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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: Chingon on January 22, 2009, 02:44:57 PM
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So I walked into the men's room, and for the first time in my life I believe that odor can kill. As the first waft of stench hit me, I felt a chill and my body went into shock, my skin actually got covered in goose pimples. I don't know what the hell the guy had eaten (he was still in the stall), but it should be outlawed in public. If I had remained in there one more minute I think I would have died. I have been in slaughterhouses and rendering plants that smelled better.
Pray for the man who has probably died crapting in the basement of Cardwell Hall.
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I'm sorry for you having to experience that bro, sounds horrifying. :frown:
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avoid all non-main floor bathrooms @ cardwell at all costs. you don't want to get stuck alone in a restroom w/your professor. :ohno:
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I'm sorry for you having to experience that bro, sounds horrifying. :frown:
I might start walking over to Burt or Military Science. This is reaching a crisis point.
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
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Courtesy flush. :'byecruelworld:
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
Great idea, you should run with this. Kind of like Kramer's coffee table book about coffee tables, shaped like like a coffee table. Except yours would obviously be shaped like a toilet seat. The spine of the book would be the hinge.
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
we've had a thread about his earlier. i would help, start w/alumi center bathrooms. :love: end w/those hilarious "classroom2restroom" ones in seaton hall. pathetic. :lol:
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back
Much more obscure
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Any bathroom in the Union has got to be near the top
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Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.
Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.
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Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.
Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.
Weird choice of buildings to crash at. Brave imo.
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Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.
Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.
Weird choice of buildings to crash at. Brave imo.
That was weefer's desk. He probably always wondered who left that dook in his chair. Betting he always suspected Bosco, but had no proof.
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back
Much more obscure
An insert in bathroom book?
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back
Much more obscure
An insert in bathroom book?
No, deserves it's own, just pointing out that it will be more challenging.
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I've always (dead serious about this btw) wanted to write a bathrooms of ksu book...complete w/ pictures, number of stalls, cleanliness, etc. My goal is to write the definitive book for people interested in ksu bathrooms.
I am going to make the time to start this in the spring when it gets nice.
Wish me luck.
I've kinda had kinda the samething running in my head w/ top drinking fountains on campus when hungover, actually had a top ten compiled a few years back
Much more obscure
An insert in bathroom book?
No, deserves it's own, just pointing out that it will be more challenging.
lmao that it doesn't. i'll give RLS a chapter in my bathroom book and he'll like it. :redface:
fantastic idea btw, just not worthy of a whole book IMO.
Would love to get contributions for this. Maybe i'll start a blog in the spring and go from there... :skillz:
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my personal fav - nichols main floor.
love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.
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my personal fav - nichols main floor.
love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.
I'll be honest and admit that Fatty should prob be the one writing this book. :frown:
It's been too long since I've been on campus and I basically don't remember any of my old b-room hangouts. Almost scared to go now.
Everyone will be like "Who's the old pedophile looking d00d walking around campus w/ a camera taking pictures of bathrooms? Should we call the cops or tell our house mom or a GTA or something?" :ohno:
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Once slept in the second story bathroom in Anderson Hall..... Just couldnt make it all the way home from Aggieville.
Very small bathroom, looked like a converted dorm room or something. 1 Stall 1 urinal a radiator and a sink. No noticable smell but that may have been because it was over summer and nobody was there to stink it up.
Weird choice of buildings to crash at. Brave imo.
:kstatriot:
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my personal fav - nichols main floor.
love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.
I'll be honest and admit that Fatty should prob be the one writing this book. :frown:
It's been too long since I've been on campus and I basically don't remember any of my old b-room hangouts. Almost scared to go now.
Everyone will be like "Who's the old pedophile looking d00d walking around campus w/ a camera taking pictures of bathrooms? Should we call the cops or tell our house mom or a GTA or something?" :ohno:
don't tell David Yoder!
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my personal fav - nichols main floor.
love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.
I'll be honest and admit that Fatty should prob be the one writing this book. :frown:
It's been too long since I've been on campus and I basically don't remember any of my old b-room hangouts. Almost scared to go now.
Everyone will be like "Who's the old pedophile looking d00d walking around campus w/ a camera taking pictures of bathrooms? Should we call the cops or tell our house mom or a GTA or something?" :ohno:
I've been walking around campus taking video on and off since I got back to Kansas, hoping to use it for a few Catmatt videos, so I think the campus is used to old pedophile-looking dudes with cameras.
