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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: TheShocker on August 29, 2008, 04:41:49 PM
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When I went to Scholtskzyies (sp?) earlier today I stood in line behind this chick that was approx. 5'6" or so and probably weighed around 190-200 lbs but all the fat was in her stomach, face, and legs. Her butt was completely flat like she had literally laughed her ass off and her chest was equally flat. Yet there was her stomach, all huge and blubbery and her legs were like tree trunks. It was really bizarre. I mean as a woman, could you get a worse draw in life? Nothing is worse than being a fat chick, but at least some perverts and black people like the big boobs and/or tank ass that is usually associated with fatness but she doesn't even have that going for her. I probably should have done the world a favor and sterilized her right then and there to prevent her unfortunate genes from spreading but I really don't think she'll be procreating anytime soon anyway.
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Schlotsky's is pretty much heaven. I really miss that place. :lick:
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heres the thing about fat chicks.
they are like a third world country..but with a lot of food. (obviously). most of the fatties that grace my view are just blobs of goo with hair and a pair of eyes. typically they are wearing some kind of new material that makes everything look like a moose knuckle.
fat chicks are born without T&A. its stitched in their DNA all the way back to the early days. just like an airman or some hero in the army, they have to earn their stripes (boobs and ass) by shoving fried things in their mouths.
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So when you asked for her number did she give it to you or not?
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some people are just cursed
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Preachin to the choir dude.
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Anyone remember when Fatty Fat Fat used to work there? Pretty much a dream job imo :love: :love:. Well except for the whole there being dead whole animals in the walkin, but besides that :love: :love:.
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When I went to Scholtskzyies.
The one by new way?