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Title: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 05, 2008, 06:26:54 PM
I need to get back at a friend BIG TIME for putting my number on craigs list.

I mean anything, preferably with his car.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 05, 2008, 06:34:33 PM
Set it on fire?
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Chet Stedman on May 05, 2008, 06:48:04 PM
Have sex with his mom. 
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: cireksu on May 05, 2008, 06:51:41 PM
put it on youtube with a bunch of sex tags.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 05, 2008, 07:29:42 PM
Electrocute him
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: cyclist on May 05, 2008, 07:34:43 PM
Introduce him to Ben Michael.

:fiesta: :fiesta: :fiesta: :fiesta:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: mjrod on May 05, 2008, 07:45:20 PM
I need to get back at a friend BIG TIME for putting my number on craigs list.

I mean anything, preferably with his car.

Get his girlfriend drunk.

Get pictures of her in various states of undress.

Use his car.

Post on Craigslist with his phone number.

Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: pissclams on May 05, 2008, 08:07:17 PM
replace the apple cider in his fridge with urine
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 05, 2008, 08:12:37 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: michigancat on May 05, 2008, 08:13:30 PM
Have you gotten many calls?

 :fiesta:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 05, 2008, 08:16:25 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

MST3K version wasn't even able to save that  :frown:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 05, 2008, 08:23:45 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

MST3K version wasn't even able to save that  :frown:
Watching it right now!   :lick:

Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 05, 2008, 08:27:46 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

MST3K version wasn't even able to save that  :frown:
Watching it right now!   :lick:

I torrented every episode of that shizznat!  Mrs. Dave doesn't like but sd  :love:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 05, 2008, 08:28:48 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

MST3K version wasn't even able to save that  :frown:
Watching it right now!   :lick:

I torrented every episode of that shizznat!  Mrs. Dave doesn't like but sd  :love:
I've got the DVD's, seasons 1 through 12.   :tongue:  Plus a couple of "singles".  MST3K: The Movie is being re-released on Dvd this week.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 05, 2008, 08:32:10 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

MST3K version wasn't even able to save that  :frown:
Watching it right now!   :lick:

I torrented every episode of that shizznat!  Mrs. Dave doesn't like but sd  :love:
I've got the DVD's, seasons 1 through 12.   :tongue:  Plus a couple of "singles".  MST3K: The Movie is being re-released on Dvd this week.

Do you have The Film Crew stuff or Cinematic Titanic stuff?  Also, most of the Rifftrax are popping up on torrent these days. 
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 05, 2008, 08:34:04 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

MST3K version wasn't even able to save that  :frown:
Watching it right now!   :lick:

I torrented every episode of that shizznat!  Mrs. Dave doesn't like but sd  :love:
I've got the DVD's, seasons 1 through 12.   :tongue:  Plus a couple of "singles".  MST3K: The Movie is being re-released on Dvd this week.

Do you have The Film Crew stuff or Cinematic Titanic stuff?  Also, most of the Rifftrax are popping up on torrent these days. 
No, not yet. Are the rifftrax as good as the original stuff?  Joel?  :fatty:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 05, 2008, 08:36:51 PM
Invite him over to watch Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overdrawn_at_the_Memory_Bank

MST3K version wasn't even able to save that  :frown:
Watching it right now!   :lick:

I torrented every episode of that shizznat!  Mrs. Dave doesn't like but sd  :love:
I've got the DVD's, seasons 1 through 12.   :tongue:  Plus a couple of "singles".  MST3K: The Movie is being re-released on Dvd this week.

Do you have The Film Crew stuff or Cinematic Titanic stuff?  Also, most of the Rifftrax are popping up on torrent these days. 
No, not yet. Are the rifftrax as good as the original stuff?  Joel?  :fatty:

No, the rifftrax are with Mike.  They are more modern and higher quality movies so it takes something away from it imo.  He has different guests help like Weird Al or whoever.  Joel is in the Cinematic Titanic but they have only released one movie so far.  The Film Crew ones are with Mike, whoever plays later Crow and whoever plays Tom. 
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: catdude33 on May 05, 2008, 08:48:07 PM

I mean anything, preferably with his car.

Turn his radio up real loud when the car is off.  Then he'll start it up and the radio will be all loud and stuff and scare him.  LOL.

Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Kat Kid on May 05, 2008, 09:19:02 PM
Fill his car up with grass clippings.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 05, 2008, 09:58:52 PM
Have you gotten many calls?

