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Title: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 29, 2008, 03:06:56 AM
Everytime I poop, I'll look at it and just be like wow, that was inside of me.  Just thinking of it all smooshed up in my intestines, kind of grosses me out.

I dunno, just thought that was interesting.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: AzCat on December 29, 2008, 03:29:11 AM
Everytime I poop, I'll look at it and just be like wow, that was inside of me.  Just thinking of it all smooshed up in my intestines, kind of grosses me out.

I dunno, just thought that was interesting.

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Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 29, 2008, 10:17:46 AM
This might help...

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=28193.0
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 29, 2008, 10:25:50 AM
Along those same lines, I always look at a really big one and wonder how they came out of me.  Like, it hurts sometimes, but not that bad.  Women are full of crap when they b!tch about childbirth, I say.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: cyclist on December 29, 2008, 10:27:15 AM
Everytime I poop, I'll look at it and just be like wow, that was inside of me.  Just thinking of it all smooshed up in my intestines, kind of grosses me out.

I dunno, just thought that was interesting.


:WTF:

Are you afraid this might happen:   :'byecruelworld:
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: jeffy on December 29, 2008, 12:26:13 PM
Along those same lines, I always look at a really big one and wonder how they came out of me.  Like, it hurts sometimes, but not that bad.  Women are full of crap when they b!tch about childbirth anal sex, I say.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 29, 2008, 12:29:09 PM
i find it amazing when you take a crap and you have to grab the side of the tub and junk cause it feels like your crapting out a ball of razor blades, then you look at it when your done and its nothing but little rabbit turd balls
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 29, 2008, 12:31:16 PM
This might help...

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=28193.0

Love that thread...

Sit, front to back, smell tp, repeat as needed.

Is that common?  I have never done that.

I can only guess that he was just hoping to foster more conversation with that little nugget. Probably deserves a thread of its own if he's serious.

Gross imHo.  You ever taste?  Because you're pretty close right there.

That's just nasty dude.  Taste?? No way.  More people do it than care to admit it.  I also like so smear it on the walls. 

Alright here's where the KK finally LOLL'D


This thread is so F'd up it makes the Taint Push thread seem like a discussion about the weather.  Still enjoyable though!!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 29, 2008, 01:18:46 PM
No pooping problems fears here, just wondering if some other ppl have thought of weird similar stuff.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: ew2x4 on December 29, 2008, 01:56:52 PM
Do you ever wonder what poop looks like before it's formed into turds by the anus? A bowl of frosting?
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 29, 2008, 02:12:31 PM
I always wonder who decided it was kool to bottle and drink milk from a cow and not like a dog or something.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: ew2x4 on December 29, 2008, 02:54:32 PM
I always wonder who decided it was kool to bottle and drink milk from a cow and not like a dog or something.

I'm guessing cows because of the quantity they output.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 29, 2008, 02:59:36 PM
But who and why said "Hey, see that cow?  I'm gonna drink the next liquid that comes out of it"
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: ew2x4 on December 29, 2008, 03:02:33 PM
I think Milk is a bit understandable as it is how we nurture children. I want to know why the hell people started eating mushrooms or other crap.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 29, 2008, 03:53:27 PM
Also, who decided that it would be a good idea to stick certain medicine up your butt? 

Here's one that always bothers me.  (To make this scenario fun, picture a set of really smokin hot siamese twins) If siamese twins share a body or something, and one of them violates her self, is it incest or masturbation?     :confused:
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Brock Landers on December 29, 2008, 04:02:09 PM
Also, who decided that it would be a good idea to stick certain medicine up your butt? 

Here's one that always bothers me.  (To make this scenario fun, picture a set of really smokin hot siamese twins) If siamese twins share a body or something, and one of them violates her self, is it incest or masturbation?     :confused:


Of course they share a body, it all depends on where/how they are connected and how many sets of lady parts there are.  Need a better description of this setup to determine whether it constitutes incest or masturbation.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 29, 2008, 04:05:47 PM
Sharing a vagina is what I'm getting at.  Stop asking so many questions and picture smokin hot siamese twins with the same vagina.  Whether or not they share breasts is your choice.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: GoKatGo on December 29, 2008, 09:47:34 PM
Everytime I poop, I'll look at it and just be like wow, that was inside of me.  Just thinking of it all smooshed up in my intestines, kind of grosses me out.

