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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: steve dave on April 23, 2008, 04:07:51 PM
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Inheritance
Marriage
Work
Shiftily Pulling One Over On a Bunch of Rubes
Gambling/Lottery
Stealing
In that order
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large investments in high growth markets. Risky, but good for us youngins.
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Invent "Ice Cream Gloves" -- yous can thank me later.
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Invent "Ice Cream Gloves" -- yous can thank me later.
Hoverboards. They are already invented.
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1. Work harder than everyone else.
2. Be in the right place at the right time.
3. Make the right decisions when opportunity presents itself.
4. Live well below your means ... no matter how meager your means might be.
5. Hang onto every dollar like it is your last and there will never be another.
6. Never, ever, buy anything on credit. Ever.
7. Invest wisely, not too much risk but not too little either.
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Work harder than everyone else.
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Inheritance
Poor choice, you'll blow through it quickly if you don't earn it yourself.
Marriage
You think she keeps your balls in a jar now? Just imagine if she had all the money too.
Work
Work, while important, is not by itself a way to wealth. Particularly if you're a W2 employee on someone else's payroll.
Shiftily Pulling One Over On a Bunch of Rubes
One of the rubes will have a brother-in-law who is an attorney and they'll fleece you for everything you have for sport.
Gambling/Lottery
Craps is your best bet. Well-played you only lose about 50.5% of the time. Fun project: write an accurate craps simulation, run a few million trials, and see if you ever wind up with more money than you started with. After craps your odds really go in the crapter.
Stealing
Forfeiture laws. Heck, I'd turn you in for the reward.
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I think inventing something ingenious and then reaping the rewards would be the easiest/most fun way to get rich. After that sould be stealing. But only from the rich, like Robin Hood.
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1. Work harder than everyone else.
2. Be in the right place at the right time.
3. Make the right decisions when opportunity presents itself.
4. Live well below your means ... no matter how meager your means might be.
5. Hang onto every dollar like it is your last and there will never be another.
6. Never, ever, buy anything on credit. Ever.
7. Invest wisely, not too much risk but not too little either.
Thanks dad :rolleyes:
I thought of another one! Find treasure/gold nuggets! I know, I know, it sounds like work but in reality it's basically The Goonies.
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how about curing cancer?
We have got to find a cure for that horrible disease
I sometimes try to think of a way. Why can't we think of a way to "track" mutated cells (maybe by putting some sort of reagent in our bodies), and once it hits a certain #, we kill it w/chemo?
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=22556.msg290395#msg290395
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Gambling/Lottery
Craps is your best bet. Well-played you only lose about 50.5% of the time. Fun project: write an accurate craps simulation, run a few million trials, and see if you ever wind up with more money than you started with. After craps your odds really go in the crapter.
Not true. Using Basic Strategy and betting strategy, you can get the best odds in the house. It's not much better though, maybe 51% :)
http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/images/bj_4d_h17.gif
All I know is that when I play blackjack, I throw down 50 dollars on a five dollar table and I can play for hours. Most of the time you go up as long as you keep playing your basic strategy and change your betting to match how hot the deck is at the time.
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Gambling/Lottery
Craps is your best bet. Well-played you only lose about 50.5% of the time. Fun project: write an accurate craps simulation, run a few million trials, and see if you ever wind up with more money than you started with. After craps your odds really go in the crapter.
Not true. Using Basic Strategy and betting strategy, you can get the best odds in the house. It's not much better though, maybe 51% :)
http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/images/bj_4d_h17.gif
All I know is that when I play blackjack, I throw down 50 dollars on a five dollar table and I can play for hours. Most of the time you go up as long as you keep playing your basic strategy and change your betting to match how hot the deck is at the time.
What sucks is when they use a continuous shoe.
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Get Adopted by Bill Gate/Warren Buffett.
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Start your own message boards.
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how about curing cancer?
We have got to find a cure for that horrible disease
I sometimes try to think of a way. Why can't we think of a way to "track" mutated cells (maybe by putting some sort of reagent in our bodies), and once it hits a certain #, we kill it w/chemo?
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=22556.msg290395#msg290395
Good thought: http://gizmodo.com/379952/guy-invents-potential-cancer-cure-with-radio-machine-built-out-of-pie-pans-and-hot-dogs (http://gizmodo.com/379952/guy-invents-potential-cancer-cure-with-radio-machine-built-out-of-pie-pans-and-hot-dogs)
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Work harder than everyone else.
This is why I will die lonely and poor. :blindfold:
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how about curing cancer?
We have got to find a cure for that horrible disease
I sometimes try to think of a way. Why can't we think of a way to "track" mutated cells (maybe by putting some sort of reagent in our bodies), and once it hits a certain #, we kill it w/chemo?
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=22556.msg290395#msg290395
Good thought: http://gizmodo.com/379952/guy-invents-potential-cancer-cure-with-radio-machine-built-out-of-pie-pans-and-hot-dogs (http://gizmodo.com/379952/guy-invents-potential-cancer-cure-with-radio-machine-built-out-of-pie-pans-and-hot-dogs)
Holy God. Give me 10%, at least.
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Gambling/Lottery
Craps is your best bet. Well-played you only lose about 50.5% of the time. Fun project: write an accurate craps simulation, run a few million trials, and see if you ever wind up with more money than you started with. After craps your odds really go in the crapter.
Not true. Using Basic Strategy and betting strategy, you can get the best odds in the house. It's not much better though, maybe 51% :)
http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/images/bj_4d_h17.gif
All I know is that when I play blackjack, I throw down 50 dollars on a five dollar table and I can play for hours. Most of the time you go up as long as you keep playing your basic strategy and change your betting to match how hot the deck is at the time.
What sucks is when they use a continuous shoe.
Not if you can count cards... :fatty:
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Work hard
Gambling
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two words. . .insurance fraud
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two words. . .insurance fraud
(http://www.unproductivity.com/images/officeSpacePrinter.jpg)
In all honesty, white color crime is probably the easiest way to get rich.
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two words. . .insurance fraud
(http://www.unproductivity.com/images/officeSpacePrinter.jpg)
In all honesty, white color crime is probably the easiest way to get rich.
how often is a half-retarded fat white guy going to burn down a building to save you from going to federal pound me in the ass prison?
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two words. . .insurance fraud
(http://www.unproductivity.com/images/officeSpacePrinter.jpg)
In all honesty, white color crime is probably the easiest way to get rich.
how often is a half-retarded fat white guy going to burn down a building to save you from going to federal pound me in the ass prison?
As often as women take hard drugs during pregnancy, so my guess is often enough.
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My plan is to have my wife(the nurse) get knocked up by a doctor and then live off that bastard
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inheritance is obviously the best. being born rich in a 3rd world country is the best possible thing that can happen to a human.
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inheritance is obviously the best. being born rich in a 3rd world country is the best possible thing that can happen to a human.
QFT!
best if "2nd world" like South America instead of Democratic Republic of Congo.
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inheritance is obviously the best. being born rich in a 3rd world country is the best possible thing that can happen to a human.
QFT!
best if "2nd world" like South America instead of Democratic Republic of Congo.
So did you marry money or is she a peasant? :popcorn:
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1. Join the local Rotary Club
2. Buy a Chinchilla farm
3. ?????
4. Profit!!!
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Classless Mr. & Mrs. KatKid Peasant bump.
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2. Buy a Chinchilla farm
My God, those things are soft.