That said, one bathroom that brings me fond memories is the one in the basement of Nichols Hall with the English GTAs ahd to keep their offices there. You had to pass through the men's room to get to the theater dressing rooms, and one night I was in my office late grading papers, decided to go down and take a dump, and while I'm sittin ghtere reading a copy of A Moveable Feast and savoring the expulsion of my feces, three girls come into the john en route to the dressing room.
Very uncool.
Oh, and you might want to include the bathroom in the Union that was rumored to be have a stall where gay boys made hook-ups. I didn't know which bathroom it was, so I just avoided taking a crap in the Union.
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Seems like catmatt may be able to contribute to this book/blog
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Seems like catmatt may be able to contribute to this book/blog
It really is kind of a daunting task when you think about it. Your average non bookwriting goober/bafoon probably just thinks-no biggie...walk around for a few minutes, take a few pictures and BAM! Best seller, Oprah's book club, etc.
But there's gotta be like a bajillion b-rooms on campus and most of them are unknown to the avg person or in a weird place that I probably wouldn't go into on my own like the one Cmatt just described. I've got a friend that is a plumber on campus so maybe he can help w/ like a campus map or something. Maybe call facilities for a list/layout???
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f*ck cardwell for its damned classes and utterly disgusting bathrooms.
btw, the union b-rooms are top notch, except the stalls are extremely small, no room for adjustment.
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That said, one bathroom that brings me fond memories is the one in the basement of Nichols Hall with the English GTAs ahd to keep their offices there. You had to pass through the men's room to get to the theater dressing rooms, and one night I was in my office late grading papers, decided to go down and take a dump, and while I'm sittin ghtere reading a copy of A Moveable Feast and savoring the expulsion of my feces, three girls come into the john en route to the dressing room.
excellent choice. this is the bathroom of choice for CIS'ers attempting to "impress" the dancers.
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4th floor at Hale was the tops when I was there. I imagine that it still should be.
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4th floor at Hale was the tops when I was there. I imagine that it still should be.
**YAWN***
it's no different than the other bathrooms @ hale (zero creativity there) and isn't exactly clean. gtfo!
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the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall. the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around :flush:
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the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall. the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around :flush:
there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.
it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book
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the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall. the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around :flush:
there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.
it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book
You could have a whole chapter on mysterys
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the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall. the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around :flush:
there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.
it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book
yeah, justin has terrible bathrooms. the locker room one is strange.
but, i guess if "pissclams" says so.... :rolleyes:
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The bathroom I always went to in Eisenhower had an open window right in the stall that was about waist high. It was on the second floor so I don't think anyone could see me, but it was always very awkward, but fun at the same time.
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Waters higher floors had big windows that were always open.
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there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.
it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book
And no doors on the stalls in the 3rd floor one, I think.
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Waters higher floors had big windows that were always open.
Yea, I kinda liked the ventilation they provided. Gave an uncommon atmosphere you couldn't find in other bathrooms
I was probably most disappointed in Calvin's bathrooms. They would update a lot of the building and do renovations then you would go to the bathroom and it was like stepping in a time machine. Not horrible, just ignored. Very disappointing.
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I enjoyed a stop in Kedzie when the morning coffee kicked in. Very old, but made you feel like your were growing a tail in the same spot that maybe Tex Winters or somebody did. Had a couch too to set your backpack so it didn't get dirt/piss water on it.
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The reason the bathroom smells so bad is probably because there is constantly like 1000 people in Cardwell all at once. Which means there is more people pissing and pooping i guess. Like yesterday it took me 10 minutes to get from the Cardwell lobby to my physics lecture because there was so many people exiting their class.
Shellenberger has a bathroom with lockers also. This bathroom just plain smells bad
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my personal fav - nichols main floor.
love doorless restrooms that criss-cross. very elite.
Twice this week I went in there and some fatass was taking a huge crap, absolutely dreadful
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My personal fav is the Union bowling alley. Good privacy yet cutting edge technology. Those toilets never clog.
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Speaking of clogs, the toilet at my house in Manhattan always clogs so easy, and it requires extreme caution when taking craps.
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4th floor at Hale was the tops when I was there. I imagine that it still should be.
**YAWN***
it's no different than the other bathrooms @ hale (zero creativity there) and isn't exactly clean. gtfo!
