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Title: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 11, 2008, 02:07:11 PM: ... suck. TIA

:onthecan: :blindfold: :crybaby:
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 11, 2008, 02:52:25 PM: tucks are wonderful things.
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Post by: fatty fat fat on October 11, 2008, 02:57:27 PM: could be an anal tear, actually.
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Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on October 11, 2008, 03:08:57 PM: Quote from: fatty fat fat on October 11, 2008, 02:57:27 PM
could be an anal tear, actually.

Fissure?
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: fatty fat fat on October 11, 2008, 03:11:12 PM: Quote from: LimestoneOutcropping on October 11, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on October 11, 2008, 02:57:27 PM
could be an anal tear, actually.

Fissure?

that's it.
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Post by: Kat Kid on October 11, 2008, 03:12:28 PM: thanks for the update.
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 11, 2008, 04:05:04 PM: does your ass have a crack in it? If yes, its bad.
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: emaw on October 11, 2008, 04:45:58 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on October 11, 2008, 02:07:11 PM
... suck. TIA

:onthecan: :blindfold: :crybaby:
QFT, mine popped about a week ago. :'(
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: opcat on October 11, 2008, 06:30:36 PM: They have some new laser treatment-Infrared. Also injections. Health insurance might cover.

preparation h with aloe.
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 11, 2008, 10:03:53 PM: ~Don't suffer in silence~ I love that jingle.

Actually, it's getting better... What I've been doing is filling the bath tub with cheap kentucky whiskey. I sit down in it and soak my bunger. After about 20 minutes I'm so drunk I crap the tub. It's sweet.
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: jeffy on October 11, 2008, 10:42:51 PM: Just pull 'em out with pliers.
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Post by: PCR on October 12, 2008, 03:15:12 PM: Donuts
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Post by: mjrod on October 12, 2008, 03:38:57 PM: Is there a reason why people need to share their innermost secrets?
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Post by: ew2x4 on October 12, 2008, 08:50:45 PM: Quote from: mjrod on October 12, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
Is there a reason why people need to share their innermost secrets?

It's very symbolic.

Their inner most secrets coming out... just like little irritated sacs coming out of their ass hole.
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 12, 2008, 10:16:38 PM: Quote from: mjrod on October 12, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
Is there a reason why people need to share their innermost secrets?

Cheaper than therapy. Can we get a good touch bad touch board going?
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: Brock Landers on October 13, 2008, 01:38:22 PM: Hey look at it this way. You have an instant conversation starter with George Brett! :dancin:
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Post by: The1BigWillie on October 13, 2008, 03:10:33 PM: Quote from: Brock Landers on October 13, 2008, 01:38:22 PM
Hey look at it this way. You have an instant conversation starter with George Brett! :dancin:

I've been drunk and crap my pants too. George and I are like peas and carrots.
Title: Re: Hemorrhoids....
Post by: mjrod on October 14, 2008, 11:18:10 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on October 12, 2008, 10:16:38 PM
Quote from: mjrod on October 12, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
Is there a reason why people need to share their innermost secrets?

Cheaper than therapy. Can we get a good touch bad touch board going?

I don't really want to read about your anal issues.