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Title: Funny Names...
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 04, 2008, 07:51:53 AM
You know, like:

Mike Hunt
Phil McCracken
Barry McCockener (Is he still around here?)


I'll stop there....
Please add to the list...
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: jeffy on December 04, 2008, 08:24:35 AM
IP Freeley
Seymore Butz
Al Coholic
Ivana Tinkle
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: ECN on December 04, 2008, 10:02:46 AM
Phil McCrotch
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Brock Landers on December 04, 2008, 10:33:25 AM
Heywood Jablomie
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: JohnnyUtah on December 04, 2008, 10:43:01 AM
Harry Balzonya
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: cyclist on December 04, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Oliver Klosof
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: KSU187 on December 04, 2008, 12:04:24 PM
When I worked for Dell computers, there was one account for Mr. Gay Favors (real guy, tt him on the phone. Wanted to be like WTF were your parents thinking!?!?!)
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 04, 2008, 12:23:48 PM
steve dave (Mallrats reference - TELL HIM STEVE DAVE! F YOU FANBOY!!)
pissclams (We used to step on pissclams on the beach and they'd jab me with seashells and rub sand on my assneck)
Rusty (national lampoons vacation, anthony michael hall, kRusty, etc)
ksu_FAN (FIRE ASBURY NOW)
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: cyclist on December 04, 2008, 12:39:57 PM
Jenny Talia
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: TheShocker on December 04, 2008, 04:24:40 PM
Arsenio Billingham
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: KSt8er on December 04, 2008, 04:25:19 PM
Dick Trickle - Old time NASCAR driver
Dick Gage - Used to work with him
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: willie83 on December 04, 2008, 04:30:28 PM
Mark Mangina
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: da govna on December 04, 2008, 04:30:57 PM
i went to high school with a girl named Deja 7 Speaks. Beat that, cum guzzlers.  :dancin:
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: powerof10 on December 04, 2008, 05:00:43 PM
Dick Fitzwell
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 04, 2008, 09:41:38 PM
Jack Mehoff
Pat McCrotch
Jue C. Tuat
Anita Hummer
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: cyclist on December 04, 2008, 09:42:43 PM
Pussy Galore
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 04, 2008, 09:47:28 PM
Alota Fagina
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Winters on December 04, 2008, 09:48:47 PM
Harry Wiener

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: cireksu on December 04, 2008, 09:52:58 PM
I went to junior high school with at Michael Hunt.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Winters on December 04, 2008, 09:54:59 PM
I know this one d00d named Harry Cox.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 04, 2008, 09:55:50 PM
Ben Dover
  :blindfold:
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 04, 2008, 09:57:02 PM
there was a Richard Blow on a war memorial at my grade school
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 04, 2008, 09:58:49 PM
Knew a guy named Dick Johnson...he's a ku fan, so it fits.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on December 04, 2008, 10:21:39 PM
From the annals of Major League Baseball...

Johnny Dickshot (he actually changed his name from Dicksus)
Albert Simpson Shaw.  WTF? Why? Check the initials.
Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish
Dick Pole

and the all time best, former Royal

Peter LaCock
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: FBWillie on December 04, 2008, 11:03:48 PM
Hue Jerection
Pat Maweena


Met a guy named:
Dusty Buttram

Know a girl named:
Charity Beverage (free drinks)

Heard of a girl named:
Crystal Shanda Leer
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: phicat1448 on December 04, 2008, 11:41:29 PM
Alotta Fagina
Ivana Humpalott
Fook Mi
Fook Yu
Dixie Normous
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on December 04, 2008, 11:46:56 PM

Heard of a girl named:
Crystal Shanda Leer


Former Falcons QB?
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: da govna on December 05, 2008, 01:45:43 AM
the hotties name that works for fitz is Cherish Wood.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: The1BigWillie on December 05, 2008, 06:40:39 AM
Hue Jerection
Pat Maweena


Met a guy named:
Dusty Buttram

Know a girl named:
Charity Beverage (free drinks)

Heard of a girl named:
Crystal Shanda Leer


Guy I work with had a client named Bobby Buttram.  When he introduced himself he just slid his driver's license across the desk and said "get it out of your system."

My contribution...

Adolf Oliver Bush
Buster Cherry
Peter Cheese
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: cireksu on December 05, 2008, 06:45:22 AM
One of my parents friends had a student one time named craphead (pronounced craph-ead.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: QuinnMac on December 05, 2008, 08:19:21 AM
Stu Pidashol
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Brock Landers on December 05, 2008, 10:54:21 AM
There was a skit on Saturday Night Live a while back and a Fed Ex delivery guy went up to the door and said  "Hey I've got a package for Asswipe Johnson!"

"It's pronounced Ozz Weepay!!"
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: PCR on December 05, 2008, 12:57:04 PM
Dick Pound--head of the Anti-doping agency
Mi Sook Yoo -- Chick running a "massage" parlor busted for prostitution here in CO

Oliver Clozoff
Jack Mehoff
Hugh G. Rection

My favorites from Click and Clack:
limo driver Pikov Andropov
C.F. Eye Care
the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 05, 2008, 01:09:14 PM
Knew a kid in elementary school named Ben Gay. 

Shouldn't laugh about it, the d00d probably killed himself years ago.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: kcsinger on December 05, 2008, 02:08:18 PM
Harry Wiener

 :dunno:

I take care of a cemetery during the Summer and one of the head stones is for Harry Dyck
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: MOKSUAZ on December 05, 2008, 02:24:45 PM
ivona humpalot
allup inya
dick incider
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Skycat on December 05, 2008, 02:29:11 PM
Brewster McCracken - Austin politician
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: da govna on December 05, 2008, 04:15:09 PM
Knew a kid in elementary school named Ben Gay. 

Shouldn't laugh about it, the d00d probably killed himself years ago.

you might have been in elementary school, but he was at the juco. He played in the NFL for a few yrs. The guy was a beast!
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: FBWillie on December 07, 2008, 10:26:16 PM
Forgot about a foreign exchange student in my highschool..

Weigh Wong.

Very asian...  People would walk up to him in between classes and say: "Hey, Weigh Wong.... Wong Weigh" and he'd get this confused look on his face and say: "Which way I sposed to go?"
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on December 08, 2008, 08:03:17 AM
Knew a kid in elementary school named Ben Gay. 

Shouldn't laugh about it, the d00d probably killed himself years ago.

There was an old man down the street from where I grew up with the same name.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 08, 2008, 09:37:57 AM
Knew a kid in elementary school named Ben Gay. 

Shouldn't laugh about it, the d00d probably killed himself years ago.

you might have been in elementary school, but he was at the juco. He played in the NFL for a few yrs. The guy was a beast!

Now that you mention it, I remember that d00d.  I'm older than that guy, though.

Amazing how common of a name Ben Gay is.  Those parents are cruel.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: CatsNShocks on December 08, 2008, 11:36:16 AM
Knew a kid in elementary school named Ben Gay. 

Shouldn't laugh about it, the d00d probably killed himself years ago.

you might have been in elementary school, but he was at the juco. He played in the NFL for a few yrs. The guy was a beast!

Now that you mention it, I remember that d00d.  I'm older than that guy, though.

Amazing how common of a name Ben Gay is.  Those parents are cruel.

Ben Gay?

How long?

It never gets old! :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: cyclist on December 18, 2008, 07:24:12 AM
Cheech and Chong favorite:

Chuck u. Farley

Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: jeffy on December 18, 2008, 08:39:08 AM
Knew a kid in elementary school named Ben Gay. 

Shouldn't laugh about it, the d00d probably killed himself years ago.

Is that the same Ben Gay that K-State recruited a number of years ago?
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: jeffy on December 18, 2008, 08:44:26 AM
Susie J. Rottencrotch

Rosie Palm
Jack Mabalsoff

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell
Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell
Adolf Hitler Campbell
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on December 18, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Worked for a cell company for a while. Had native american customer names like "Pete Three Legs" and "Judith Comes At Night"
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Pete on December 18, 2008, 11:53:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Sanchez link=topic=34885.msg461010#msg461010

and the all time best, former Royal

Peter LaCock

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His daughter used to clean Limestone and my apparentment in 'Hattan.  True story.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: jeffy on December 18, 2008, 12:48:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Sanchez link=topic=34885.msg461010#msg461010

and the all time best, former Royal

Peter LaCock

[/quote

His daughter used to clean Limestone and my apparentment in 'Hattan.  True story.
Post Fail?
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: rundown87 on December 18, 2008, 06:35:23 PM
Two people I went to school with

Rusty Van.
Stormy Harbor.
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: cyclist on December 19, 2008, 09:20:50 PM
Craven Moorehead

Harry Johnson

Hugh Jass

Max E. Pad

Phil D. Cube

Mo Lestor

Rod N. Reel
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: Lurker on December 19, 2008, 09:50:22 PM
Dick Army?
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 20, 2008, 04:01:29 PM
Howie Feltersnatch

Willie Fisterbottom
Title: Re: Funny Names...
Post by: ksu007 on December 20, 2008, 04:28:22 PM
Coach Richard (Dick) Vein