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Title: sharks
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2008, 09:57:28 AM
very scary imo, call it the jaws effect, if you will.  not sure I could really feel comfortable in the warm waters off the california coast line.

bull sharks, whites, HAMMERHEADS, there's a myriad of different kinds but they all share one common thing - an insatiable appetite for human blood.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: catdude33 on August 18, 2008, 10:24:10 AM
If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: steve dave on August 18, 2008, 10:30:25 AM
They have Tiger Sharks in Hawaii  :ohno:  I would forget about them and swin out there and the very instant I thought "tiger shark" I was swimming back at full speed like a wounded delicious seal  :ohno:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on August 18, 2008, 10:41:54 AM
barracudas make me  :ohno:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: steve dave on August 18, 2008, 10:43:58 AM
barracudas make me  :ohno:

pffssst  :rolleyes:  Barrapussyfishoflameness more like it. 
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: jeffy on August 18, 2008, 11:07:05 AM
Jellyfish.  Yikes!
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: cas on August 18, 2008, 11:43:12 AM
very scary imo, call it the jaws effect, if you will.  not sure I could really feel comfortable in the warm waters off the california coast line.

bull sharks, whites, HAMMERHEADS, there's a myriad of different kinds but they all share one common thing - an insatiable appetite for human blood.

QFT. Terrified.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: asava on August 18, 2008, 12:06:55 PM
i've caught a hammerhead fishing once. not so bad. tigers and bull sharks scare me probably the most. aside from the Great White.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2008, 01:12:11 PM
If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.

not sure if that's practical, think about how hard it would be to punch it in the eye after he chews off both arms and both legs
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: Rick Daris on August 18, 2008, 01:29:19 PM
They have Tiger Sharks in Hawaii  :ohno:  I would forget about them and swin out there and the very instant I thought "tiger shark" I was swimming back at full speed like a wounded delicious seal  :ohno:

I LMAO at animals like the "Tiger Shark". It's like..."What are you a tiger or a shark? I bet you don't even know the difference you stupid shark!!!" "

"Hey doodz! I'm a Cat Dog Spider Cow, do you like wanna come hang out with me and the Tiger Shark?"

Buy a freaking clue Tiger Shark. Stick with one animal name in your name. Way too confusing for regular folks.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2008, 01:40:05 PM
wow. the internet tough guy has arrived.  fwiw, the tiger shark may be easily identified due to its dark stripes which are similar to a tiger pattern.  it's not called tiger shark because it is a combo shark and tiger.  dumbass.   

:users:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: catdude33 on August 18, 2008, 01:49:05 PM
If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.

not sure if that's practical, think about how hard it would be to punch it in the eye after he chews off both arms and both legs

They said the myth was "plausible" not "confirmed."  So it may work or it may not.  Remember its just "plausible", which in case you don't know is one step below "confirmed." 

(http://images.cafepress.com/image/21455673_125x125.jpg)

Title: Re: sharks
Post by: Rick Daris on August 18, 2008, 02:02:27 PM
wow. the internet tough guy has arrived.  fwiw, the tiger shark may be easily identified due to its dark stripes which are similar to a tiger pattern.  it's not called tiger shark because it is a combo shark and tiger.  dumbass.   

:users:

Maybe you could change your name to SharkapediaClams with info like this. Then you, tiger shark and cat dog spider cow could all hang out and make fun of the loser animals with only one animal name in their name like the Blue Whale or the Siamese Cat.  :beerchug:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: Brock Landers on August 18, 2008, 02:06:43 PM
Jeez lots of dummies on the board today.  The Tiger Shark is simply the adult version of a Cat Fish.  but as we all know, a tiger can't survive under water for very long so it occasionally has to roam on land to get oxygen.  Kind of like how a mudskipper rolls.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2008, 02:24:23 PM
wow. the internet tough guy has arrived.  fwiw, the tiger shark may be easily identified due to its dark stripes which are similar to a tiger pattern.  it's not called tiger shark because it is a combo shark and tiger.  dumbass.   

:users:

Maybe you could change your name to SharkapediaClams with info like this. Then you, tiger shark and cat dog spider cow could all hang out and make fun of the loser animals with only one animal name in their name like the Blue Whale or the Siamese Cat.  :beerchug:

wow, maybe you should change your name to Loser Fag.   At least there is such a thing (RD) as Loser Fag, no such thing as a SharkzapediaClams, so why would i change my name to something that isn't even real?  Duh, listen man, what is this, amateur hour?  sorry for pwning your face so hard in this post, maybe next time i'll make you wear a seatbelt before posting, it might be safer. GMAFB GO KATSZ!
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2008, 02:24:59 PM
Jeez lots of dummies on the board today.  The Tiger Shark is simply the adult version of a Cat Fish.  but as we all know, a tiger can't survive under water for very long so it occasionally has to roam on land to get oxygen.  Kind of like how a mudskipper rolls.

fyp holmes
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: Rick Daris on August 18, 2008, 02:54:28 PM
wow. the internet tough guy has arrived.  fwiw, the tiger shark may be easily identified due to its dark stripes which are similar to a tiger pattern.  it's not called tiger shark because it is a combo shark and tiger.  dumbass.   

