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Title: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: ksu4tc on June 26, 2008, 11:56:16 AM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/ (http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/)

From Wizard of Odds: Kansas' No. 1 fan is getting married. White Owl... and former Jayhawk student Julia Lee are planning to tie the knot. White Owl is 61, Lee 22. Fans have long known the wise, old Owl for his vocal support of the Jayhawks, rhythmic dancing and criticisms of the Vietnam War. Given that he knows how to put on the all moves, it was only a matter of time before White Owl found a mate. But Lee's family is not happy about the daughter running off and getting married. "They are still kind of struggling with this," Lee said. "My dad wants to meet with a third party so we can communicate about this. He wants to meet with me, my mom and a preacher to sort some of this stuff out.

(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/06/25/x-20080625153545718.jpg)

(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/06/25/x-20080625153658796.jpg)
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: ECN on June 26, 2008, 11:58:20 AM
god. i bet she doesnt shave anything. ew.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: Kat Kid on June 26, 2008, 11:58:48 AM
KATPAK MILITIA ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on June 26, 2008, 12:00:08 PM
Only in lawrence.

Ungly 22 year olds are everywhere.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on June 26, 2008, 12:05:35 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/ (http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/)

 But Lee's family is not happy about the daughter running off and getting married. "They are still kind of struggling with this," Lee said.
(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/06/25/x-20080625153545718.jpg)

(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/06/25/x-20080625153658796.jpg)

I bet he isn't happy.

If I had a daughter I'd be totally  :chainsaw: and  :curse:
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on June 26, 2008, 12:14:24 PM
 :lol: - she just wants him for the senior discounts.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: wes mantooth on June 26, 2008, 12:21:01 PM
I bet this old, dirty hippie doesn't know a damn thing about football.  Funny how I never heard of him until this season, I bet he's never been to a road game, he probably doesn't even have a car.  So to compare him to Robert does a great disservice to Robert.  Robert is legendary, while this dirtball couldn't carry Weird Robert's foam finger.

But, sorry, to answer your question, yes Weird Robert could bag a 22 year old.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: KSU176 on June 26, 2008, 12:25:16 PM
Robert is legendary, while this dirtball couldn't carry Weird Robert's foam finger.

AMEN!
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: Iceberg on June 26, 2008, 12:28:42 PM
Weird Robert has been overseas to watch KSU football. White Owl can't say that!
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: wes mantooth on June 26, 2008, 12:41:43 PM
If Weird Robert really wanted a 22 year old, I'm pretty confident he could get someone better looking than this snaggletooth.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: pissclams on June 26, 2008, 12:48:06 PM
I bet this old, dirty hippie doesn't know a damn thing about football.  Funny how I never heard of him until this season, I bet he's never been to a road game...

sounds just like every "ku football fan"   :lol:
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: Kat Kid on June 26, 2008, 01:10:46 PM
I bet this old, dirty hippie doesn't know a damn thing about football.  Funny how I never heard of him until this season, I bet he's never been to a road game...

sounds just like every "ku football fan"   :lol:

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: GoodForAnother on June 26, 2008, 01:15:00 PM
We have nothing on this.

(http://media.kansan.com/img/photos/2008/06/13/White_Owl_engagement_1_web.jpg)
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: opcat on June 26, 2008, 01:17:59 PM
That bitch is f***ked in the head.

Parents probably join in.  :cyclist:
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: wes mantooth on June 26, 2008, 01:21:16 PM
We have nothing on this.

(http://media.kansan.com/img/photos/2008/06/13/White_Owl_engagement_1_web.jpg)

Lot of freaks in that town.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: ChicagoCat on June 26, 2008, 01:36:55 PM
I would like to see Weird Robert pick up a 22 year old.  I've seen him "hitting on" random college girls at a baseball game.  They were unaware of the fact that they should be so lucky as to drop their panties for him.  I put hitting on in quotes because he might of just been talking, hard to say if he would've taken them home.

And the girls Robert was talking to were much hotter than Ms. Hippie Chipmunk cheeks.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: steve dave on June 26, 2008, 01:42:41 PM
At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: wes mantooth on June 26, 2008, 01:46:59 PM
At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

It's official, you are my hero.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: FelixRex on June 26, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

He did the exact same thing to fatdamon. Begged some chicken off his tailgate grill, put it in a plastic bag, and walked away.

P-I-M-P 
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: MOKSUAZ on June 26, 2008, 01:54:32 PM
At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

question is, did you get the same thing the second time you ordered.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: steve dave on June 26, 2008, 01:57:30 PM
At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

question is, did you get the same thing the second time you ordered.

