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Title: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
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Posted: Today 10:51 AM
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K-State fans are complete hacks, it is like comparing Carrot Top to Carlin. ku fans for the most part are real fans and KSU has a bunch of guys that can only get satisfaction by tearing down those with success.

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Posted: Today 11:20 AM
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That message board's layout is awful, the posts read like a redneck junior high convention.
Title: This from the biggest band wagoner of all . . .
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Posted: Yesterday 5:40 PM
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And the back-slappin', high-fivin' continues in some Tractor Tech's dorm room. Dang that was funny.

----phicat1448 wrote: ---------------

We don't consider ku a rival, more of a little brother to pick on. Texas is our rival.

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That from a guy who went to Wichita State, says he quit pulling for Wichita State because they cheated, and then hitched his wagon to the most penalized basketball program in NCAA history, currently serving it's FIFTH probationary period.

You just can't get jewels like that anywhere else but from Tommy Light.
Title: Re: This from the biggest band wagoner of all . . .
Post by: FHSU92 on December 16, 2008, 01:27:08 PM: Quote from: sonofdaxjones on December 16, 2008, 12:07:00 PM
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Posted: Yesterday 5:40 PM
Re: KSU Fans
And the back-slappin', high-fivin' continues in some Tractor Tech's dorm room. Dang that was funny.

----phicat1448 wrote: ---------------

We don't consider ku a rival, more of a little brother to pick on. Texas is our rival.

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That from a guy who went to Wichita State, says he quit pulling for Wichita State because they cheated, and then hitched his wagon to the most penalized basketball program in NCAA history, currently serving it's FIFTH probationary period.

You just can't get jewels like that anywhere else but from Tommy Light.

I think he hates me since I am an actual ukjr alum that did what he did and turned against their alma mater. He can't wrap his head around an alum having disdain for the program he cherishes.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: fatty fat fat on December 16, 2008, 01:31:43 PM: phicat1448 is excellent over there. take notes others.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: pissclams on December 16, 2008, 01:39:12 PM: phicat does good work over there.

reading over there I also found out that the morris twins have been sick apparently and that's the reason for their subpar play. glad to have that cleared up.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 16, 2008, 01:39:50 PM: Why are the most extreme toolbox fans the ones who didn't even go to the school? Empirical reaserch needed.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: mcmwcat on December 16, 2008, 01:52:52 PM: Quote from: pissclams on December 16, 2008, 01:39:12 PM
phicat does good work over there.

reading over there I also found out that the morris twins have been sick apparently and that's the reason for their subpar play. glad to have that cleared up.

hopefully they haven't stopped taking their meds? w/ the unbalance that is Snydereff is there any wonder the murder twins are such head cases?
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: hemmy on December 16, 2008, 01:53:16 PM: Of all the things for them to cry about, how can they complain about the site format???

Far better than the phog
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: pissclams on December 16, 2008, 02:05:19 PM: Murder Twins...nice. similar to the Menendez bros but black.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: Ameroogie on December 16, 2008, 02:18:24 PM: Quote from: pissclams on December 16, 2008, 02:05:19 PM
Murder Twins...nice. similar to the Menendez bros but ~~black~~ more tan.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 02:50:11 PM: Confucius says: He who roves starting ku threads prorry rikes penises inserted into his anus.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: steve dave on December 16, 2008, 02:52:13 PM: Quote from: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 02:50:11 PM
Confucius says: He who roves starting ku threads prorry rikes penises inserted into his anus.

pffssst, LOL
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: mcmwcat on December 16, 2008, 02:59:45 PM: Quote from: mcmwcat on December 16, 2008, 01:52:52 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 16, 2008, 01:39:12 PM
phicat does good work over there.

reading over there I also found out that the morris twins have been sick apparently and that's the reason for their subpar play. glad to have that cleared up.

hopefully they haven't stopped taking their meds? w/ the unbalance that is ~~Snydereff~~ HCB$eff is there any wonder the murder twins are such head cases?

FMP
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 16, 2008, 03:08:10 PM: Quote from: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 02:50:11 PM
Confucius says: He who roves starting ku threads prorry rikes penises inserted into his anus (like I do).

Excellent :thumbsup:, but I FYP
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 03:12:35 PM: Quote from: sonofdaxjones on December 16, 2008, 03:08:10 PM
Quote from: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 02:50:11 PM
Confucius says: He who roves starting ku threads prorry rikes penises inserted into his anus (like I do).

Excellent :thumbsup:, but I FYP

Confucius says: OMG BURN!

Confucius also says: Anar sex is preasurabre. So come on ride the train, the choo choo ride it.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 16, 2008, 03:22:43 PM: Quote from: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: sonofdaxjones on December 16, 2008, 03:08:10 PM
Quote from: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 02:50:11 PM
Confucius says: He who roves starting ku threads prorry rikes penises inserted into his anus (like I do).