:users:

Maybe you could change your name to SharkapediaClams with info like this. Then you, tiger shark and cat dog spider cow could all hang out and make fun of the loser animals with only one animal name in their name like the Blue Whale or the Siamese Cat.  :beerchug:

wow, maybe you should change your name to Loser Fag.   At least there is such a thing (RD) as Loser Fag, no such thing as a SharkzapediaClams, so why would i change my name to something that isn't even real?  Duh, listen man, what is this, amateur hour?  sorry for pwning your face so hard in this post, maybe next time i'll make you wear a seatbelt before posting, it might be safer. GMAFB GO KATSZ!

 :lol:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: steve dave on August 18, 2008, 03:27:49 PM
GMAFB GO KATSZ!

Agreed, GMAFB
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: catdude33 on August 18, 2008, 03:34:56 PM
'clams just went through RD like a Great White through an Antarctic Fur Seal.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: steve dave on August 18, 2008, 03:41:06 PM
If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.

If tiger sharks are anything like latin women they will kick you square in the nuts the first time you try to punch them in the eye.  Let's just say I know from experience bros.  :ohno:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: catdude33 on August 18, 2008, 03:46:47 PM
If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.

If tiger sharks are anything like latin women they will kick you square in the nuts the first time you try to punch them in the eye.  Let's just say I know from experience bros.  :ohno:

Everyone knows latin women and tiger sharks are basically on opposite ends of the food chain.  This comparison reeks of GMAFB.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: steve dave on August 18, 2008, 03:47:26 PM
If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.

If tiger sharks are anything like latin women they will kick you square in the nuts the first time you try to punch them in the eye.  Let's just say I know from experience bros.  :ohno:

Everyone knows latin women and tiger sharks are basically on opposite ends of the food chain.  This comparison reeks of GMAFB.

You GMAFB!   :curse:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: TheShocker on August 18, 2008, 03:56:31 PM
I carry a taser with me at all times. Sharks are all like "Don't taze me bro!" but sometimes I do anyway just to remind them who's boss.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2008, 03:57:55 PM
I carry a taser with me at all times. Sharks are all like "Don't taze me bro!" but sometimes I do anyway just to remind them who's boss.
water tazer? sorry, no such thing.  once again the d00d from wichita lies to impress us.  my friend had a water tazer but it broke.   :'(
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: TheShocker on August 18, 2008, 04:02:04 PM
I carry a taser with me at all times. Sharks are all like "Don't taze me bro!" but sometimes I do anyway just to remind them who's boss.
water tazer? sorry, no such thing.  once again the d00d from wichita lies to impress us.  my friend had a water tazer but it broke.   :'(


Fine, don't believe me. At least carry a trident. Sharks know you mean business when they see a trident. They'll still eat your face off but at least they'll respect you.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: Rick Daris on August 18, 2008, 04:18:27 PM
I carry a taser with me at all times. Sharks are all like "Don't taze me bro!" but sometimes I do anyway just to remind them who's boss.
water tazer? sorry, no such thing.  once again the d00d from wichita lies to impress us.  my friend had a water tazer but it broke.   :'(


Fine, don't believe me. At least carry a trident. Sharks know you mean business when they see a trident. They'll still eat your face off but at least they'll respect you.

I take back all of the crap I've talked on sharks this thread. Honest to god did not know they could do this...

(http://blogs.propertyfinder.com/outthere/upload/2007/02/shark.jpg)

Title: Re: sharks
Post by: steve dave on August 18, 2008, 04:20:46 PM
I carry a taser with me at all times. Sharks are all like "Don't taze me bro!" but sometimes I do anyway just to remind them who's boss.
water tazer? sorry, no such thing.  once again the d00d from wichita lies to impress us.  my friend had a water tazer but it broke.   :'(


Fine, don't believe me. At least carry a trident. Sharks know you mean business when they see a trident. They'll still eat your face off but at least they'll respect you.

I take back all of the crap I've talked on sharks this thread. Honest to god did not know they could do this...

(http://blogs.propertyfinder.com/outthere/upload/2007/02/shark.jpg)



Did you know they could do this?
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-11/1227628/ted_nugent_small.jpg)
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: cireksu on August 18, 2008, 05:32:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4YjmwCs6H0&feature=related

 :ohno:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: Lurker on August 18, 2008, 06:05:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc&feature=related
 :lol:
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: jeffy on August 18, 2008, 06:36:40 PM
If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.

not sure if that's practical, think about how hard it would be to punch it in the eye after he chews off both arms and both legs

Simple.... like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

Title: Re: sharks
Post by: pissclams on August 18, 2008, 08:32:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4YjmwCs6H0&feature=related

 :ohno:

 :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc&feature=related
 :lol:
d00dz, that's fake don't worry bout it

If you are ever in the clutches of a sharks jaws all you have to do is punch it in the eye and you'll be ok.  Mythbusters did a thing on it.  So, no need to worry ok.

not sure if that's practical, think about how hard it would be to punch it in the eye after he chews off both arms and both legs

Simple.... like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno


i need to re-rent that, it's been too long since i've watched it.
Title: Re: sharks
Post by: jeffy on August 18, 2008, 08:51:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4YjmwCs6H0&feature=related

 :ohno:

While occasionally Great Whites breach in various places around the world, most of them occur off the coast of South Africa.  (One of the many things I learned during shark week)

In other words, you may get gobbled up, but it won't make for a dramatic exit.  It would more than likely be like this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfGvwCiaXTI&feature=related