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Title: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on September 11, 2008, 12:02:29 PM
What kind of offense would he install?

What would the training regiment be like?

How long before he starts looking for ways to shoot lasers out of the players' eyes to smite other players?

What would your team mascot be?

And....most importantly....would cheesy moustache qb have to make an appearance?
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: pissclams on September 11, 2008, 12:22:41 PM
let's pretend we all live in the same city and we're all on the same team
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on September 11, 2008, 12:31:37 PM
My guess for offense would be a Rich Rodriguez-esque spread with a mobile quarterback.
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: catdude33 on September 11, 2008, 12:41:03 PM
Quote from: pissclams on September 11, 2008, 12:22:41 PM
let's pretend we all live in the same city and we're all on the same team


Is this two hand touch?  I bruise like a peach.
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: cyclist on September 11, 2008, 02:01:06 PM
Quote from: catdude33 on September 11, 2008, 12:41:03 PM
Quote from: pissclams on September 11, 2008, 12:22:41 PM
let's pretend we all live in the same city and we're all on the same team


Is this two hand touch?  I bruise like a peach.

FP, TC, etc...

;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: cas on September 11, 2008, 03:53:22 PM
I would hope pc has a very "calloused" and "confirmed" team.
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: pissclams on September 11, 2008, 04:09:25 PM
problem is i know very little about football other than what i watch on tv.  i think i'd prob have to just use the plays corso suggests.  :confused:
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: ew2x4 on September 11, 2008, 04:25:04 PM
Excellent choice for coordinator.
Title: Re: If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 11, 2008, 09:08:25 PM
The Packers/Vikings/Cardinals offense from Tecmo.  Reverses. Fake Reverses. Reverse Passes.  A lot of them.