Excellent :thumbsup:, but I FYP

Confucius says: OMG BURN!

Confucius also says: Anar sex is preasurabre. So come on ride the train, the choo choo ride it.

If only Lou Holtz would show up.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 16, 2008, 03:23:53 PM: Quote from: Confucius on December 16, 2008, 02:50:11 PM
Confucius says: He who roves starting ku threads prorry rikes penises inserted into his anus.

Bwahaha, new favorite sock. Sorry, Iowa State guy.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: Doctor Jon Wefald on December 16, 2008, 03:29:03 PM: Friends, this reminds me of my time at Gustavus when an adjunct professor friend of mine loved both Confucius and man on man love making.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: GoodForAnother on December 16, 2008, 06:13:49 PM: Quote from: Doctor Jon Wefald on December 16, 2008, 03:29:03 PM
Friends, this reminds me of my time at Gustavus when an adjunct professor friend of mine loved both Confucius and man on man love making.

Have you ever considered going to hell
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 17, 2008, 05:35:01 PM: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted: Today 3:16 PM
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My favorite post from my most favorite KSU 'fan', our buddy, sonofdaxjones:

My favorite post from my most favorite KSU 'fan', our buddy, sonofdaxjones:

Guys and Gals, I need to tell you a story:

I received a phone call last Saturday Morning from none other then Tim Weiser.

During the course of our conversation I was told that I was being disassociated from Kansas State University Athletics. My season ticket money was refunded, my Ahearn Donation refunded and my KSU-ku game ticket purchase was refunded.

Why you might ask??

Did I commit some NCAA violations that might get KSU into trouble?? No. Did I get into a fight in the stands, or threaten someone in KSU athletics?? No.

My "crime" ... too frequently questioning the direction and leadership of Kansas State Athletics on Internet forums, and asking to many questions.

Now had you listened to the conversation from last Saturday, you might have come away with the impression that I literally STALKED Tim Weiser and his staff ... bombarding them with emails, phone calls and letters daily, and generally making their life miserable.

Now, if about 15 or so emails, and 1 letter over the course of FIVE years is your definition of stalking, then I am guilty. Of those contacts only 3 could be considered negative and one or two of the THREE negatives were out of line ... which I freely admit (there's only so much $hit basketball a 35 year KSU fan can take). But they were all words ... MERE words discussing the business of KSU athletics and threatening no one in any way. It's hard for me to remember, because some of this stuff was either totally harmless, or from so far back, I can't even remember what I said.

The most interesting part of the conversation was when Tim Weiser started quoting Internet posts that I had made ... in some cases months, if not even YEARS ago. It was quite clear that the man had kept a file on me, and as he said, "You are not someone that we want associated with Kansas State Athletics." (I also believe that certain people who shall remain nameless who didn't like the fact that I refused to drink from the vat of Purple Kool-Aid made sure Weiser saw some of my posts).

Weiser apparently operates under the edict that you make one or two phone calls back to someone, answer their question, feed them a line ... and then they're NEVER TO QUESTION OR SAY ANYTHING EVER AGAIN TO ANYONE ANYWHERE!!! Kind of like when Stalin used to tell his military weapons designers, or generals that their next mistake would be their LAST mistake.

I guess Weiser missed the posts where I defended him, like on the Radio deal and other things.

While I disagreed with many of the things being done with KSU athletics, I still purchased season tickets, I INCREASED my Ahearn Donation, I have been trying to get my parents to change their estate to include KSU athletics, I purchased bowl tickets even though I had no prayer of going in order to help KSU sell their allotment, and I bought tickets to games I had no hope of attending and gave them away so KSU would either sell more tickets, or they wouldn't end up in the hands of oppossing team fans. Heck I have no hope of making it back to the KSU-ku game, but I bought two tickets anyway and had already made arrangements to sell them for 1/4 their face value so they end up in the hands of a hardcore KSU fan.

I have my contacts ... from what I understand this doesn't happen to anyone unless they're fighting in the stands, or causing KSU trouble with the NCAA ... again, I don't fit the bill on any of that.

So, fairwarning to all my friends ... be careful what you say, or Herr Weiser might send you packing too. Keep in mind, I am a nobody ... when I emailed or wrote (one letter) providing some input, I never thought or demanded for one second that they listen, I just spoke from concern and as someone who has followed KSU and the business of college athletics for 30 years now. I have to laugh ... at Auburn they still have AD's and boosters around that were involved in flying private jets to various places looking for Tommy Tubberville's replacement ... in secret. Those are the type of people that get "disassociated" from Athletic Departments ... not little old me type fans who just speak their mind.

