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Title: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: catdude33 on June 23, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
I love Miracle Whip.  It really does have a tangy zip that separates it from mayo.  I wish they had Miracle Whip at subway and other sandwich shops.  Thoughts?
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Post by: cas on June 23, 2008, 03:38:00 PM
Mayo.
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Post by: steve dave on June 23, 2008, 03:39:46 PM
Mayo.  MW is sweet and that makes it disgusting.
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Post by: pissclams on June 23, 2008, 03:52:46 PM
Mayo.  MW is sweet and that makes it disgusting.
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Post by: pissclams on June 23, 2008, 03:53:21 PM
it's safe to say i actually hate MW and, it's fracking gross
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Post by: michigancat on June 23, 2008, 03:56:25 PM
There's a difference? :boxing:
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Post by: ECN on June 23, 2008, 04:02:10 PM
i can eat mayo by the spoonful.

'miracle' whip..not so much.
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Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 23, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
Oh god, mayo for sure.
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Post by: catdude33 on June 23, 2008, 04:10:07 PM
WHAT ABOUT THE TANGY ZIP!!!  This is just unbelievable.
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Post by: KSt8er on June 23, 2008, 04:13:16 PM
I can help, but only slightly.  There are a few sammiches that I like with MW, like egg, but if its a meaty derivitive I go mayo.  Sometimes I switch them up just to change my bland azz diet.
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: Rick Daris on June 23, 2008, 04:18:07 PM
I can help, but only slightly.  There are a few sammiches that I like with MW, like egg, but if its a meaty derivitive I go mayo.  Sometimes I switch them up just to change my bland azz diet.

maybe you could also mix them together for a third variety?

Also, I agree about the MW and egg sandwich thing.
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Post by: Pett on June 23, 2008, 04:20:09 PM
I cant taste the difference to be brutally honest.
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Post by: yosh on June 23, 2008, 04:28:43 PM
Musturd.

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Post by: Brock Landers on June 23, 2008, 05:03:56 PM
Anyone who can't tell the difference in taste between delicious, tangy Miracle Whip and plain ordinary mayo must have had their taste buds detroyed during a freak Chipotle-eating session.

There is no comparison.
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on June 23, 2008, 05:06:50 PM
MW + mushroom soup + cubed chicken breasts over rice =  :lick:
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Post by: steve dave on June 23, 2008, 05:12:24 PM
MW + mushroom soup + cubed chicken breasts over rice =  :lick:

MW = Gross

Mushroom soup = Gross

Chicken (non buffalo flavored) = Gross

Rice = A waste of my time

 :yuck:
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: Pete on June 23, 2008, 08:20:11 PM
Anyone who can't tell the difference in taste between delicious, tangy Miracle Whip and plain ordinary mayo must have had their taste buds detroyed during a freak Chipotle-eating session.

There is no comparison.

I tend to agree, though I love Mayo.  After Pulp Fiction came out, I went on about a 6 month streak where I always dipped my fries in mayo....particularly burger king fries.  Now, this may have had some correlation with the fact that I regularly purchased BK after drinking.

Those who don't like either mayo or MW seem odd to me.  They are like those people who eat salads with no dressing.  Just strange and unnatural.  Ask yourself, what would jesus do. That's right, eat the &@#%ing mayo.
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Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on June 23, 2008, 08:31:10 PM
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red.  I like miracle whip on my wonder bread.
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Post by: cyclist on June 23, 2008, 08:38:21 PM
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red.  I like miracle whip on my wonder bread.

BLT's with MW.  Then finish it off with a Moon Pie and an RC !

(http://secure.woodgroupinc.com/moonpie/images/home%20acc/RCTray.jpg)

:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: Rick Daris on June 23, 2008, 08:47:42 PM
Anyone who can't tell the difference in taste between delicious, tangy Miracle Whip and plain ordinary mayo must have had their taste buds detroyed during a freak Chipotle-eating session.

There is no comparison.

I tend to agree, though I love Mayo.  After Pulp Fiction came out, I went on about a 6 month streak where I always dipped my fries in mayo....particularly burger king fries.  Now, this may have had some correlation with the fact that I regularly purchased BK after drinking.

Those who don't like either mayo or MW seem odd to me.  They are like those people who eat salads with no dressing.  Just strange and unnatural.  Ask yourself, what would jesus do. That's right, eat the fracking mayo.

Really? 2fers with mayo and not ranch  :confused:
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Post by: highway61 on June 23, 2008, 09:15:04 PM
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Rice = A waste of my time

 :yuck:
I'm not trying to disrespect you SD, but you're way wrong about the rice.  Rice is one of the most underappreciated foods in the world.  The genius of rice is that it acts as a flavor sponge, soaking up whatever delicious flavors it is cooked with and disguising itsself as that flavor.

Think about it, jambalaya, mexican rice, paella, red beans and rice, dirty rice, thai fried rice, etouffee, chinese fried rice (I mean the spicy authentic kind, not what you would get at an American Chinese food restaurant).  All of the most delicious meals in the world, from every corner in the world, all made with the same basic ingrediant.  Yet, they all taste completly different.

As if that weren't enough to convince you that rice is not a waste of your time, consider this:  Rice is the staple food for most of the worlds poor people.  It provides the basic substance needed to keep the worlds population alive cheaper than any other food.  Maybe rice is a waste of your time, SD, but it is certainly not a waste of mine.
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on June 23, 2008, 10:21:46 PM
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Rice = A waste of my time

 :yuck:
I'm not trying to disrespect you SD, but you're way wrong about the rice.  Rice is one of the most underappreciated foods in the world.  The genius of rice is that it acts as a flavor sponge, soaking up whatever delicious flavors it is cooked with and disguising itsself as that flavor.

