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Title: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: Trim on June 06, 2008, 12:48:24 PM
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Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2008, 12:51:45 PM
I didn't even know JK lived in Manhattan.

"poked her with his finger in a rude and angry manner"  :ohno:
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: BRULL on June 06, 2008, 01:06:08 PM
http://www.k-statecats.com/catsvb_photo_composite_2000.jpg (http://www.k-statecats.com/catsvb_photo_composite_2000.jpg)

Kelle...
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 06, 2008, 02:11:52 PM
God bless Jeff Kelly.  One of the DOD's greatest. :ksu:
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: fatty fat fat on June 06, 2008, 02:14:17 PM
I actually saw him @ dara's (kimball) during finals week @ 5:30 AM. I was buying chex mix, he was just paying for gas. We were getting in line, when we both realized we arrived at the same time.

He deferred to me.

I wanted to say something, but I didn't say something. I left not saying anything.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2008, 02:52:26 PM
God bless Jeff Kelly.  One of the DOD's greatest. :ksu:

No doubt, probably my personal fav of the LBs  :love:
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: Brock Landers on June 06, 2008, 03:27:53 PM
I actually saw him @ dara's (kimball) during finals week @ 5:30 AM. I was buying chex mix, he was just paying for gas. We were getting in line, when we both realized we arrived at the same time.

He deferred to me.

I wanted to say something, but I didn't say something. I left not saying anything.


That is definitely a brush with greatness.  Do you regret not saying anything?
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: KSUIntegrity22 on June 06, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
Jeff is a friend of mine... He's truly a great person and a terrific friend and influence on a lot of peoples lives. Hopefully this will be cleared up just fine.

Yeah he does live here, for around a year now. He did some work for KMAN last year if you recall on gamedays.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2008, 04:04:36 PM
Jeff is a friend of mine... He's truly a great person and a terrific friend and influence on a lot of peoples lives. Hopefully this will be cleared up just fine.

Yeah he does live here, for around a year now. He did some work for KMAN last year if you recall on gamedays.

I remember hearing him but I guess I just assumed he came in for the games and they talked to him or something.  What his his "training" gig?  Like, rehab or working out or what?
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: KSUIntegrity22 on June 06, 2008, 04:06:54 PM
He does some various workouts for different teams / groups around the area. He's officially retired from the NFL. He did all the strength and conditioning for a local college baseball team the last couple seasons, as well.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: catzacker on June 06, 2008, 04:27:51 PM
Circa the fall of '98, Jeff Kelly once threatened to beat up my friend.  Mind you, my friend deserved it, Jeff was being friendly/nice, my friend was being drunk/stupid.  So, I told my friend that if he didn't shut up,  I was going to watch as Kelly did it and then when I had to take him (my friend) to the hospital, I was going to tell the police that I saw 3 white guys beating him up.  Friends are friends, but the DOD is the DOD. 
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: KSUIntegrity22 on June 06, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
Circa the fall of '98, Jeff Kelly once threatened to beat up my friend.  Mind you, my friend deserved it, Jeff was being friendly/nice, my friend was being drunk/stupid.  So, I told my friend that if he didn't shut up,  I was going to watch as Kelly did it and then when I had to take him (my friend) to the hospital, I was going to tell the police that I saw 3 white guys beating him up.  Friends are friends, but the DOD is the DOD. 

Classic.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: catsfan20052006 on June 06, 2008, 04:53:38 PM
God bless Jeff Kelly.  One of the DOD's greatest. :ksu:

No doubt, probably my personal fav of the LBs  :love:

He sealed that first Nebraska "W" with an INT return for a TD, correct?
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: hemmy on June 06, 2008, 05:42:44 PM
It wasn't an INT, but yeah.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: KSt8er on June 06, 2008, 05:44:27 PM
God bless Jeff Kelly.  One of the DOD's greatest. :ksu:

No doubt, probably my personal fav of the LBs  :love:

He sealed that first Nebraska "W" with an INT return for a TD, correct?

Yep.