Yes...it looked good
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: cas on June 26, 2008, 01:58:24 PM
We have nothing on this.

(http://media.kansan.com/img/photos/2008/06/13/White_Owl_engagement_1_web.jpg)

That broad is ugly.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: MOKSUAZ on June 26, 2008, 01:59:13 PM
We have nothing on this.

(http://media.kansan.com/img/photos/2008/06/13/White_Owl_engagement_1_web.jpg)

That broad is ugly.

she's got the Tibs lazy eye thing going on.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: FelixRex on June 26, 2008, 02:09:34 PM
So, when she's 30, he'll be like (just a minute...let me do the math) dead.

If I was the dad, I'd just drink heavily for a few years and let this problem resolve itself.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: opcat on June 26, 2008, 02:11:21 PM
You look like that when a concrete block falls on your head.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: wes mantooth on June 26, 2008, 02:22:04 PM
Atleast if dad draws Owl's name in the Christmas drawing, he'll have some pretty good ideas of what to get him.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on June 26, 2008, 02:33:57 PM
Atleast if dad draws Owl's name in the Christmas drawing, he'll have some pretty good ideas of what to get him.
Can you imagine what the coversation at Thanksgiving will be like?
Owls MIL; Owl, are those the same rainbow socks you've been wearing for the last 3 days?
Owl; Drumbstick
Owls FIL: Owl, we'd appreciate it if you'd keep your hands off our daughters junk during dinner.
Owl; Taters
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: wes mantooth on June 26, 2008, 02:37:19 PM
Atleast if dad draws Owl's name in the Christmas drawing, he'll have some pretty good ideas of what to get him.
Can you imagine what the coversation at Thanksgiving will be like?
Owls MIL; Owl, are those the same rainbow socks you've been wearing for the last 3 days?
Owl; Drumbstick
Owls FIL: Owl, we'd appreciate it if you'd keep your hands off our daughters junk during dinner.
Owl; Taters


MIL:  So daughter, how's your first job search coming?
Daughter:  I'm saving the earth, sleeping with hippies, etc...
HIL:  So Owl, how's retirement.
Owl:  Wut?
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: doom on June 26, 2008, 02:38:05 PM
But if you wanted to bang Santa and Jerry Garcia all in one stop then this chick would have it made.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on June 26, 2008, 02:45:17 PM

[/quote]
MIL:  So daughter, how's your first job search coming?
Daughter:  I'm saving the earth, sleeping with hippies, etc...
HIL:  So Owl, how's retirement.
Owl:  Wut?
[/quote]
 :lol: :lol: (ftp://:lol: :lol:)
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on June 26, 2008, 03:29:34 PM
Atleast if dad draws Owl's name in the Christmas drawing, he'll have some pretty good ideas of what to get him.
Can you imagine what the coversation at Thanksgiving will be like?
Owls MIL; Owl, are those the same rainbow socks you've been wearing for the last 3 days?
Owl; Drumbstick
Owls FIL: Owl, we'd appreciate it if you'd keep your hands off our daughters junk during dinner.
Owl; Taters

"taters" is under used IMO.
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: Dr. Funke on June 26, 2008, 04:47:33 PM
At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

have you seen him eat potatoes? 

**SPOILER ALERT**

HE EATS THEM LIKE APPLES!  IT'S LIKE MAGIC!
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: Fedor on June 26, 2008, 07:24:01 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/ (http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/)

From Wizard of Odds: Kansas' No. 1 fan is getting married. White Owl... and former Jayhawk student Julia Lee are planning to tie the knot. White Owl is 61, Lee 22. Fans have long known the wise, old Owl for his vocal support of the Jayhawks, rhythmic dancing and criticisms of the Vietnam War. Given that he knows how to put on the all moves, it was only a matter of time before White Owl found a mate. But Lee's family is not happy about the daughter running off and getting married. "They are still kind of struggling with this," Lee said. "My dad wants to meet with a third party so we can communicate about this. He wants to meet with me, my mom and a preacher to sort some of this stuff out.

(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/06/25/x-20080625153545718.jpg)

(http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/06/25/x-20080625153658796.jpg)

At least he knows how to stay relevant...
Title: Re: Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?
Post by: Weird Roberts foam finger on June 30, 2008, 12:55:09 PM
Chick looks like Marty Feldman, imo.

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m276/goldengod_01/MartyFeldman.jpg)