Think about it, jambalaya, mexican rice, paella, red beans and rice, dirty rice, thai fried rice, etouffee, chinese fried rice (I mean the spicy authentic kind, not what you would get at an American Chinese food restaurant).  All of the most delicious meals in the world, from every corner in the world, all made with the same basic ingrediant.  Yet, they all taste completly differently.

As if that weren't enough to convince you that rice is not a waste of your time, consider this:  Rice is the staple food for most of the worlds poor people.  It provides the basic substance needed to keep the worlds population alive cheaper than any other food.  Maybe rice is a waste of your time, SD, but it is certainly not a waste of mine.


one word: sake :cheers:
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: Pete on June 23, 2008, 11:01:31 PM
Anyone who can't tell the difference in taste between delicious, tangy Miracle Whip and plain ordinary mayo must have had their taste buds detroyed during a freak Chipotle-eating session.

There is no comparison.

I tend to agree, though I love Mayo.  After Pulp Fiction came out, I went on about a 6 month streak where I always dipped my fries in mayo....particularly burger king fries.  Now, this may have had some correlation with the fact that I regularly purchased BK after drinking.

Those who don't like either mayo or MW seem odd to me.  They are like those people who eat salads with no dressing.  Just strange and unnatural.  Ask yourself, what would jesus do. That's right, eat the fracking mayo.

Really? 2fers with mayo and not ranch  :confused:

Denning's choice.  He roped me in.  I am haunted by it to this day.
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: steve dave on June 24, 2008, 07:42:48 AM
I good change of pace for this thread is to add in the fact that Ranch dressing is the most disgusting of the dressings/toppings.   :yuck:
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: Rick Daris on June 24, 2008, 07:46:10 AM
I good change of pace for this thread is to add in the fact that Ranch dressing is the most disgusting of the dressings/toppings.   :yuck:

 :nono:
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: steve dave on June 24, 2008, 07:47:46 AM
I good change of pace for this thread is to add in the fact that Ranch dressing is the most disgusting of the dressings/toppings.   :yuck:

 :nono:

I would rather eat my salad dry
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Post by: pissclams on June 24, 2008, 09:11:15 AM
take a couple pieces of bread and cover one side with mayo.
fry two eggs over easy and put a piece of cheese between the eggs.
put the eggs between the bread.
load up some crystal hot sauce on top

chow.  i eat this when i'm drunk.  greatness.   :blush:
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Post by: treysolid on June 24, 2008, 03:34:35 PM
take a couple pieces of bread and cover one side with mayo.
fry two eggs over easy and put a piece of cheese between the eggs.
put the eggs between the bread.
load up some crystal hot sauce on top

chow.  i eat this when i'm drunk.  greatness.   :blush:

i basically eat this very same meal except i toast the bread and slather it with MW

hellman's =  :yuck:
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: Saulbadguy on June 24, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
Miracle Whip on BLT
Mayo on everything else.
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Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 24, 2008, 06:52:10 PM
Miracle Whip on BLT
Mayo on everything else.

Hmmm...

I used to hate BLT's cause for the longest time we never had mayo, just miracle whip.  Then we finally got mayo, and I love BLT's now.

BTW, Happy Belated Birthday!!! :party:
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Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2008, 08:17:13 PM
I good change of pace for this thread is to add in the fact that Ranch dressing is the most disgusting of the dressings/toppings.   :yuck:

 :nono:

I would rather eat my salad dry

Plus there's lots of msg.  Mrs. 'ust' makes a good homemade ranch that I like.
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Post by: steve dave on June 24, 2008, 08:41:37 PM
Have 'rs. 'us' make a homemade italian.  ingredients  are equal parts vinegar and olive oil with a bunch of mrs. dash style seasoning of your choice.  very good and easy.
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Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2008, 08:44:05 PM
Have 'rs. 'us' make a homemade italian.  ingredients  are equal parts vinegar and olive oil with a bunch of mrs. dash style seasoning of your choice.  very good and easy.

she does that all the time.  :rolleyes:

parm. cheese + garlic = :delicious:
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Post by: sys on June 24, 2008, 09:07:15 PM
a good rule of thumb = white + liquid or semiliquid + not milk = disgusting, don't eat.
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Post by: pissclams on June 24, 2008, 09:16:48 PM
a good rule of thumb = white + liquid or semiliquid + not milk = disgusting, don't eat.
rule of thumb = there's nothing wrong with olive oil emulsified with egg yolks.  damn sys, don't you like Rouille or Aļoli?

feel like i'm babysitting a bunch of mongloids in this thread. 
Title: Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2008, 09:35:00 PM
a good rule of thumb = white + liquid or semiliquid + not milk = disgusting, don't eat.
rule of thumb = there's nothing wrong with olive oil emulsified with egg yolks.  damn sys, don't you like Rouille or Aļoli?

feel like i'm babysitting a bunch of mongloids in this thread. 

ooh, sys just got  :flamethrower:
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Post by: pissclams on June 24, 2008, 09:45:12 PM
don't mess with my mayo
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Post by: sys on June 24, 2008, 09:46:23 PM
damn sys, don't you like Rouille or Aļoli?

no.  see rule of thumb for reference.

no cilantro.  lol @ that!
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Post by: fatty fat fat on June 24, 2008, 09:57:06 PM
sys is right. mayo is terrifying.