I thought it was a fumble  :confused:

Kelle is the niece of a good friend by the same last name.  The fam wasn't really all that crazy about the matchup I'd guess, he never mentioned it until after the marital demise.  Of course all nubbs are rednex to a large degree. 
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: cas on June 06, 2008, 05:45:25 PM
I got his autograph when I was like in 1st grade at the old Mesquite BBQ place by Motel 6. He signed it with green crayon on the back of a children's menu. Helluva guy.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: cas on June 06, 2008, 05:45:49 PM
God bless Jeff Kelly.  One of the DOD's greatest. :ksu:

No doubt, probably my personal fav of the LBs  :love:

He sealed that first Nebraska "W" with an INT return for a TD, correct?

Yep.

I thought it was a fumble  :confused:

Yeah you're right.

Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: catsfan20052006 on June 06, 2008, 05:49:40 PM
God bless Jeff Kelly.  One of the DOD's greatest. :ksu:

No doubt, probably my personal fav of the LBs  :love:

He sealed that first Nebraska "W" with an INT return for a TD, correct?

Yep.

I thought it was a fumble :confused:

Kelle is the niece of a good friend by the same last name.  The fam wasn't really all that crazy about the matchup I'd guess, he never mentioned it until after the marital demise.  Of course all nubbs are rednex to a large degree. 

Upon further review.....You're correct!
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: highway61 on June 06, 2008, 11:21:35 PM
Jeff Kelly lives in my neighborhood, he used to at least.  He had a garage sale a year or two ago, that my wife went to, and she bought several movie from him, mostly Adam Sandler movies.

My wife comes back and tells me Jeff Kelly is having a garage sale, so I run over there to see if I can't get an autograph.  As I walk up to the sale the only people there are Jeff and some guy who is acting as his shill.  The shill holds up a pair of khaki pants with a emroidered powercat on them and says "how much for these pants"  Jeff says "Oh, those won't fit you, those are Bill Snyder's pants."  For a split second I thought, "holy crap, I'm going to buy Bill Snyder's pants!"  Then I quickly realize how unlikely it is that Jeff Kelly would somehow come into possession of Bill Snyder's pants, and I figure out I've been set up.  I look around for a minute and leave without asking for an autograph, because I don't really collect them anyway.

Later, my wife sold those movies on Ebay, and advertised them as being formerly in the possession of Jeff Kelly.  They didn't bring as much premium as you would have thought.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: fatty fat fat on June 06, 2008, 11:25:39 PM
Jeff Kelly lives in my neighborhood, he used to at least.  He had a garage sale a year or two ago, that my wife went to, and she bought several movie from him, mostly Adam Sandler movies.

My wife comes back and tells me Jeff Kelly is having a garage sale, so I run over there to see if I can't get an autograph.  As I walk up to the sale the only people there are Jeff and some guy who is acting as his shill.  The shill holds up a pair of khaki pants with a emroidered powercat on them and says "how much for these pants"  Jeff says "Oh, those won't fit you, those are Bill Snyder's pants."  For a split second I thought, "holy crap, I'm going to buy Bill Snyder's pants!"  Then I quickly realize how unlikely it is that Jeff Kelly would somehow come into possession of Bill Snyder's pants, and I figure out I've been set up.  I look around for a minute and leave without asking for an autograph, because I don't really collect them anyway.

Later, my wife sold those movies on Ebay, and advertised them as being formerly in the possession of Jeff Kelly.  They didn't bring as much premium as you would have thought.

Pretty good story, thanks.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: cireksu on June 06, 2008, 11:40:36 PM
I saw marc dunn and some dude at kreem kup one time in 02 and they were talking mad crap on roberson.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on June 07, 2008, 07:47:09 AM
I saw marc dunn and some dude at kreem kup one time in 02 and they were talking mad crap on roberson.
probably jealous.

either that or e3 raped his sister.  one or the other.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: steve dave on June 07, 2008, 08:29:40 AM
Jeff Kelly lives in my neighborhood, he used to at least.  He had a garage sale a year or two ago, that my wife went to, and she bought several movie from him, mostly Adam Sandler movies.

My wife comes back and tells me Jeff Kelly is having a garage sale, so I run over there to see if I can't get an autograph.  As I walk up to the sale the only people there are Jeff and some guy who is acting as his shill.  The shill holds up a pair of khaki pants with a emroidered powercat on them and says "how much for these pants"  Jeff says "Oh, those won't fit you, those are Bill Snyder's pants."  For a split second I thought, "holy crap, I'm going to buy Bill Snyder's pants!"  Then I quickly realize how unlikely it is that Jeff Kelly would somehow come into possession of Bill Snyder's pants, and I figure out I've been set up.  I look around for a minute and leave without asking for an autograph, because I don't really collect them anyway.

Later, my wife sold those movies on Ebay, and advertised them as being formerly in the possession of Jeff Kelly.  They didn't bring as much premium as you would have thought.

 :ksu:
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 07, 2008, 12:53:29 PM
I saw marc dunn and some dude at kreem kup one time in 02 and they were talking mad crap on roberson.

Marc "Dung" should have tried not sucking.  Roberson is a hero.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: AzCat on June 07, 2008, 01:41:45 PM
http://www.k-statecats.com/catsvb_photo_composite_2000.jpg (http://www.k-statecats.com/catsvb_photo_composite_2000.jpg)

Kelle...

David Yoder's Late Show Fan Page?   :confused:
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: HugeCat on June 07, 2008, 02:50:28 PM
I didn't even know JK lived in Manhattan.

"poked her with his finger in a rude and angry manner"  :ohno:

If you have ever seen his fingers, you would know that this in no laughing matter.  I have heard that he suffers from the rare affliction known as "Hotdog Fingers" :'(
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: AzCat on June 07, 2008, 02:54:02 PM
http://www.k-statecats.com/catsvb_photo_composite_2000.jpg (http://www.k-statecats.com/catsvb_photo_composite_2000.jpg)

Kelle...

David Yoder's Late Show Fan Page?   :confused:

Oh I see, he's the designated volleyball stalker. (http://ddy.com/catsvb_photo.html)  I must say that I was sorely disappointed by what he identified as "action photos".   :curse:
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: GoodForAnother on June 07, 2008, 03:32:31 PM
I saw marc dunn and some dude at kreem kup one time in 02 and they were talking mad crap on roberson.

Marc "Dung" should have tried not sucking.  Roberson is a hero.

USC Game = microcosm
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: PurplePowerhouse on June 08, 2008, 07:59:01 PM
God bless Jeff Kelly.  One of the DOD's greatest. :ksu:

No doubt, probably my personal fav of the LBs  :love:

Agree.  This news is disappointing.  I got to meet him once when he was giving a teen anti-violence address at my high school.  He was one of the nicest guys I'd ever met.  This news really surprises me; but then again, the womens have a way of bringing out the worst in guys sometimes.
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: Trim on June 08, 2008, 09:17:03 PM
Anybody ever witness one of the Bishop/Kelly snowball fights?
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: Kat Kid on June 09, 2008, 01:01:42 PM
Anybody ever witness one of the Bishop/Kelly snowball fights?

I bet a lot of sorority girls got an eye full. :fatty:
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: Hercules Antigua on June 10, 2008, 10:30:11 AM
Anybody ever witness one of the Bishop/Kelly snowball fights?
No but two years ago on campus I was caught in the crossfire of a Justin McKinney snowball fight
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: Chingon on June 10, 2008, 11:52:22 AM
She never could have married him you know.

The name Kelle Kelly would have been too much and she'd have to invent a time machine to travel back to the 80's to form a girl-rock band.  He one hit wonder would have been "Love Me Harder", that reached #24 on the Billboard charts.  After a tumultuous break-up she descend into the blossoming world of laser-disc pornography and cocaine, later dying of hepatitis before she met future Jeff Kelly.  The paradox of dying before coming Kelle Kelly, would have ripped the very fabric of space-time and thus destroyed the Universe as we know it.

Or maybe it already did....

 
Title: Re: Exactly how hot are our football tutors?
Post by: rundown87 on June 10, 2008, 02:06:10 PM
She never could have married him you know.

The name Kelle Kelly would have been too much and she'd have to invent a time machine to travel back to the 80's to form a girl-rock band.  He one hit wonder would have been "Love Me Harder", that reached #24 on the Billboard charts.  After a tumultuous break-up she descend into the blossoming world of laser-disc pornography and cocaine, later dying of hepatitis before she met future Jeff Kelly.  The paradox of dying before coming Kelle Kelly, would have ripped the very fabric of space-time and thus destroyed the Universe as we know it.

Or maybe it already did....

 

sell me your drugs. :eek: