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Title: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 16, 2008, 03:14:50 PM
It's time, folks. The weary need not apply, we are looking for fresh, young, hungry KATPAK volunteers to lead the charge against anti-KATPAK and KAZZU activities. I will be filling the ranks upon enlistment, and will decide on leaders when I get enough qualified individuals enlisted.

First things first, speak to no one about the KATPAK army.  This includes your spouse, your co-workers, and your dog. Most mission briefings will be held over PM circles, but you can display your rank and regalia freely.

For now, we will have only one branch, the Army.  If we fill enough battalions we will include the Space Marines or something like that. I will not be the leader of the army, that would be lame.  I will draw a pool of leaders and then we can all vote on the Chief 5 Star General of KATPAK operations.  I will just be in charge of recruitment and day to day operations, not missions. After that we will fill General, major, lieutenant, captain, colonel, and whatever ranks we can think of.  We will mull over more ideas later.

However, starting now, ENLIST HERE!  Enlistment is as simple as posting your handle in a reply. Simply replying "i'm in " may not guarantee you a spot in the army. BE SURE TO REPLY WITH YOUR HANDLE AT LEAST!

 :katpak:

God speed!
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: michigancat on October 16, 2008, 03:15:28 PM
HEY DUDE.

ALREADY A MEMBER OF THE EAST PLAZA BRIGADE.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 16, 2008, 03:16:07 PM
HEY DUDE.

ALREADY A MEMBER OF THE EAST PLAZA BRIGADE.
Unifying the brigades will only make us stronger, dufus. Plus if you do not unify we will simply annex.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: ew2x4 on October 16, 2008, 03:18:07 PM
 :katpak:

Reporting for duty!

GO KATzzS!!
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Chingon on October 16, 2008, 03:24:51 PM
Colonel Gentleman, reporting for duty!
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: ksuwildcats80591 on October 16, 2008, 03:42:57 PM
ksuwildcats80591 READY TO ROLL

GO KATZZZZZZ  :ksu: :ksu:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on October 16, 2008, 03:43:48 PM
Oklahoma_Cat is all in.  (I'm legit)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Butt Fugly on October 16, 2008, 03:52:25 PM
I'm Butt FUGLY!!!!!! 







p.s. go katz   :katpak:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on October 16, 2008, 03:55:49 PM
SUPERKSUFAN - I'm in.

I can rep the *gasp* Lawrence area (since I am stuck here)

Go Katzzzzz ......... KAZZU

Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: ew2x4 on October 16, 2008, 03:57:39 PM
SUPERKSUFAN - I'm in.

I can rep the *gasp* Lawrence area (since I am stuck here)

Go Katzzzzz ......... KAZZU



Double agent!!!
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: steve dave on October 16, 2008, 04:03:40 PM
I'm in (disguise style)

(http://www.cutedoggyfashion.com/images/Hot-Dog---Mustard--small.jpg)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: wes mantooth on October 16, 2008, 04:19:24 PM
can we get a list of duties, or is that a stupid question?
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: ChiefCatchacold on October 16, 2008, 04:30:22 PM
(http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/10/16/f_bitingkittem_e6119a1.jpg)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: mjrod on October 16, 2008, 04:33:00 PM
Do we know what the mission is?
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Skydog on October 16, 2008, 04:35:50 PM
If I joined... would it cut into my porn watching?

If not, I'm in.

EMAW.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Kat Kid on October 16, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
big purple 1 member
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on October 16, 2008, 04:36:23 PM
Do we know what the mission is?
:ohno:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: doom on October 16, 2008, 06:05:20 PM
Doom is in, but on the condition that I get a bazooka.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: jmlynch1 on October 16, 2008, 08:20:39 PM
Doom is in, but on the condition that I get a bazooka.
How bout a cat cannon?
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: cas on October 16, 2008, 09:17:36 PM
c mother &@#%ing sourk.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: cyclist on October 16, 2008, 09:38:57 PM
A KATPAK Army must have the:

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/41/Holyhandgrenade.jpg)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: LynchMob2007 on October 16, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
LynchMob2007 reporting for duty.

 :katpak:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Lurker on October 16, 2008, 10:37:23 PM
Sign me up for the nuclear weapon division.

(http://links.pictures.aol.com/pic/22d0NXt8zcgN8jJc5qaQANurPdjdtdAxqTl6_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 16, 2008, 11:15:21 PM
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa299/yupko/LolCatRenderer2.aspxtopCHAINSAWTAILREADYbottomSTARTINGARMTURRETSsize35imagename70933212_1c9777ddf3.jpg)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Rick Daris on October 16, 2008, 11:22:23 PM
nine inches of flaming pink jesus is in (i think).
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: jeffy on October 17, 2008, 11:00:15 AM
Sir, reporting for duty, Sir!
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 17, 2008, 11:34:44 AM
I think it's time for me to step up and try to contribute something to this board as limited as my abilities might be? We won't be subject to any kind of weird hazing though will we? I mean, weird for this board?   :runaway: (ftp://:runaway:)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2008, 02:28:46 PM
funny how that flaming gaylord saul starts this thread when the commanding officer of the kansas city west plaza militia is on vaca and afk....

sorry folks but you've all been tricked. 

(clams posting from phone from parts unknown)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: ksu_FAN on October 17, 2008, 02:29:09 PM
kazzu_FAN is here.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2008, 02:36:57 PM
hoodwinked
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2008, 02:37:32 PM
bamboozled
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: mjrod on October 17, 2008, 02:56:19 PM
He doesn't even have a mission statement.

He's raising an Army with no purpose.  How the hell can you raise an Army and not have any idea what it's purpose is?

Just sad.  Really.

Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: steve dave on October 17, 2008, 03:05:59 PM
LOL at 'lams flying all the way to Cali to get computer parts
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: pissclams on October 17, 2008, 03:40:50 PM
LOL @ 'lams sittin on santa monica blvd drinking strongbow and staring out at the pacific.

computer part your mom
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: steve dave on October 17, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
LOL @ 'lams sittin on santa monica blvd drinking strongbow and staring out at the pacific.

computer part your mom

Soak it in brau, soak it in  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 17, 2008, 10:53:21 PM
He doesn't even have a mission statement.

He's raising an Army with no purpose.  How the hell can you raise an Army and not have any idea what it's purpose is?

Just sad.  Really.


Do the recruiters at the US army tell you that you will likely go to Iraq if you go sign up now? I DONT THINK SO!  LOL! 

But this is not the US army. This is for keeps.  This is the KATPAK army, this is how we roll, son.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: steve dave on October 18, 2008, 07:04:09 AM
But this is not the US army. This is for keeps. 

PFFSSSTTT!  LOL  :lol:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: rundown87 on October 18, 2008, 10:06:02 AM
Rundown87
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/194952416_e32f329a95.jpg)
Reporting for duty.
Over and out.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: cas on October 18, 2008, 10:26:43 AM
May I ask what the KATPAK army does?

Do we kill peeps or what.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: BIGDAVEFREEMAN on October 18, 2008, 11:23:31 AM
May I ask what the KATPAK army does?

Do we kill peeps or what.

More like do we get to kill peeps or what.

P.S. Count me in.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Houstoncat93 on October 18, 2008, 02:40:27 PM
What the hell.  Military service will look good on my resume
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: doom on October 19, 2008, 12:03:54 PM
I ran into Saul at the Madness.  There is a mission statement to the army, but it is double top secret.  Saul is also less noticable Jewish than I'd hoped for.  Very dissappointing.  Nice guy anyhow. 
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: mjrod on October 19, 2008, 07:50:17 PM
He doesn't even have a mission statement.

He's raising an Army with no purpose.  How the hell can you raise an Army and not have any idea what it's purpose is?

Just sad.  Really.


Do the recruiters at the US army tell you that you will likely go to Iraq if you go sign up now? I DONT THINK SO!  LOL! 

But this is not the US army. This is for keeps.  This is the KATPAK army, this is how we roll, son.

LOL @ U for not knowing what a mission statement is.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 19, 2008, 09:43:16 PM
He doesn't even have a mission statement.

He's raising an Army with no purpose.  How the hell can you raise an Army and not have any idea what it's purpose is?

Just sad.  Really.


Do the recruiters at the US army tell you that you will likely go to Iraq if you go sign up now? I DONT THINK SO!  LOL! 

But this is not the US army. This is for keeps.  This is the KATPAK army, this is how we roll, son.

LOL @ U for not knowing what a mission statement is.

Oh, mission statement?  I can make one up right now.  "Personal attacks abound!"
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: PCR on October 19, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
"get totally classless"?   :cyclist:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 19, 2008, 11:19:06 PM
I was having a beer at BWW's the night of the Louisville game about 2 hours before kickoff.  There was a lone KSU fan sitting at a rather large table in front of one of the big screens.  I was slightly buzzed and walked up and asked if he was here for a Katpak deal.  A very concerned and confused look came across his face.  Before he said a word I said... "I guess not."  and walked off.  I felt like a real prick. He probably thought I was a ku fan making fun of KSU fans by calling them a Cat Pack or something.  Anyway... I felt like an asshole and everyone here is to blame.

Oh, and I want in. Unless there is an age limit.   
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 20, 2008, 06:49:43 AM
I was having a beer at BWW's the night of the Louisville game about 2 hours before kickoff.  There was a lone KSU fan sitting at a rather large table in front of one of the big screens.  I was slightly buzzed and walked up and asked if he was here for a Katpak deal.  A very concerned and confused look came across his face.  Before he said a word I said... "I guess not."  and walked off.  I felt like a real prick. He probably thought I was a ku fan making fun of KSU fans by calling them a Cat Pack or something.  Anyway... I felt like an asshole and everyone here is to blame.

Oh, and I want in. Unless there is an age limit.   
:fatty:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: slucat on October 20, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
I'm in.
Resident beeotch.
I wanta fanta; and a bunch of grenades.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: mikeycat on October 21, 2008, 01:24:44 PM
I'm in, unless we wear purple camo.    I'm not a fan of that stuff.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: ew2x4 on October 21, 2008, 02:43:16 PM
I'm in, unless we wear purple camo.    I'm not a fan of that stuff.

Why would we? Black is our color.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: ChiefCatchacold on October 21, 2008, 03:13:02 PM
(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/129121_main.jpg)
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on October 21, 2008, 03:23:53 PM
When does this start?
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 21, 2008, 04:18:51 PM
When does this start?
In the process of arranging battalions, assigning ranks, purchasing munitions.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: cas on October 21, 2008, 06:13:25 PM
When does this start?
In the process of arranging battalions, assigning ranks, purchasing munitions.

Sounds excellent. Looking forward to this.
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: k-state-wildcats11 on October 21, 2008, 09:21:07 PM
When does this start?
In the process of arranging battalions, assigning ranks, purchasing munitions.
I'd be down.  But I would prefer you refer to me as General K-State-Wildcats11
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 21, 2008, 10:34:31 PM
Wait a God damn minute... is this a cult?
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: mjrod on October 21, 2008, 10:54:16 PM
Wait a God damn minute... is this a cult?

Probably.

 :ohno:
Title: Re: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!
Post by: Winters on October 24, 2008, 05:25:55 PM
I'm in, don't know what i can do but I'll do it..... :scared: