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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: Kat Kid on May 13, 2008, 07:45:07 PM
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As I embark upon the winding road of procrastination in favor of inconsequential irreverence in the form of posting this nonsense, my thoughts once again turn to my dork. While firmly tucked away beneath a protective layering of GAP boxers and some appropriately long/thick athletic shorts, the presence of seedy characters, horny weirdos and purposeless hicks in Hale Library during this Spring Finals Week of 2008 has given me (and my dork) pause.
What is that strangely familiar aroma emanating from the trash can o'er yonder?!
Why does that one guy keep going to the bathroom every hour for 10 minutes after suspiciously carrying his laptop under his arm?!
These questions are colored (white?) by the knowledge that I have indulged in such unspeakable sin in such a place as the 3rd floor handy-man stall at some ungodly hour in the middle of memorizing the final Russian tsars: Alexander I, Nicholas I, Alexander II, Alexander III, Nicholas II (last tsar) while simultaneously attempting to mentally retrace the steps, that some years prior, had lead the the disrobing of a girl in my friend's basement and the subsequent load of my loin being blown across her (with consent!).
While I must admit that my thoughts were less than sequential and lingered on the part where our privates were exposed (instead of say, how the door was opened), I was able to form a highlight reel. It is one of the best I have and it replays whenever I see some despicable little taint pulled by the throbbing bulge in his running shorts in to the nearest rest room to pound his meat with a focus that has been sorely lacking in his study habits.
As I have matured, my dork is no longer the sole arbiter of my decisions and it has been suppressed. Now? I just fire up my Red Bull IV and hit the boards to waste away the hours that explain the sizable gulf between 3 and 4 that appears on my transcript. That and eat :popcorn:. I eat a lot too (still well under 2 bills you a-holes! :curse:)
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15 views and 0 responses?
WHAT A BUNCH OF VOYEURS!
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i probably account for about ten of those and i still cant figure out how to respond... however, i have thrown up in my mouth twice.
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Why does that one guy keep going to the bathroom every hour for 10 minutes after suspiciously carrying his laptop under his arm?!
I've never witnessed this @ hale. Incredible!
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i came across some 'neck in the woods in n. florida pounding himself on the hood of his car when i was a young lad. he acted all embarrassed and i walked away. about 15 minutes later he drove up beside me and asked if i wanted a ride. i said no.
that's my best public masturbation story. nothing from hale, sry.
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i came across some 'neck in the woods in n. florida pounding himself on the hood of his car when i was a young lad. he acted all embarrassed and i walked away. about 15 minutes later he drove up beside me and asked if i wanted a ride. i said no.
that's my best public masturbation story. nothing from hale, sry.
No words. :eek:
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i came across some 'neck in the woods in n. florida pounding himself on the hood of his car when i was a young lad. he acted all embarrassed and i walked away. about 15 minutes later he drove up beside me and asked if i wanted a ride. i said no.
that's my best public masturbation story. nothing from hale, sry.
When I saw 'neck & n. florida, I thought this was going to be about Bennett.
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in high school, i was on my way to a soccer game on the team bus and we pulled up next to some dude in a ginormous SUV who was absentmindedly going to town on his member. guess he forgot that there are larger vehicles on the road. there's no embarrassment like having a gaggle of teenage boys see you beat off while waiting for the light to turn green.
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in high school, i was on my way to a soccer game on the team bus and we pulled up next to some dude in a ginormous SUV who was absentmindedly going to town on his member. guess he forgot that there are larger vehicles on the road. there's no embarrassment like having a gaggle of teenage boys see you beat off while waiting for the light to turn green.
soccer.
:lol:
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my gf's dad was on his way home from a business trip with a colleague. they decided to drive home rather than stay in iowa another night. it was about 2:30 a.m. and he had to piss like a mf'er but they were still out in the middle of nowhere so they decided to stop at a rest area. he walked into the bathroom to see some old trucker getting blown by some other old trucker right in the middle of the room. funny thing is, he had to piss so bad that he said he went in the stall and did it while they just sat there doin there thing the entire time.
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some old trucker getting blown by some other old trucker right in the middle of the room.
are really high % of truckers are gay. it's almost a profession of choice for gay rednecks.
great way to spend most of your time on the road blowing, and getting blown by, other gay rednecks without having to come out of the closet.
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in high school, i was on my way to a soccer game on the team bus and we pulled up next to some dude in a ginormous SUV who was absentmindedly going to town on his member. guess he forgot that there are larger vehicles on the road. there's no embarrassment like having a gaggle of teenage boys see you beat off while waiting for the light to turn green.
soccer.
:lol:
most popular sport in the world :curse: just ask all your 4th cousins :curse: