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Title: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: QuinnMac on December 03, 2008, 08:33:49 PM
Me. No. Prefer the good old fork.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 03, 2008, 08:35:34 PM
CHOPSTICKS ARE BULLcrap.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: cyclist on December 03, 2008, 08:35:58 PM
Me. No. Prefer the good old fork.


:forked: :forked: :forked: :forked:
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: rundown87 on December 03, 2008, 08:38:07 PM
Yes, just self-taught myself this summer. . .it's pretty fun.  I think chopsticks are like a Wii.  Fun for a while, but get kind of annoying.  Plus both are made by the japanese.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: cireksu on December 03, 2008, 08:38:16 PM
yes and no.

when I go to a JSH or something I use, but it takes me a while to get warmed up.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 03, 2008, 08:39:32 PM
Yes.  Can pick up single grains of rice w/ them.  Very easy to use, and "hip".  I like using them in front of old people because they give me the "oh dear, look at Saul, isn't he fancy?" thing.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: cyclist on December 03, 2008, 08:41:09 PM
Yes.  Can pick up single grains of rice w/ them.  Very easy to use, and "hip".  I like using them in front of old people because they give me the "oh dear, look at Saul, isn't he fancy?" thing.

Saul is so good with chopsticks, he can eat soup...

:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Pett on December 03, 2008, 08:45:29 PM
Not at all. No real use for them IMHO.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: cyclist on December 03, 2008, 08:49:41 PM
Ok, I can kinda use them.  I'm like cire, I need to warm up, since I use them once in a blue moon.  I'm nowhere near Saul's skill level...

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Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 03, 2008, 08:52:28 PM
Ok, I can kinda use them.  I'm like cire, I need to warm up, since I use them once in a blue moon.  I'm nowhere near Saul's skill level...

:sport028: :sport028: :sport028: :sport028:
Easiest way to remember how to use them - make sure the bottom one is stationary - it should never move.  Grip the top one like a pencil and let it straight up and down.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: pissclams on December 03, 2008, 09:25:25 PM
i can but prefer not to.  it's completely fine to eat sushi with your fingers.  except sashimi, for that i use chop sticks.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 03, 2008, 09:29:33 PM
i can but prefer not to.  it's completely fine to eat sushi with your fingers.  except sashimi, for that i use chop sticks.
Like to eat noodles w/ chopsticks
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: pissclams on December 03, 2008, 09:33:45 PM
never been huge into asian noodles.  overcooked imo.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: FelixRex on December 03, 2008, 09:36:28 PM
Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 03, 2008, 09:37:15 PM
Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP
Some things it works better for, like noodles. 
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: FelixRex on December 03, 2008, 09:41:46 PM
Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP
Some things it works better for, like noodles. 

And catching flies
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Duncan on December 03, 2008, 11:10:16 PM
Hey, I can also start fire without matches. LOOK AT ME I'M CULTURED!

MEMO TO JAPANESE: the war is over STOP import a damn fork STOP
Some things it works better for, like noodles. 

And salad.  Seriously.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: JohnnyUtah on December 04, 2008, 10:39:35 AM
Nope, always keep my fold able spork on me. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: pissclams on December 04, 2008, 11:11:40 AM
ah the spork.  i love those SOB's.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 04, 2008, 11:13:03 AM
noobs
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Skycat on December 04, 2008, 11:28:57 AM
I can do it, but I get pretty bad hand fatigue after a while.  I don't have a very strong chop-stick muscle.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: steve dave on December 04, 2008, 11:36:43 AM
I also eat sushi with the hands.  Sometimes, I'll even stick the fork under the sushi, lift, dip fork into soy/wasabi, stick in mouth.  I usually do this to avoid looking like some douche who's all proud that he can use chopsticks (ie Saul).
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: pissclams on December 04, 2008, 11:42:33 AM
noobs
ya? well I bet you can't square dance.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: premierkc on December 04, 2008, 12:18:40 PM
hammered once in dallas and eating sushi. Friend of mine dropped a chopstick and started stabbing his sashimi with the one stick. It was hilarious and appalling to the "we use chopsticks becuz we are cultured" black turtleneck table next to us. We ended up all just stabbing everything, laughing hysterically and spilling beer and sake on everything amazingly every girlfriend there became wives.....ahhh bowl game memories. oh yeah and does anybody really like sake
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 04, 2008, 12:21:59 PM
I also eat sushi with the hands.  Sometimes, I'll even stick the fork under the sushi, lift, dip fork into soy/wasabi, stick in mouth.  I usually do this to avoid looking like some douche who's all proud that he can use chopsticks (ie Saul).
Cause it is redic. easy.  It is like riding a bike, you pretty much have to be a GMAFB moron not to be able to use them.

 :flush:
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on December 04, 2008, 12:31:30 PM
noobs
ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 04, 2008, 12:43:08 PM
noobs
ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.

 :crybaby:

Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: ew2x4 on December 04, 2008, 01:00:33 PM
I can, but never do (I'm American).
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: steve dave on December 04, 2008, 01:13:05 PM
I also eat sushi with the hands.  Sometimes, I'll even stick the fork under the sushi, lift, dip fork into soy/wasabi, stick in mouth.  I usually do this to avoid looking like some douche who's all proud that he can use chopsticks (ie Saul).
Cause it is redic. easy.  It is like riding a bike, you pretty much have to be a GMAFB moron not to be able to use them.

 :flush:

Yeah, I'm good at using them d00d...just don't (would look like a giant f^cking loser being non-asian and whatnot)
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: pissclams on December 04, 2008, 02:43:48 PM
noobs
ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.
WTF!   :lol:
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: Saulbadguy on December 04, 2008, 03:27:53 PM
noobs
ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.
WTF!   :lol:
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on December 04, 2008, 05:14:08 PM
noobs
ya? well I bet you can't square dance.

or open your eyes REALLY wide.
WTF!   :lol:
:lol: :lol:

 :eek:

Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: RonLongshaft on December 04, 2008, 05:20:18 PM
Me. No. Prefer the good old fork.

eating Chinese at the Union again huh
Title: Re: Can you use chopsticks?
Post by: QuinnMac on December 04, 2008, 08:21:28 PM
Me. No. Prefer the good old fork.

eating Chinese at the Union again huh

Nope not recently, but I do love me some crab rangoon. :lick: