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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: jeffy on June 30, 2008, 02:23:18 PM

Title: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: jeffy on June 30, 2008, 02:23:18 PM

There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest
Thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'



...and that's when the fight started...

Title: Re: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: cas on June 30, 2008, 02:26:01 PM

This thread is off to a solid start.

Like how short was the dwarf? Like 4'8? Was he scary looking?? Have goofing looking ears, eyes??

Title: Re: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: Kat Kid on June 30, 2008, 02:26:34 PM

did he call the cops?

Title: Re: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: jeffy on June 30, 2008, 02:29:15 PM

While he was screaming and yelling at me, he blabbered something about a sex tape.

Title: Re: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: KSt8er on June 30, 2008, 03:30:40 PM

Quote from: jeffy on June 30, 2008, 02:23:18 PM

There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest
Thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'



...and that's when the fight started...

 :rofl:

Title: Re: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: CatsNShocks on June 30, 2008, 04:28:10 PM

Quote from: KSt8er on June 30, 2008, 03:30:40 PM

Quote from: jeffy on June 30, 2008, 02:23:18 PM

There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest
Thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'



...and that's when the fight started...

 :rofl:

 :D :D
Good stuff. Not so sure csourk & KK got it though...

Title: Re: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: cas on June 30, 2008, 05:56:43 PM

I got it now.

Pretty good stuff.

Would be cool if you actually did rear end the elf.

Title: Re: Coming to work sucked this morning....
Post by: cireksu on June 30, 2008, 08:21:45 PM

after the southpark epi with the dwarf motivational speaker, everytime i see one I have to walk the other way for fear of laughing hysterically.