Still a K-State fan all the way, I was here a long time before Tim Weiser came around (like 25 years before) and I'll be here a long time after Tim Weiser leaves. I have never been a "Oh well whatever you say" kind of person, and I guess I paid a price for my ways.
Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 17, 2008, 05:35:46 PM: :dancin: :dancin: :dancin: :dancin: :dancin: :dancin: :dancin: :dancin:

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Posted: Today 4:20 PM
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You know what ... I've racked my brain to see if I've done anything wrong. Again, the only time I was negative really was when I was ticked off about a couple of the promotional events they had like Hot Dog Gate and Popcorn Gate ... when the athletic department completely screwed it up, and it was 1981 KSU athletics all over again ... no excuse for that from a $40 Million dollar plus enterprise, and not when I send relatives to one of those events because they were having a tough time and needed a night out for themselves and their kids and it was a complete disappointment for them, basically money just flushed right down the Toilet and Weiser basically doesn't give a $hit.

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Posted: Today 4:24 PM
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Although, I think there was a longer, detailed meltdown.

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Title: Re: It just won't stop, it's an endless treasure trove of comedic gems:
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 17, 2008, 05:36:42 PM: :woohoo:

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Posted: Today 5:04 PM
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TomLight wrote: My favorite post from my most favorite KSU 'fan', our buddy, sonofdaxjones:

Guys and Gals, I need to tell you a story:

I received a phone call last Saturday Morning from none other then Tim Weiser.

During the course of our conversation I was told that I was being disassociated from Kansas State University Athletics. My season ticket money was refunded, my Ahearn Donation refunded and my KSU-ku game ticket purchase was refunded.

Why you might ask??

Did I commit some NCAA violations that might get KSU into trouble?? No. Did I get into a fight in the stands, or threaten someone in KSU athletics?? No.

My "crime" ... too frequently questioning the direction and leadership of Kansas State Athletics on Internet forums, and asking to many questions.

Now had you listened to the conversation from last Saturday, you might have come away with the impression that I literally STALKED Tim Weiser and his staff ... bombarding them with emails, phone calls and letters daily, and generally making their life miserable.

Now, if about 15 or so emails, and 1 letter over the course of FIVE years is your definition of stalking, then I am guilty. Of those contacts only 3 could be considered negative and one or two of the THREE negatives were out of line ... which I freely admit (there's only so much $hit basketball a 35 year KSU fan can take). But they were all words ... MERE words discussing the business of KSU athletics and threatening no one in any way. It's hard for me to remember, because some of this stuff was either totally harmless, or from so far back, I can't even remember what I said.

The most interesting part of the conversation was when Tim Weiser started quoting Internet posts that I had made ... in some cases months, if not even YEARS ago. It was quite clear that the man had kept a file on me, and as he said, "You are not someone that we want associated with Kansas State Athletics." (I also believe that certain people who shall remain nameless who didn't like the fact that I refused to drink from the vat of Purple Kool-Aid made sure Weiser saw some of my posts).

Weiser apparently operates under the edict that you make one or two phone calls back to someone, answer their question, feed them a line ... and then they're NEVER TO QUESTION OR SAY ANYTHING EVER AGAIN TO ANYONE ANYWHERE!!! Kind of like when Stalin used to tell his military weapons designers, or generals that their next mistake would be their LAST mistake.

I guess Weiser missed the posts where I defended him, like on the Radio deal and other things.

While I disagreed with many of the things being done with KSU athletics, I still purchased season tickets, I INCREASED my Ahearn Donation, I have been trying to get my parents to change their estate to include KSU athletics, I purchased bowl tickets even though I had no prayer of going in order to help KSU sell their allotment, and I bought tickets to games I had no hope of attending and gave them away so KSU would either sell more tickets, or they wouldn't end up in the hands of oppossing team fans. Heck I have no hope of making it back to the KSU-ku game, but I bought two tickets anyway and had already made arrangements to sell them for 1/4 their face value so they end up in the hands of a hardcore KSU fan.

I have my contacts ... from what I understand this doesn't happen to anyone unless they're fighting in the stands, or causing KSU trouble with the NCAA ... again, I don't fit the bill on any of that.

So, fairwarning to all my friends ... be careful what you say, or Herr Weiser might send you packing too. Keep in mind, I am a nobody ... when I emailed or wrote (one letter) providing some input, I never thought or demanded for one second that they listen, I just spoke from concern and as someone who has followed KSU and the business of college athletics for 30 years now. I have to laugh ... at Auburn they still have AD's and boosters around that were involved in flying private jets to various places looking for Tommy Tubberville's replacement ... in secret. Those are the type of people that get "disassociated" from Athletic Departments ... not little old me type fans who just speak their mind.

Still a K-State fan all the way, I was here a long time before Tim Weiser came around (like 25 years before) and I'll be here a long time after Tim Weiser leaves. I have never been a "Oh well whatever you say" kind of person, and I guess I paid a price for my ways.

Here's Dax, coming to grips with being 'disassociated' from Kansas State athletics-- :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :kugayfight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cE1fzfOogo