.  Could have saved some $.  Would have only needed  to buy 1 drink.  :rofl:

So your the old "guy that used to have to buy girls lots of drinks and then try to stay up later than every other guy in the hopes to get some guy". Figures.


LOL at having to buy girls drinks and get them drunk in order for them to sleep with you. gmafb.

Yeah, it's guys like Mob Mentality that made guys like us look even more attractive than we actually were (which was already a lot)  :gocho:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 27, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
Damn, draggin the Truth out of me on two posts.  You should be a 60 Minutes reporter.

I was actually the nice guy.  A little shy too.  Most of action was with girls I dated for a while.  One or two drunken one nighters thrown in there.  But not a norm.  Never bought a girl drinks to try to get them drunk and in the sack, though.  And, I was never the "Old" guy.  I got married before I got "Old".   FWIW.

Good Banter though.  :cheers:

(Not in Frat, although many frat friends were just like I described.  So I understand the last post.)
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: CatsNChiefs on January 27, 2009, 03:40:32 PM
Sorority parties.  It's sorta like lions.  You'll see a group of girls talking and dancing together, they don't have dates.  You and your bros infiltrate said pack of girls without dates and in the confusion you pick off the one you wanted.  Or if you're "that guy" in the bro hunting pride you get the fat one.  The bro hierarchy is strict and enforced.

Sometimes operations happen at frat parties, in which case act like total douchebags and pretend to be wasted after two crapty beers and you'll fit right in.

Better than date rape IMO.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: chum1 on January 27, 2009, 03:48:59 PM
Is this about the zoo or scoring pussy?  SH*T, MAN!
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: CatsNChiefs on January 27, 2009, 04:18:34 PM
Is this about the zoo or scoring pussy?  SH*T, MAN!

I thought both?   :confused:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: ew2x4 on January 27, 2009, 04:27:56 PM
I prefer the naked man.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on January 27, 2009, 04:39:19 PM
Atleast it wasn't touchdown... :fatty:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on January 27, 2009, 04:47:46 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

MARIO!
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Rick Daris on January 27, 2009, 08:30:00 PM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quant for what it is.  

Had a friend in college that memorized all those little informational cards that they have by the animals at Sunset Zoo and then would take dates there and act like he'd never been... "Oh wow, I think this is a blacked toed miniature sloth over there. I'm pretty sure that they're native to Namibia and only eat passion fruit."   8-)

MARIO!

 ;)
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: PCR on January 27, 2009, 10:53:42 PM
Doubt there's any sloths in Namibia.  I know of a few that lived in Marlatt, however. 

Love the Omaha Zoo.  Haven't checked out the Denver Zoo yet, but thinking of going soon to work on some photography skillz. 
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 28, 2009, 11:20:38 AM
Is this about the zoo or scoring pussy?  SH*T, MAN!

I thought both?   :confused:

Please refer to pic..........
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: CatsNChiefs on January 28, 2009, 11:31:44 AM
Is this about the zoo or scoring pussy?  SH*T, MAN!

I thought both?   :confused:

Please refer to pic..........

Kinda my point dude, I just kinda seperated the two topics.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 28, 2009, 11:48:12 AM
Must be an epidemic

 :runaway: :runaway:


(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/056511a5f78103d4ed2dd69dfd688983d9a.jpg)
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 28, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
Doubt there's any sloths in Namibia.  I know of a few that lived in Marlatt, however. 

Love the Omaha Zoo.  Haven't checked out the Denver Zoo yet, but thinking of going soon to work on some photography skillz. 

San Diego Zoo is pretty cool, too. Agree on Omaha's.
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: phicat1448 on January 28, 2009, 11:58:27 AM
So is this the real reason dogs are always chasing cats? :dunno:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 28, 2009, 12:03:58 PM
Must be an epidemic

 :runaway: :runaway:


(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/056511a5f78103d4ed2dd69dfd688983d9a.jpg)

Cat looks satisfied.  :rofl:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Ben Ji 2.0 on January 28, 2009, 04:24:28 PM
So is this the real reason dogs are always chasing cats? :dunno:

I'd hate to see what happens when they finally catch that car.......Most likely some sort of burn from the muffler
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Mob Mentality on January 28, 2009, 04:26:05 PM
So is this the real reason dogs are always chasing cats? :dunno:

I'd hate to see what happens when they finally catch that car.......Most likely some sort of burn from the Tailpipe

FYP, and aptly named I might add!  :rofl:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: SWNE-Cat on January 28, 2009, 05:07:42 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: So I was at the local Sunset Zoo
Post by: Pittcat on January 29, 2009, 12:01:21 AM
Wal Mart has more animals than the sunset zoo.

look d00d, I live in Omaha, don't talk to me (steve dave) about elite level zoos.  Sunset is nice and quaint for what it is.  

QFT