I try not to get creative while going to the bathroom. The reason for the 4th floor was because there were always less people on that floor. That means less people that enter the bathroom while you're in there. That means more privacy during :onthecan:
Truth be told, I hate public bathrooms and that was one of the few I could stand because it was clean when I was there.
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Seaton 2nd floor, just across from the Dept of Arch office. Horrible stuff peeling off the walls, windows always open, strange fans in the windows, stalls about to fall down, strange orange and wood grain '70s left over decor, and always has a strange unhuman smell.
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Probably going to get a "GTFO" but I never crapped on campus once in 4 years. Just terrified of public restrooms. I used to set my alarm for in the middle of the night/morning in the dorms my frosh year just to take a crap in peace.
I'm jealous of all of these stories/recommendations. :-[
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Public 'throoms are the shiz... Pun intended, I guess.
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the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall. the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around :flush:
there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.
it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book
yes i'm glad you brought up the lockers in Justin Hall's bathroom. why are they there? i think to put stuff in, anyways, great bathrooms, great soap dispensers, the whole friggin' nine yards.
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OT: My office installed those soap dispensers that automatically squirt foamy soap in your hands. :love:
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You know it's a slow news day when the best discussion is.....
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OT: My office installed those soap dispensers that automatically squirt foamy soap in your hands. :love:
welcome to 1982 :sleep: :users:
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OT: My office installed those soap dispensers that automatically squirt foamy soap in your hands. :love:
welcome to 1982 :sleep: :users:
Thanks bro, feels good. :excited:
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At least I could drink at 18. Legally.
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the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall. the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around :flush:
there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.
it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book
yes i'm glad you brought up the lockers in Justin Hall's bathroom. why are they there? i think to put stuff in, anyways, great bathrooms, great soap dispensers, the whole friggin' nine yards.
Ha! Clearly not the answer as there never stuff in them. Good try though. :lol:
I think they were merely covering a secret entrance to a cave where some really smart guy who everyone thought dropped out years ago lived. Meanwhile he was just hiding out building a laser or something and making his own fake money which he then used on the Justin Hall vending machines.
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Seaton 2nd floor, just across from the Dept of Arch office. Horrible stuff peeling off the walls, windows always open, strange fans in the windows, stalls about to fall down, strange orange and wood grain '70s left over decor, and always has a strange unhuman smell.
This. Awful. :barf:
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the answer to a clean, quiet, non-smelly campus bathroom begins and ends inside of Justin Hall. the building is loaded with lucious babes and the bathrooms rarely get used unless 'clams is around :flush:
there used to be a mens bathroom in Justin that had lockers in it. lockers. like why? seriously.
it was that bathroom that got me thinking about a book
yes i'm glad you brought up the lockers in Justin Hall's bathroom. why are they there? i think to put stuff in, anyways, great bathrooms, great soap dispensers, the whole friggin' nine yards.
Ha! Clearly not the answer as there never stuff in them. Good try though. :lol:
I think they were merely covering a secret entrance to a cave where some really smart guy who everyone thought dropped out years ago lived. Meanwhile he was just hiding out building a laser or something and making his own fake money which he then used on the Justin Hall vending machines.
Now that is "Real Genius". (At Lease Similar to the Movie Reference)
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Probably going to get a "GTFO" but I never crapped on campus once in 4 years. Just terrified of public restrooms. I used to set my alarm for in the middle of the night/morning in the dorms my frosh year just to take a crap in peace.
I'm jealous of all of these stories/recommendations. :-[
yeah, i use to be the same way. what turned me over was st. joseph missouri. I was 16, and the "jc pennies" bathroom was ridic. clean.
been improving since.
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Probably going to get a "GTFO" but I never crapped on campus once in 4 years. Just terrified of public restrooms. I used to set my alarm for in the middle of the night/morning in the dorms my frosh year just to take a crap in peace.
I'm jealous of all of these stories/recommendations. :-[
yeah, i use to be the same way. what turned me over was st. joseph missouri. I was 16, and the "jc pennies" bathroom was ridic. clean.
been improving since.
Weird. I use public restrooms almost exclusively.
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Probably going to get a "GTFO" but I never crapped on campus once in 4 years. Just terrified of public restrooms. I used to set my alarm for in the middle of the night/morning in the dorms my frosh year just to take a crap in peace.
I'm jealous of all of these stories/recommendations. :-[
yeah, i use to be the same way. what turned me over was st. joseph missouri. I was 16, and the "jc pennies" bathroom was ridic. clean.
been improving since.
