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Title: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: Chingon on June 16, 2008, 05:03:06 PM: Today as I was walking back from racquet ball, I saw a bird in a tree. I looked at it and tried to focus on it really well (I was testing my eyes to see if I can still focus things well enough with my present glasses subscription) and it fell out of the tree dead. I ran over to it and its eyes were still open, but it didn't move (even after I tapped it with my foot).

:ohno: :ohno:
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: ECN on June 16, 2008, 05:03:59 PM: mind bullets!!
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 16, 2008, 05:19:03 PM: Have you tried it on people? Other small animals at least?
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: MOKSUAZ on June 16, 2008, 05:20:04 PM: Quote from: ksuno1stunner on June 16, 2008, 05:19:03 PM
Have you tried it on people? Other small animals at least?

ron prince?
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on June 16, 2008, 05:25:01 PM: Four eyes.
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on June 16, 2008, 05:30:58 PM: Are you Frank Martin bychance?
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: Chingon on June 16, 2008, 05:34:10 PM: I was thinking about trying it with a mirror, I don't want to harm anymore innocents...

but I am scared.
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 16, 2008, 06:14:28 PM: You must have a dangerous mind then, no pun intended (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns)!
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: mjrod on June 16, 2008, 07:12:54 PM: I think your gift is just limited to birds.

I have a similar effect on women... I look at them intently, they take their clothes off and have sex with me.
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: Chingon on June 16, 2008, 09:25:43 PM: Quote from: mjrod on June 16, 2008, 07:12:54 PM
I think your gift is just limited to birds.

I have a similar effect on women... I look at them intently, they take their clothes off and have sex with me.

I think that's more of a monetary effect.

Just when was the last time you had sex with a woman that wasn't crying or expecting payment?
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: ChicagoCat on June 16, 2008, 09:38:05 PM: Quote from: Chingon on June 16, 2008, 09:25:43 PM
Quote from: mjrod on June 16, 2008, 07:12:54 PM
I think your gift is just limited to birds.

I have a similar effect on women... I look at them intently, they take their clothes off and have sex with me.

I think that's more of a monetary effect.

Just when was the last time you had sex with a woman that wasn't crying or expecting payment?

Sex without crying is a myth
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: Pete on June 16, 2008, 09:54:42 PM: Quote from: MOKSUAZ
ron prince?

Quote from: Chingon on June 16, 2008, 05:34:10 PM
I was thinking about trying it with a mirror, I don't want to harm anymore innocents...

but I am scared.

NOT AN INNOCENT
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: pissclams on June 16, 2008, 10:45:05 PM: did you put a mirror next to the bird's nostrils? check to see if it was still breathing?

my guess? it was simply a case of oddly timed coincidence.
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: doom on June 17, 2008, 12:33:45 AM: It's not your mind. It's the glasses. You should get a new prescription for everyday uses and save your other glasses strictly for superhero duties. That way you don't set books you are trying to read ablaze or implode peoples brains simply for using good listening skills and making eye contact. But You'd also have the option of putting them back on should you need to battle Mr. Sinister.
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Post by: pwrcat1 on June 17, 2008, 01:25:30 AM: i have the same problem!!! glad to have a broseph in crime!
Title: Re: I think I killed a bird with my mind
Post by: dmartin on June 17, 2008, 08:06:31 AM: can you come here and take out a crazy bird for me. He lives in the tree I park next to and dive bombs my head every time I walk by.