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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: KansasForever on August 24, 2008, 06:15:52 PM
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who graduated from K-State and are hard core KSU fans. He grew up in Lawrence and she's from Lenexa. Total upper middle class suburbanites to the core. The problem is because they went to K-State they think they are somehow rural.
So they go all Rousseau and buy a farm and move out into the country. Of course they have no clue what they are doing. They buy a bunch of chickens, I guess because they assume that's what good K-State farmers do. Unfortunately, they've never actually lived out in the country, didn't lock up the chicken coop, and the coyotes completely ravaged them in the course of a night. Chicken carcasses and feathers everywhere. So a few dozen chickens later, they finally figure out they have to secure the coop.
Anyway, the wife works with my wife, so every now and then I get to hear these stories of these lifetime suburbanites bumbling through country life. Since I actually did grow up in the country, I have to LMAO off at them from time to time.
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What's your point?
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That people who think they're something they're not to live out a preconceived stereotype of who they think they are/want to be are funny.
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So long as they're enjoying themselves more power to 'em.
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More power to the coyotes, too then.
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holy crap awesome story
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More power to the coyotes, too then.
Coyotes are usually skinny pathetic looking little things, it's nice that your friends are fattening theirs up.
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lifetime suburbanites bumbling through country life.
(http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/326/037/41/greenacres1.jpg)
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keep us posted on more of these gut busters
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That people who think they're something they're not to live out a preconceived stereotype of who they think they are/want to be are funny.
Interesting.....and your a ku fan, soooooooo yeah I'm not disagreeing with you but I just find it interesting being a KC transplant and observing my clients and their university loyalties. I would say there are fewer KSU city folk trying to be humble or rural than solid middle class ku folk acting elite and superior( which is essentially the heart and soul of Johnson County, hell the fact that I had to learn to differentiate people by county speaks volumes).
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give me my 20 seconds back
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Sounds like most ku fans I know who attempted to be football fans last fall. Pretty funny listening to them try and talk college football and watch them try to conduct a tailgate or an all day drinking binge.
If this dude is really EMAW, he will get a few tough dogs to kill the coyotes or get a spotlight and a 30-30. problems solved.
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I would use poison chickens to kill the coyotes. Also, landmines. And this thread sucks.
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:runaway: what? no free range chickens! Peta should be called asap
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I think coyotes are cute. I would make them my pets and train them to protect the chickens. Also I would train them to catch frisbees.
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chickens breed like rabbits. anyone who doesn't leave some out for the local mesopreds. is a dick.
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LOL.
Some pretty defensive people here. Nothing says awesome like people taking the time to tell you how irrelevant your thread is.
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So long as they're enjoying themselves more power to 'em.
That sounds pretty liberal. :eek:
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LOL.
Some pretty defensive people here. Nothing says awesome like people taking the time to tell you how irrelevant your thread is.
Where did anyone say it was "irrelevant"
you make the chicken raising KSU grads look like geniuses.
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I think coyotes are cute. I would make them my pets and train them to protect the chickens. Also I would train them to catch frisbees.
Couldn't agree more.
Maybe "helper coyotes?" You know, for blind kids and stuff.
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I think coyotes are cute. I would make them my pets and train them to protect the chickens. Also I would train them to catch frisbees.
Couldn't agree more.
Maybe "helper coyotes?" You know, for blind kids and stuff.
You are confusing coyotes for the north american red fox or possibly a timber wolf.
coyotes = :yuck:
red foxes = :lick:
timber wolf = :jeffy:
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chickens breed like rabbits. anyone who doesn't leave some out for the local mesopreds. is a dick.
You could eat their eggs.
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So long as they're enjoying themselves, spending their own money, and receiving no government handsouts more power to 'em.
That sounds pretty liberal. :eek:
Better? :popcorn: :billypopcorn: :eyeseeyou:
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So long as they're enjoying themselves, spending their own money, receiving no government handsouts, not prohibiting other's rights to marry, not forcing the display and oration of worship materials from a particular religious sect in public institutions on others, not circumventing other civil liberties' with fabricated executive privileges, and refraining from invading sovereign nations under false pretenses more power to 'em.
That sounds pretty liberal. :eek:
Better? :popcorn: :billypopcorn: :eyeseeyou:
Better....now. :beerchug:
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chickens breed like rabbits. anyone who doesn't leave some out for the local mesopreds. is a dick.
You could eat their eggs.
sounds good on paper. would never work in practice though.