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Title: Small Town News
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 31, 2008, 12:35:00 PM
The thread about Weird Kansas towns kinda helped with making this, but then I saw an amazing story in my local newspaper about something that happened in a small town near here. 

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WAYNOKA — An 18-year-old Waynoka teen is hospitalized in Wichita, Kan., after a man threw acid on him in Woods County.

Woods County Deputy Steve Ward said Nathan Lyon suffered burns to his head, torso and arms after 32-year-old Jason Nelson threw the acid on him Sunday night.

Lyon’s condition was not available.

Ward said Lyon had challenged Nelson to a fight over a text message Nelson sent to a girl and the two agreed to meet in a rural area north of Waynoka.

Ward said as the two men got out of their cars Nelson threw the acid from a vase-like container.

Nelson is being held in the Woods County jail on $150,000 bond.


 :lol:

So many incredible parts of that story.  Text messaging.  Meeting to fight in the country.  Vase full of acid. 
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: ew2x4 on December 31, 2008, 12:38:15 PM
Almost as good as the lady who was stuck to a toilet seat for a year.
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: jeffy on December 31, 2008, 01:29:36 PM
Not near as interesting as Mabel Woodside bringing her cinnamon rolls to the church bake sale.
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: I_have_purplewood on December 31, 2008, 01:32:38 PM
The thread about Weird Kansas towns kinda helped with making this, but then I saw an amazing story in my local newspaper about something that happened in a small town near here. 

Quote
WAYNOKA — An 18-year-old Waynoka teen is hospitalized in Wichita, Kan., after a man threw acid on him in Woods County.

Woods County Deputy Steve Ward said Nathan Lyon suffered burns to his head, torso and arms after 32-year-old Jason Nelson threw the acid on him Sunday night.

Lyon’s condition was not available.

Ward said Lyon had challenged Nelson to a fight over a text message Nelson sent to a girl and the two agreed to meet in a rural area north of Waynoka.

Ward said as the two men got out of their cars Nelson threw the acid from a vase-like container.

Nelson is being held in the Woods County jail on $150,000 bond.


 :lol:

So many incredible parts of that story.  Text messaging.  Meeting to fight in the country.  Vase full of acid. 

My gawd, classic.  Does it say how old the girl they were fighting over was?  Where does one get a vase of acid from? More, give me more.
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Rick Daris on December 31, 2008, 01:37:07 PM
link w/ pic... http://www.news9.com/Global/story.asp?S=9597564

Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 31, 2008, 01:37:56 PM
thanks, rick daris.  the picture really helps get the mental images flowing...guinness shirt and all.   :lol:
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 31, 2008, 02:25:08 PM
Is it "Vase"...rhymes with face...

or is it "Vaaas"...rhymes with paws?
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: frankencat on December 31, 2008, 03:16:57 PM
The thread about Weird Kansas towns kinda helped with making this, but then I saw an amazing story in my local newspaper about something that happened in a small town near here. 

Quote
WAYNOKA — An 18-year-old Waynoka teen is hospitalized in Wichita, Kan., after a man threw acid on him in Woods County.

Woods County Deputy Steve Ward said Nathan Lyon suffered burns to his head, torso and arms after 32-year-old Jason Nelson threw the acid on him Sunday night.

Lyon’s condition was not available.

Ward said Lyon had challenged Nelson to a fight over a text message Nelson sent to a girl and the two agreed to meet in a rural area north of Waynoka.

Ward said as the two men got out of their cars Nelson threw the acid from a vase-like container.

Nelson is being held in the Woods County jail on $150,000 bond.


 :lol:

So many incredible parts of that story.  Text messaging.  Meeting to fight in the country.  Vase full of acid. 

My gawd, classic.  Does it say how old the girl they were fighting over was?  Where does one get a vase of acid from? More, give me more.


I'm sure she was a sister to both Okies, no dought toothless as well
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: JohnnyUtah on January 01, 2009, 11:04:08 AM
So he's 32, all tatted up, thinks he is a real tough guy.

He agrees to fight an 18 year old, but instead of throwing a punch, he throws a vaaaaaas of acid at him.

What the frack!?!?!?
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: ChicagoCat on January 01, 2009, 11:39:13 AM
White-trash mad scientist super villain?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: willie83 on January 01, 2009, 12:14:54 PM
probably found an old car battery in the front yard.
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Trim on January 04, 2009, 11:30:10 AM
http://www.hutchnews.com/Newsbriefs/sword

Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Trim on January 05, 2009, 06:49:29 PM
Small Town Kansas invades Small Town Iowa.  Way to represent, Pistol Wolf, Shark and Python.

http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/652283.html

Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Rick Daris on January 05, 2009, 08:30:59 PM
Small Town Kansas invades Small Town Iowa.  Way to represent, Pistol Wolf, Shark and Python.

http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/652283.html



the Canterbury Pub at the Econolodge hotel in Muscatine  :lol:
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: MakeItRain on January 06, 2009, 09:15:41 AM
So he's 32, all tatted up, thinks he is a real tough guy.

He agrees to fight an 18 year old, but instead of throwing a punch, he throws a vaaaaaas of acid at him.

What the frack!?!?!?

The kid actually died, this story is &@#%ed up.

http://www.enidnews.com/localnews/local_story_005232602.html
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on January 07, 2009, 09:28:18 AM
Yeah, he died.  Makes it a little funnier, imo.
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: AzCat on January 07, 2009, 08:56:34 PM
White-trash mad scientist super villain?  :dunno:

Naaa, throwing acid in someone's face is a very multicultural (http://www.irinnews.org/Report.aspx?ReportId=82194) thing to do.  These guys just screwed up because in the part of the world they were emulating it's always the chick that gets the acid treatment. 
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Trim on January 08, 2009, 10:57:52 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28562971/?GT1=43001

 :flamethrower:
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 09, 2009, 10:17:05 PM
Yeah, he died.  Makes it a little funnier, imo.

I'd expect that from someone from Oklahoma.
 :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: ChicagoCat on January 10, 2009, 07:28:35 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28562971/?GT1=43001

 :flamethrower:

HEIQ
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 16, 2009, 01:50:19 PM
http://www.sltrib.com/justice/ci_11447276 (http://www.sltrib.com/justice/ci_11447276) Battle Ax? :forked: (ftp://:forked:)
Title: Re: Small Town News
Post by: Joker on January 16, 2009, 02:30:09 PM
That had to be an intense couple of minutes after he threw the acid.  Holy frack!  This guy's face is melting off right in front of me!