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Title: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: TheShocker on January 14, 2009, 12:11:29 PM
You guys have probably covered this already but those two are like mirror images of each other. They both try real hard and look retarded while doing it, yet they manage to be effective. They both shuffle their feet constantly with the ball and then flail around in the lane. The only difference I can see is ridiculous amounts of ESPN hype and special treatment from the refs for Hansbro and Colon plays better defense. If they played one on one a hundred times I bet Colon would beat Hansbro at least 51 times.

Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: steve dave on January 14, 2009, 12:13:06 PM
Not suprisingly excellent analysis
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on January 14, 2009, 12:14:18 PM
Shocker, you never cease to amaze me
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: feralchat on January 14, 2009, 12:16:02 PM
I'm concerned now that Colon outplayed "the best big man in college basketball," he's going to go pro.
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: steve dave on January 14, 2009, 12:18:08 PM
LOL @ all the new Colon talking points
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: hemmy on January 14, 2009, 01:00:40 PM
Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on January 14, 2009, 01:17:23 PM
Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM

But, Psycho-T has been the recipient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1bzIvUDi2g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1bzIvUDi2g)
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: blackman-era-front-rower on January 14, 2009, 01:20:08 PM
Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM

But, Psycho-T has been the recipient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1bzIvUDi2g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1bzIvUDi2g)

the one flop he actually earned
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: Rick Daris on January 14, 2009, 01:23:53 PM
You guys have probably covered this already but those two are like mirror images of each other. They both try real hard and look retarded while doing it, yet they manage to be effective. They both shuffle their feet constantly with the ball and then flail around in the lane. The only difference I can see is ridiculous amounts of ESPN hype and special treatment from the refs for Hansbro and Colon plays better defense. If they played one on one a hundred times I bet Colon would beat Hansbro at least 51 times.



I agree with most of this but don't think colon would win 51 times. Maybe more like 41. 51 is prob a little too high though ya know.
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: k-state87 on January 14, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
Hansbrough has never done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ZuIXI1VgM

 :lol: That is the first time that I have seen this video.
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: PCR on January 14, 2009, 01:39:48 PM
Psycho-C has a great what I'd call "ground hook"--it's the same motion he uses to shoot as he uses to deck other players in the paint.   :slap:
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: TheShocker on January 14, 2009, 03:32:10 PM
I was watching the game last night and at one point Colon does some kind of retarded fade away move that ended with him just throwing the ball at the basket. It kind of looked like he was throwing a shotput. Anyway, somehow that "shot" managed to go in and the announcer was all like "What a sweet baby hook shot!" and I was all "lolwut?!".
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2009, 04:19:47 PM
this is great analysis but at a very basic level i think it's important to note that colon is black and hansbro is white.  since they are equal in ability, i would just add that colon is not meeting his expected talent level, and hansbro has far exceeded his.
Title: Re: Colon = Hansbro
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 14, 2009, 04:25:08 PM
I was watching the game last night and at one point Colon does some kind of retarded fade away move that ended with him just throwing the ball at the basket. It kind of looked like he was throwing a shotput. Anyway, somehow that "shot" managed to go in and the announcer was all like "What a sweet baby hook shot!" and I was all "lolwut?!".

Not the first time he's attempted "that" shot.  My buddies and I have actually named it the Colook.  We added the first part of Colon with the last part of hook.  :whistle1: (ftp://:whistle1:)