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Title: New dog
Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2008, 02:56:02 PM
my wife's idea.

mini dockson (sp?) craps/pisses everywhere

I'm all alone

I haven't got any work done

just ran around half the house with a turtle head and plopped it on the couch after jumping up

I hate this thing
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: cireksu on November 29, 2008, 02:58:22 PM
lol

I love dogs.

 :love:
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 29, 2008, 02:59:08 PM
What did you name it?
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: sys on November 29, 2008, 03:04:45 PM
dockson?  christ, learn to spell.  and pick a better dog next time.  what happened to your slut dog?
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2008, 03:19:49 PM
dachshund?

f'ing germans.

Didn't pick it.  Didn't want it.  Now I hate it.

Already named (free/used):  Claire

hot pink leash

I hate this
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Chingon on November 29, 2008, 03:34:01 PM
dachshund?

f'ing germans.

Didn't pick it.  Didn't want it.  Now I hate it.

Already named (free/used):  Claire

hot pink leash

I hate this

Hit it in the head with a hammer and tell the wife it ran away.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: opcat on November 29, 2008, 03:47:54 PM
If anyone buys a beagle then i will kill you.

beagles are stupid dogs that are genetically prone to barking every f-ing second.

Title: Re: New dog
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 29, 2008, 04:03:17 PM
rename it Ron and then drown it in the river.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: michigancat on November 29, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
my wife's idea.

mini dockson (sp?) craps/pisses everywhere

I'm all alone

I haven't got any work done

just ran around half the house with a turtle head and plopped it on the couch after jumping up

I hate this thing

bro, I've been there.

You're pretty much stuck unless you make two babies in a year and a week.  :fatty:
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: sys on November 29, 2008, 04:30:33 PM
You're pretty much stuck unless you make two babies in a year and a week.  :fatty:

don't do it katkid!  think of the planet, you love the planet.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: AzCat on November 29, 2008, 04:33:35 PM
lol

I love dogs.

 :love:

< ~75# != dog
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: ECN on November 29, 2008, 04:34:17 PM
must be new dog season.

picked up one myself.

a german shepherd, but she's part wolf or coyote or something.

real mean lookin' but sweet.

this one has anal leakage and a constant drippage from her vag.

farts worse than uncle benny, and just is gross.

pretty tho.

man, they dont make dogs like they used too.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2008, 05:04:00 PM
You're pretty much stuck unless you make two babies in a year and a week.  :fatty:

don't do it katkid!  think of the planet, you love the planet.

I feel overwhelmed and depressed with an f'ing dog.

No way I dip my pen in to the deepest darkest and come up holdin a breather attached to an umbelical.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: RonLongshaft on November 29, 2008, 05:06:00 PM
leave out a bag of oreos overnight or some chocolate pudding or somefin.... no dog/dead dog = problem solved
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: michigancat on November 29, 2008, 05:22:36 PM
baby dogs are a lot more work than baby humans.  srsly.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2008, 05:32:49 PM
baby dogs are a lot more work than baby humans.  srsly.

responsibility
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Skydog on November 29, 2008, 05:37:28 PM
Small dogs are the worst dogs ever. Anyone who disagrees  :ku:
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: sys on November 29, 2008, 05:45:46 PM
baby dogs are a lot more work than baby humans.  srsly.

2 months vs 18 years to life.   :jerkoff:
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: AzCat on November 29, 2008, 06:19:33 PM
Small dogs are the worst dogs ever. Anyone who disagrees  :ku:

They aren't dogs, they're like large-ish rats or something. 
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: cas on November 29, 2008, 06:29:51 PM
Get cats.

HTH.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: RonLongshaft on November 29, 2008, 06:45:50 PM
Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: cas on November 29, 2008, 06:47:47 PM
Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out

Softer, don't crap and piss everywhere, nicer, not to mention smell better.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Pike on November 29, 2008, 06:49:47 PM
Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out

Softer, don't crap and piss everywhere, nicer, not to mention smell better.

and their smarter and not so damn loud. Dogs just piss me off
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: RonLongshaft on November 29, 2008, 06:53:19 PM
Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out

Softer, don't crap and piss everywhere, nicer, not to mention smell better.

and their smarter and not so damn loud. Dogs just piss me off

fracking hair everywhere, crap and piss in a box and it smells like hell, they are ass holes most of the time, annoying as frack
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Pett on November 29, 2008, 11:03:18 PM
I have a miniature dachshund too KK!!

And you are right, they sh1t & piss everywhere. And won't stop barking.

But overall, very cuddly & cute dog. I love mine, most of the time...
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Saulbadguy on November 29, 2008, 11:08:33 PM
They get back problems, don't let her run up and down the stairs (if you have them). 
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: MOKSUAZ on November 29, 2008, 11:09:36 PM
shoulda got a lab.  won't get anything else (except maybe a kool looking labradoodle or cockapoo (they don't shed)).  plus it's fun to say cockapoo.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Rick Daris on November 29, 2008, 11:09:57 PM


and their smarter and not so damn loud.

