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Title: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 02, 2008, 02:27:57 AM
I was inspired by a thread dedicated to Friends to start this one.  Ironic, considering Friends was inspired (see: complete ripoff) of Seinfeld, but whatevs.  The quotes of course are too numerous and awesome to only pick one as the favorite, so here's A favorite.

1.  Jerry: Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.
     Newman: Uh.....yes I would.....I....LOVE broccoli.
    *takes bite*
     VILE WEED!!!!!!!!!!!

2.  Favorite episode: when Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set and Jerry drugs his girlfriend to play with her toys.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: cireksu on July 02, 2008, 06:38:43 AM
Kramer "There sure are a lot of Puerto Ricans out here"

Guy driving the car that Kramer hopped into mistakenly "Well, it is OUR day"


Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 02, 2008, 09:08:03 AM
"But I don't wanna be a pirate!!"
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: catdude33 on July 02, 2008, 09:44:06 AM
guy: hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp.

George:  Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

guy:  Well, that's ok because you're their #1 best seller.

George:  Oh yeah! Well, I had sex with your wife!

other guy:  (whispers) his wife's in a coma.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 02, 2008, 11:35:04 AM
Don't forget to include favorite episodes.  We can't seriously let the Friends thread have 5x as many posts as this one, can we?
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: catdude33 on July 02, 2008, 11:39:08 AM
Fav. epi is when they are at the body shop and George thinks the mechanic stole his twix so he sets up a candy lineup.  Its gold jerry, gold.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 02, 2008, 12:04:52 PM
"Hey Mickey, free can-day!"

And the whole exchange that ends in "Koko, that chimp's all right.  High five," is absolutely incredible.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: rundown87 on July 02, 2008, 12:10:21 PM
"HHEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Talking Bellybutton
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: jmlynch1 on July 02, 2008, 12:12:28 PM
The two that stand out in my mind are:

George explaining why Kramer doesn't need to go to a fantasy camp.

There had to be a second spitter.

One of my favorite episodes is the backwards episode when they go to the bra-less wonder's wedding in India.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: waks on July 02, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
The Contest
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: CatsNShocks on July 02, 2008, 03:27:46 PM
Paraphrase:
Elaine to Jerry: So you chose the soup over (insert girlfriends name)?

Jerry: Have you tasted the soup?

Elaine: (nodding) Yeah, you made the right choice.


There are countless lines that should be quoted on a daily basis. IMHO.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 02, 2008, 04:40:03 PM
The Contest is great, but it's too cliche. 

Chocolate Elegance: what's the quote from the Jerry/George fantasy camp exchange?  I can't remember.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: cireksu on July 02, 2008, 07:24:57 PM
the shrinkage epi.

cashmere sweater epi

kenny rodgers epi
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: waks on July 02, 2008, 07:38:09 PM
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on July 02, 2008, 04:40:03 PM
The Contest is great, but it's too cliche. 

Chocolate Elegance: what's the quote from the Jerry/George fantasy camp exchange?  I can't remember.
"The Deal" is a good one as well.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 02, 2008, 08:22:04 PM
the parking garage one because I  :love: :love: parking garages
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: pwrcat1 on July 02, 2008, 08:31:29 PM
"I was scratching my nose!!!!"
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: ERA7777 on July 03, 2008, 12:21:35 PM
George - "I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself.  If those kind of superficialities are important to you, this probably isn't gonna work."

The whole clip is great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjXUgxR4Z10&feature=related
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: jmlynch1 on July 03, 2008, 03:46:15 PM
George:

"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: kstate16 on July 03, 2008, 05:13:00 PM
The one where they see Joe Dimaggio at the diner. 

kramer bangs on the table and yelps to get his attention, but to no avail. i dont care if hes racist, that dude is f*cking hilarious.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: ChicagoCat on July 04, 2008, 09:35:35 PM
The library bookman episode.

Kramer not talking and writing his line for the ziggy.
"My wife's a slut"
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: cireksu on July 04, 2008, 10:21:34 PM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on July 02, 2008, 08:22:04 PM
the parking garage one because I  :love: :love: parking garages

wierd, they make me uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: catdude33 on July 05, 2008, 11:31:56 PM
Quote from: ChicagoCat on July 04, 2008, 09:35:35 PM
The library bookman episode.

QFT.
Title: Re: Favorite Seinfeld Lines and Episodes?
Post by: RU4KSU2 on July 06, 2008, 11:15:00 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that!