 :fiesta:
within the 3 hours that it was up, i got like f*cking 8 calls.

anyways, some good ideas, but i'm looking for something that will leave him speechless, like "wtf am i going to do now" kind of thing. idk i was thinking about putting a dead animal in his trunk.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: michigancat on May 05, 2008, 10:22:11 PM
WTF was the ad?

Personals?
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 05, 2008, 11:00:42 PM
WTF was the ad?

Personals?
yes...it was bad
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on May 05, 2008, 11:24:42 PM
Do you still have an old school modem on your computer?  Set it up on repeat dial to his phone so it dials every minute or so.  Then go to work, class, grocery store, home for the weekend.

Vaseline his entire windshield.

Wait til summer and take a dump in his hot car.

Run a wire from his car battery discreetly into the cabin.  Leave an open ended wire barely sticking out of his car seat.  Turns on the car...ZAP!

Rewire his car horn so it goes off all the time.

Slip a blowup doll into his passenger seat while he's at work.

Use the blowup doll first.

Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 05, 2008, 11:36:52 PM
Do you still have an old school modem on your computer?  Set it up on repeat dial to his phone so it dials every minute or so.  Then go to work, class, grocery store, home for the weekend.

Vaseline his entire windshield.


Wait til summer and take a dump in his hot car.

Run a wire from his car battery discreetly into the cabin.  Leave an open ended wire barely sticking out of his car seat.  Turns on the car...ZAP!

Rewire his car horn so it goes off all the time.

Slip a blowup doll into his passenger seat while he's at work.

Use the blowup doll first.


this is good
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Kat Kid on May 06, 2008, 08:00:04 AM
Filling the car up with grass clippings isn't good?
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: michigancat on May 06, 2008, 08:01:58 AM
WTF was the ad?

Personals?
yes...it was bad

link?
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: sys on May 06, 2008, 08:10:55 AM
why do want to include his car?
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: cireksu on May 06, 2008, 08:37:52 AM
go buy some fish and throw it down the heating/cooling vent of his bedroom, it will rot and he won't find it.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: cireksu on May 06, 2008, 08:39:19 AM
If his bedroom door is hollow then punch a hole through the top of it so he can't see and drop a dead animal or a bunch of stink bait down it or something.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2008, 08:40:50 AM
Punch him in the face with a hammer
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Kat Kid on May 06, 2008, 09:01:04 AM
Punch him in the face with a hammer

lol

got me!
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: ERA7777 on May 06, 2008, 10:26:56 AM
Bamboo shoots underneath his fingernails.  Works every time. 
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 06, 2008, 10:58:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TBK3Op86Ws
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: catdude33 on May 06, 2008, 11:08:04 AM
Blow a bubble using some chewing gum and then put it on top of his hat.  He'll totally be walking around with a bubble on his head and not even know! LOL.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 06, 2008, 12:43:16 PM
Filling the car up with grass clippings isn't good?
compiling grass clippings would be a hassle.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 06, 2008, 12:44:12 PM
why do want to include his car?
i ride with him almost every day to lunch/class.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2008, 12:48:46 PM
why do want to include his car?
i ride with him almost every day to lunch/class.

Hope you like walking
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: JavaCat on May 06, 2008, 12:55:40 PM
why do want to include his car?
i ride with him almost every day to lunch/class.

Then why the heck do you want to do something to his car? You want to enjoy the aroma of a dead animal? You need to rethink things.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: ChicagoCat on May 06, 2008, 12:58:58 PM
Give his girlfriend the clap



you can do it in his car if you like
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 06, 2008, 01:06:15 PM
no, i ride with him by choice, i can drive my own car.  i'm sayin i might be able to do somethin sneaky while in the car.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2008, 01:08:24 PM
no, i ride with him by choice, i can drive my own car.  i'm sayin i might be able to do somethin sneaky while in the car.

With him there?  I guess your best option would be my hammer recomendation but I would wait until he's at least stopped or preferably parked.  Just imo.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: michigancat on May 06, 2008, 01:09:24 PM
This is just excruciatingly difficult.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: ArchE_Cat on May 06, 2008, 02:13:58 PM
butter the fracking heck out of the floor. Then do it again....and again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L1Dp1NwF-zU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=L1Dp1NwF-zU)

Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: shaft3500 on May 06, 2008, 02:39:31 PM
get some plain gelatin and mix some up in his toilet. after it has set, pour an inch to inch and a half of water on top of the clear jello. this will make it look real and also splash the hell out of his legs when he pisses. then he will have to clean th piss jello out of his own toilet to get it to flush again.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on May 06, 2008, 02:48:50 PM
get some plain gelatin and mix some up in his toilet. after it has set, pour an inch to inch and a half of water on top of the clear jello. this will make it look real and also splash the hell out of his legs when he pisses. then he will have to clean th piss jello out of his own toilet to get it to flush again.
that is a good one....timely but, I will have to remember this
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: shaft3500 on May 06, 2008, 02:56:36 PM
ya, you basically need a half hour alone in his bathroom. go eat some bad mexican food and then go to his house for a nice long sit down.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on May 06, 2008, 02:57:45 PM
ya, you basically need a half hour alone in his bathroom. go eat some bad mexican food and then go to his house for a nice long sit down.
in his shower :scared:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Trim on May 06, 2008, 03:34:19 PM
You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: shaft3500 on May 06, 2008, 03:51:46 PM
tear his sheets off the bed, get them wet, then throw them in the freezer. they will turn into a 50 lb ice chunk.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: ECN on May 06, 2008, 04:05:14 PM
smoke a joint or 3. next time youre riding with him in his car, put the roaches in the ashtray. close ashtray. wait.

also, put a brick or two of coke in the trunk, next to the spare. cops get a kick out of this crap.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 06, 2008, 09:08:40 PM
You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.
he posted my number on craigs list under personals with some very vulgar details

i mostly only see him at school, so ya, i'm leaning towards dead animal in car or find some way to make his car smell for A LONG time. 
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: cyclist on May 06, 2008, 09:13:10 PM
You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.
he posted my number on craigs list under personals with some very vulgar details

i mostly only see him at school, so ya, i'm leaning towards dead animal in car or find some way to make his car smell for A LONG time. 

A fish in the trunk works wonders.

:goodevil: :goodevil: :goodevil: :goodevil:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: jeffy on May 06, 2008, 09:53:03 PM
You need to give us much more detail about the guy along with what he did to you and why in order for us to be able to suggest truly appropriate responses.

Agreed. 


Also, here is a suggestion:

Did someone royally piss you off and you want revenge? Go out and buy an expensive bottle of deep conditioner from a department store. Make sure the bottle’s instructions tell the user to leave conditioner in hair for at least five minutes. Pour out half of the conditioner (don’t toss it, save it for your own use). Fill up the rest of the bottle with Nair, or some other kind of hair removal cream. Now, send it to your friend with a lovely card—you can make it anonymous, from someone else, or as a “with compliments” gift from the department store.

I think if you can get ahold of his conditioner next time you are at his house, this could work very well.

Here might be another suggestion:

(http://www.practicaljokebook.com/images/manuremail.jpg) (http://www.manuremail.com/)
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: CatsNShocks on May 06, 2008, 10:01:49 PM
Do you still have an old school modem on your computer?  Set it up on repeat dial to his phone so it dials every minute or so.  Then go to work, class, grocery store, home for the weekend.

Vaseline his entire windshield.

Wait til summer and take a dump in his hot car.

Run a wire from his car battery discreetly into the cabin.  Leave an open ended wire barely sticking out of his car seat.  Turns on the car...ZAP!

Rewire his car horn so it goes off all the time.

Slip a blowup doll into his passenger seat while he's at work.

Use the blowup doll first.



LOL!
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on May 06, 2008, 11:01:41 PM
Simple but classic anbesol in the toothpaste tube.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: ksuno1stunner on May 07, 2008, 01:45:45 AM
Try hitting her.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on May 08, 2008, 11:05:32 AM
Make him eat his parents.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: Skydog on May 08, 2008, 01:18:19 PM
Make him eat his parents.

Make them into Chilli. Then lick the tears off his face and say something like 'The tears of unfathomable sadness taste sooo good.'
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
Try hitting her.

This seems to be your best bet
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: I_have_purplewood on May 08, 2008, 02:00:20 PM
Buy him season tickets for Football season and make him go to every one.  Make sure he doesn't drink any alcohol before the games. 
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 11, 2008, 04:35:37 PM
i put rotted eggs and cheese hidden inside his car.
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on May 13, 2008, 04:31:44 PM
update? :bump:
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: kstate16 on May 13, 2008, 10:52:16 PM
he said he deserved it. it's been a week and the smell is still rank.

 :ksu:

f*cker
Title: Re: Need some ideas
Post by: wes mantooth on May 14, 2008, 05:46:48 PM
i put rotted eggs and cheese hidden inside his car.

Oh man, rotted eggs and cheese?  Watch out for this guy.