Link?

Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Pett on November 29, 2008, 11:13:14 PM
They get back problems, don't let her run up and down the stairs (if you have them). 

That's what happened to our old dachshund. :'(
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on November 29, 2008, 11:18:02 PM
must be new dog season.

picked up one myself.

a german shepherd, but she's part wolf or coyote or something.



fiction
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: ECN on November 29, 2008, 11:54:06 PM
non fiction
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: waks on November 30, 2008, 06:09:36 AM
Get cats.

HTH.
Yeah, I'd get a cat before I got a dog... if I was a total faggot.

 :flush:
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: rundown87 on November 30, 2008, 09:25:41 AM
cats do suck.

My roommate and his girlfriend have 2.  :frown:

I need to buy a new lint roller every month because there is so much &@#%ing hair all over the place.

Piss/crap box smells horrible always.

They act nice, then when you stop petting them they get pissed and start biting your hand.  Like, maybe if my hand keeps getting bit I'll pet this piece of crap some more?

They only thing fun thing they do is chase a laser light and beat eachother up.

On the other hand, dogs (not small rat-like girly dogs) are pretty cool.  Once you teach them to crap/piss outside.  They do tricks, they don't bite/scratch you because they aren't douchebags.  (although the licking does get old)  Medium/large dogs > cats/cat-sized dogs
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Pett on November 30, 2008, 09:52:58 AM
cats do suck.

QFT.

Except for wildcats. :ksu:

Title: Re: New dog
Post by: cas on November 30, 2008, 10:15:20 AM
Strongly disagree.

If I want something that doesn't shut up and smells I'll knock up some random chick.

cats>>>>>dogs

Not even close.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: pissclams on November 30, 2008, 11:56:44 AM
dogs are so lame
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 30, 2008, 09:34:56 PM
SkinnyBenny would like to welcome waks to his sig!
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on November 30, 2008, 10:26:07 PM
Both are good.  They keep each other in balance.

1 dog.  2 cats.  Dog is a German Shepherd.  Afraid of one cat because she (the cat) hates him for picking her up and tossing her across the room when she was a kitten.  The other cat is so slovenly lazy that he just doesn't care.  The dog will put the cats head in his mouth and the cat will let it happen.  Pretty much the only time it moves fast is when it hears food getting poured.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: ERA7777 on December 01, 2008, 10:21:44 AM
I have one of these. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx3M4XpEEko
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: pissclams on December 01, 2008, 10:32:30 AM
boxers are awesome
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: slucat on December 01, 2008, 10:34:45 AM
My dog rules.
<----
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: pissclams on December 01, 2008, 10:37:09 AM
My dog rules.
<----
your dog looks like a moldy piece of crap, just an imo.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: ERA7777 on December 01, 2008, 10:55:38 AM
boxers are awesome

I tricked him into loving ice when he was a puppy, so now I don't ever have to buy him treats.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: pissclams on December 01, 2008, 11:00:48 AM
ya, definately not the smartest dogs in the world, but still pretty cool imo.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on December 01, 2008, 11:14:32 AM
I am so glad that I don't have any pets anymore
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: slucat on December 01, 2008, 11:18:29 AM
My dog rules.
<----
your dog looks like a moldy piece of crap, just an imo.

not sure where you get mold...but  :rolleyes: :crybaby:
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: pissclams on December 01, 2008, 11:32:23 AM
can we get a larger picture? 
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on December 01, 2008, 11:36:37 AM
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w37/superksufan/jhawknoosecropzp9.jpg)
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: pissclams on December 01, 2008, 12:01:43 PM
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w37/superksufan/jhawknoosecropzp9.jpg)
much better!  great looking & smart looking dog.  non-mold.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 01, 2008, 12:04:31 PM
non fiction

Okay, I'm sure your dog is part timber wolf.

 :rolleyes: :bs:
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: sys on December 01, 2008, 03:04:37 PM
love dogs.  don't like boxers or the dog pictured attacking the jayhawk though.  doesn't appear to be moldy.  the 2nd picture establishes that.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: KSt8er on December 01, 2008, 05:02:50 PM
Starting with the most annoying, small dog complex, variety ever, and then getting one with an even smaller brain, well, I think I see the issue.  Kill it is probably your best/only option at this point.  Then convince wifey that a big dog would provide some security in your absence, big dogs are without many of the issues you get with stupid little dogs. 
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: opcat on December 01, 2008, 05:15:10 PM
Neighbors will kick your ass if you buy a beagle.
Title: Re: New dog
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 03, 2008, 06:20:07 AM
Maybe I'll get a cat next time instead of a dog.  And then maybe after that I'll buy season tickets to a soccer team instead of football.

GMAFB, braus.  What's that thing betwixt your legs?  A ding-dong or a vag?