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Title: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: pissclams on August 14, 2008, 04:17:18 PM

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Report: USC dealing with jock itch outbreak (http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8450384/Report:-USC-dealing-with-jock-itch-outbreak)

It's not as serious as, say, starting quarterback Mark Sanchez's dislocated kneecap, but the USC Trojans are suffering a new rash of injuries.

According to a report in the Los Angeles Times, as much as 25% of the team has been affected by a run of tinea cruris, known more colloquially as "jock itch."

Head coach Pete Carroll told the Times he'd never seen anything like the current outbreak and pointed a finger at new compression shorts the team has been wearing underneath their football pants.

"We've had to adjust to some new equipment that we're wearing that didn't work out right," Carroll said. "It's funny how that happened."

You'll forgive tailback Joe McKnight and wide receiver Travon Patterson if they aren't laughing. Both were unable to practice Wednesday because of the severity of the irritation.

"It burns," Patterson said.

"Sometimes they can't walk," said tailback Stafon Johnson. "I don't know what it is, but I'm staying away from it."

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Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 14, 2008, 04:19:29 PM

Holy crap, docstalksmith aka The Gazer won't leave his computer for a week thinking about that "equipment adjustment".

Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: willie83 on August 14, 2008, 04:27:30 PM

Could some of the ku guys here explain to us how that type of cross contamination could occure in an all male environment?

Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: da govna on August 14, 2008, 04:32:49 PM

actually it was from the train the trojans were were running on a cheerleader. The Gayjocks wouldnt know anything about that.

Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: opcat on August 14, 2008, 05:06:02 PM

Those dumbasses complain to the media instead of buying some f-ing spray first.

Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: FHSU92 on August 14, 2008, 05:14:18 PM

Quote from: da govna on August 14, 2008, 04:32:49 PM

actually it was from the train the trojans were were running on a cheerleader. The Gayjocks wouldnt know anything about that.

When you take a dip in unknown waters, you might get bitten' by a crab now and then.

Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: vanro03 on August 14, 2008, 05:28:14 PM

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Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: FBWillie on August 14, 2008, 05:30:54 PM

I've heard a sure fire way to get rid of it is soaking the "infected area" in listerine mouth wash...   Been wanting to test it out, but not badly enough to seek out getting jock itch.  Someone try that and let me know how it works out.   Watch the dick hole though, I imagine that would burn.

Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: steve dave on August 14, 2008, 05:52:44 PM

Quote from: FBWillie on August 14, 2008, 05:30:54 PM

I've heard a sure fire way to get rid of it is soaking the "infected area" in listerine mouth wash

Cutting the whole infected area off with a pocket knife would also work and feel about the same imo.   :eek:  I can't even hold Listerine in my mouth for more than 15 seconds without crying.

Title: Re: K-State Rival Has "The Itch"
Post by: opcat on August 14, 2008, 06:07:24 PM

wikipedia is your buddy.

goog -> jock itch