Weird. I use public restrooms almost exclusively.
well...some are better than others(??)
not sure why you feel the need to "rub it in"
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a DITR is b-rooms in Dykstra. Don't mind going #2 in there, always some good reading material too.
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The accoustics in Ackert Hall men's rooms are not good...very echo-y when throwing up...
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Probably going to get a "GTFO" but I never crapped on campus once in 4 years. Just terrified of public restrooms. I used to set my alarm for in the middle of the night/morning in the dorms my frosh year just to take a crap in peace.
I'm jealous of all of these stories/recommendations. :-[
yeah, i use to be the same way. what turned me over was st. joseph missouri. I was 16, and the "jc pennies" bathroom was ridic. clean.
been improving since.
Weird. I use public restrooms almost exclusively.
well...some are better than others(??)
not sure why you feel the need to "rub it in"
Yes, it does kinda make me feel better than others, but I didn't mean to "rub it in". The downside is most PR's are now going with the motion sensor paper towel dispenser. I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate those.
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these are pretty sweet. another "feather" in the cap for o'hare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PDMeGgzcs
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does anyone else ALWAYS go to the wheelchair accessable stall to do their business? I like the space.
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does anyone else ALWAYS go to the wheelchair accessable stall to do their business? I like the space.
yea unless they stool is elevated. creppy, makes me feel 8 yrs old again.
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does anyone else ALWAYS go to the wheelchair accessable stall to do their business? I like the space.
nah, too much space. I like to feel like I am the only person who can fit in the stall.
As far as bathrooms go the toilets in the locker room at the nat are by far the best. There's like 47 of them and they are never being used. They are perfect for privacy but I always feel like someone is hiding in one of them. You also have to watch out for naked old men who have no qualms about nudity.
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does anyone else ALWAYS go to the wheelchair accessable stall to do their business? I like the space.
nah, too much space. I like to feel like I am the only person who can fit in the stall.
As far as bathrooms go the toilets in the locker room at the nat are by far the best. There's like 47 of them and they are never being used. They are perfect for privacy but I always feel like someone is hiding in one of them. You also have to watch out for naked old men who have no qualms about nudity.
I thought you liked that Testy? :ku:
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the bathroom in Military Science (Gen. Meyers IIRC) is franking creepy, all old school WWI like.. :ohno: Come to think of it the whole building (well at least the stairwell and the 3rd floor.)
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This thread gets me all :kstatriot:
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these are pretty sweet. another "feather" in the cap for o'hare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PDMeGgzcs
Very elite public crapters. I wonder, though, if the old covers are recycled? Would be best for the environment.
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these are pretty sweet. another "feather" in the cap for o'hare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PDMeGgzcs
Very elite public crapters. I wonder, though, if the old covers are recycled? Would be best for the environment.
Yeah maybe they just run the same plastic around in a circle, prolly not, but would be a hilarious joke on suckers thinking they're getting a clean seat.
Seaton basement right as you go down the stairs entering from the west side. Has huge windows that are usually open and go right into the little driveway area to the back of seaton. Kind of creepy imo. I was leaving a bathroom once and had a prof go into a stall and keep talking to me while he was getting his crap on, very weird.
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these are pretty sweet. another "feather" in the cap for o'hare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PDMeGgzcs
Very elite public crapters. I wonder, though, if the old covers are recycled? Would be best for the environment.
Yeah maybe they just run the same plastic around in a circle, prolly not, but would be a hilarious joke on suckers thinking they're getting a clean seat.
Seaton basement right as you go down the stairs entering from the west side. Has huge windows that are usually open and go right into the little driveway area to the back of seaton. Kind of creepy imo. I was leaving a bathroom once and had a prof go into a stall and keep talking to me while he was getting his crap on, very weird.
Love doing that to people
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d00d that is awful.
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these are pretty sweet. another "feather" in the cap for o'hare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PDMeGgzcs
Very elite public crapters. I wonder, though, if the old covers are recycled? Would be best for the environment.
Yeah maybe they just run the same plastic around in a circle, prolly not, but would be a hilarious joke on suckers thinking they're getting a clean seat.
Seaton basement right as you go down the stairs entering from the west side. Has huge windows that are usually open and go right into the little driveway area to the back of seaton. Kind of creepy imo. I was leaving a bathroom once and had a prof go into a stall and keep talking to me while he was getting his crap on, very weird.
Love doing that to people
stop doing it. some of us struggle in pub. restrooms, and that doesn't help.