I dunno, just thought that was interesting.

Pics?
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: catdude33 on December 29, 2008, 10:53:12 PM
In a lot of everyday situations I think about what would happen if I just tackled someone, got up and walked away.  I just like to think about how people would react.  I bet it would be funny.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Thin Blue Line on December 29, 2008, 11:05:50 PM
Fun thing to do #45: Take really big poo, take cell pic of it and forward to entire phone book. Fun for you and your hole..............family.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: KansasForever on December 29, 2008, 11:07:10 PM
Everytime I poop, I'll look at it and just be like wow, that was inside of me.  Just thinking of it all smooshed up in my intestines, kind of grosses me out.

I dunno, just thought that was interesting.

Thought it was just me. 

Also interesting how after you die some of your poo stays inside you for the rest of eternity. 
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 29, 2008, 11:10:03 PM
In a lot of everyday situations I think about what would happen if I just tackled someone, got up and walked away.  I just like to think about how people would react.  I bet it would be funny.

I think same thing except either an open handed slap or dump whatever beverage I am holding over their head.

Also, imagine grabbing a cops gun.  Because cop would be all embarassed if I got it. Probably too embarassed to tell anybody.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: waks on December 29, 2008, 11:14:19 PM
In a lot of everyday situations I think about what would happen if I just tackled someone, got up and walked away.  I just like to think about how people would react.  I bet it would be funny.
I know of someone that did this once. He speared the milkshake outside of Sonic on Tuttle Creek Boulevard. As far as the reaction... well, he got charged with assault. Still pretty funny.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 29, 2008, 11:15:27 PM
Fun thing to do #45: Take really big poo, take cell pic of it and forward to entire phone book. Fun for you and your hole..............family.

never done the ENTIRE phone book but have sent poop pic to many peps. have received poop pics as well   :fullofit:
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 29, 2008, 11:16:51 PM
In a lot of everyday situations I think about what would happen if I just tackled someone, got up and walked away.  I just like to think about how people would react.  I bet it would be funny.

I think same thing except either an open handed slap or dump whatever beverage I am holding over their head.

Also, imagine grabbing a cops gun.  Because cop would be all embarassed if I got it. Probably too embarassed to tell anybody.

Piss yourself in line at Chipotle and start singing the theme song to Facts of Life at the top of your lungs until someone calls 911.  
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 29, 2008, 11:18:44 PM
what happens to umbilical cords after birth and foreskin after circumcision. Is there a dude that has the job of burning these things or somefin?
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Cautiously Optimistic on December 29, 2008, 11:22:10 PM
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Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: jeffy on December 29, 2008, 11:24:39 PM
Everytime I poop, I'll look at it and just be like wow, that was inside of me.  Just thinking of it all smooshed up in my intestines, kind of grosses me out.

I dunno, just thought that was interesting.

Thought it was just me. 

Also interesting how after you die some of your poo stays inside you for the rest of eternity. 

And some comes out just after you die.... Kind of a last little kiss to your family and friends.
Title: Re: Things kind of weird to think about but most ppl never really think about
Post by: Thin Blue Line on December 29, 2008, 11:26:08 PM
In a lot of everyday situations I think about what would happen if I just tackled someone, got up and walked away.  I just like to think about how people would react.  I bet it would be funny.

I think same thing except either an open handed slap or dump whatever beverage I am holding over their head.

Also, imagine grabbing a cops gun.  Because cop would be all embarassed if I got it. Probably too embarassed to tell anybody.


Not embarassing at all. Ya got to remember that most holsters have multiple retention features. Soooooooo, if someone would try to grab the old heater, that means I get to break their wrist, arm, neck, head or whatever else I can get to. Boy what fun!