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Title: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: KansasForever on September 18, 2008, 10:22:34 PM
Bush 43
Bill Clinton
Ronald Reagan
John F. Kennedy
Harry Truman
Teddy Roosevelt
Ulysses S. Grant
James K. Polk
Andrew Jackson

Presidents you wouldn't invite to your keg party:

Bush 41
Jimmy Carter
Gerald Ford
Richard Nixon
Lyndon Johnson
Dwight Eisenhower
Franklin Roosevelt
Woodrow Wilson
Abraham Lincoln
James Madison
George Washington
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2008, 08:15:46 AM
I would totally invite FDR to my party.  d00d was so drunk most of the time he couldn't even stand up.
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 19, 2008, 08:17:49 AM
Why not Ford?
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: The1BigWillie on September 19, 2008, 10:14:31 AM
I would totally invite FDR to my party.  d00d was so drunk most of the time he couldn't even stand up.

 :rofl:  I wonder how many here got that.  ku fans get a pass. 
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: QuinnMac on September 19, 2008, 11:03:20 AM
I would totally invite FDR to my party.  d00d was so drunk most of the time he couldn't even stand up.

 :rofl:  I wonder how many here got that.  ku fans get a pass. 
I think ye give yersef too much credit fer gettin' 't.
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: jeffy on September 19, 2008, 12:03:54 PM
I'd never invite Clinton.  The dude couldn't keep his hands off the some of the party guests.

Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: PCR on September 19, 2008, 12:25:48 PM
Don't forget to invite Harding.  With lines like this to crack you up all night long: "I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good, our tasks will be solved."

Taft would be a big old barrel of laughs too I'm sure. 
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: Bhyaaaaa! on September 19, 2008, 12:53:59 PM
Reagan would be a bad idea. Dood would narc on pot smokers then get too drunk too quick and drunk dial Nancy to come pick him up

Visions of Nancy coming over to pick up an intoxicated Ronald then scolding everyone would deflate the party.

"Ahhh, crap man Nancy just showed up."

"Here we go again."
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on September 19, 2008, 12:59:37 PM
JFK....maybe he would bring MM along.  :love:
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 19, 2008, 10:51:31 PM
Pierce: No--would drink all your booze and tell you he was fine.  Would try to leave and wouldn't give up the keys.

Taft: No. Geezus, man, it would take half a keg to give him a buzz

Hoover: Hell, yes.  Drunken medicine ball tossing. Good times.
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: cyclist on September 21, 2008, 07:15:27 PM
I'd invite Millard Fillmore. 

His name alone would be party material.

:D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: KSUWFIP on September 24, 2008, 03:23:17 AM
Invite Andrew Jackson.  Major drunkeness, lots of fights.  Probably lots of backwoods Mizzou fans would come with him.  When the cops come, he'd just tell them to frack off.
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: KansasForever on September 24, 2008, 07:03:02 PM
PRESIDENTS I'D INVITE

Bush 43--Whatever you think of his presidency, he seems like a cool dude at a party.
Bill Clinton--Total party animal, and he'd bring lots of tail (some good, some not so good).
Ronald Reagan--The Great Communicator would get things rolling.  No awkward dead moments.
John F. Kennedy--See Bill Clinton, but no bad tail whatsoever.
Harry TrumanThe buck stops here, so he might pick up the tab.
Teddy RooseveltBrawling, boozing gunslinger.  What's not to like.  Great stories.
Ulysses S. Grant--The original drunken President.
James K. Polk--Any dude who kick's Mexico's a$$ and doubles the size of the country at the same time could be useful at a party.
Andrew JacksonTotal bada$$.  Will take care of anybody who gets out of hand.

Presidents you wouldn't invite to your keg party:

Bush 41--Boring do-goody.
Jimmy Carter--Total f-ing loser.
Gerald Ford--Dude can't even walk when he's sober.
Richard Nixon--Would try to steal your girl and then lie about it.
Lyndon Johnson--Can you imagine him having fun?  Me neither.
Dwight Eisenhower--Boring do-goody.
Franklin RooseveltTotal blowhard.  Would trip over his wheelchair.
Woodrow Wilson--Another f-ing loser.
Abraham Lincoln--Another boring do-goody.
James Madison--His wife stayed behind to save a painting from the limeys while he bailed.  Loser.
George Washington--Would tell the truth when the cops arrived.
Title: Re: Presidents you would invite to your keg party.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 25, 2008, 09:04:29 AM
No:  Wm Henry Harrison: Would get sick and leave the party early.