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Title: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: jeffy on April 10, 2008, 02:54:37 PM
It says Rock Chalk and has a chicken between the two words.

Who's got the paint?  Perhaps a shotgun blast to the beak? 

Please don't let this one sit around without decoration as long as the last one did.

Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Brock Landers on April 10, 2008, 03:19:43 PM
Is this a new one?  I drive by that piece of crap every day so it's something I probably have tuned out.  I'll try to pay close attention to tonight. 

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.    :'(
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: joelcat on April 10, 2008, 03:38:30 PM
Where are the Purple Lion Commandoes when you need some covert vandalism?
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Jesus Shuttlesworth on April 10, 2008, 03:42:11 PM
A well organized, mult-shotgun, simultaneous blasting of the sign would be a very quick and effective way of sending a message.  At some point, you have to punish not only those who are renting the space, but those who are renting it to them.*






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Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: waks on April 10, 2008, 03:44:33 PM
OT but related to signs...


Dara's Fast Lane on Anderson has a K-State related note on their marquee...

"The NBA won't love you like we do!"
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: catzacker on April 10, 2008, 03:49:42 PM
OT but related to signs...


Dara's Fast Lane on Anderson has a K-State related note on their marquee...

"The NBA won't love you like we do!"

It should say something like "SpongeBob would stay". 
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Saulbadguy on April 10, 2008, 04:06:24 PM
Just burn the mf'er down.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: KSU4ME on April 10, 2008, 04:16:50 PM

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.    :'(

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 :flush:
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: cireksu on April 10, 2008, 04:19:53 PM

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.    :'(

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 :flush:

I don't own a shotgun/gun
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: BostonPancake on April 10, 2008, 04:21:49 PM
It's being held up by wooden posts.  Can't we round up 4-8 people with chainsaws??  :chainsaw:
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: jeffy on April 10, 2008, 04:26:10 PM
It's being held up by wooden posts.  Can't we round up 4-8 people with chainsaws??  :chainsaw:

All you need is a little bow saw.  You wouldn't need to cut it all the way down, just about 2/3 of the way through.  With the way the wind blows in that area, it'll come down with the next storm.  That way the perp would be nowhere near the incident when it occurred.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Jesus Shuttlesworth on April 10, 2008, 04:35:25 PM

All you need is a little bow saw.  You wouldn't need to cut it all the way down, just about 2/3 of the way through.  With the way the wind blows in that area, it'll come down with the next storm.  That way the perp would be nowhere near the incident when it occurred.

This would also allow the perp to stay low to the ground and out of sight to passing motorists.*



*See disclaimer from previous post
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Brock Landers on April 10, 2008, 05:02:14 PM

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.    :'(

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 :flush:


True, but at least I knew it's turkey season.  That's gotta count for something.

Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Kat Kid on April 10, 2008, 11:38:16 PM
don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: FHSU92 on April 11, 2008, 03:04:31 AM

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.    :'(

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 :flush:

I have a gun, but my wife won't allow ammo in the house.  It's kinda a like a lesbian with a condom,  I guess -- it'll never be used as intended.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: MOKSUAZ on April 11, 2008, 09:08:56 AM

Lots of shotguns are handy in my area.  I could tell some friends I need to borrow their gun to go turkey hunting.  They would just laugh at me though.    :'(

A KSU fan that doesn't own a shotgun.  There goes our reputation.

 :flush:

I have a gun, but my wife won't allow ammo in the house.  It's kinda a like a lesbian with a condom,  I guess -- it'll never be used as intended.

just hide the ammo some where she won't find it.  like in the gun. 
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Brock Landers on April 11, 2008, 09:24:27 AM
don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: KSU4ME on April 11, 2008, 09:28:50 AM

I have a gun, but my wife won't allow ammo in the house.  It's kinda a like a lesbian with a condom,  I guess -- it'll never be used as intended.

Just start playing Delias Gone, Hey Joe, Die Die Die My Darling and the like and she'll get the message.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: waks on April 11, 2008, 10:05:21 AM
don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.
What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: MOKSUAZ on April 11, 2008, 10:57:17 AM
don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.
What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?

nothing if you're good. 
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: jeffy on April 11, 2008, 11:00:37 AM
don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.
What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?

Depends on if the arresting officer is a Jayhawk or a Wildcat.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: waks on April 11, 2008, 11:04:23 AM
don't rule him out, could be a bow hunter.

LOL, not a hunter of any kind.

UPDATE:  The sign is just as jeffy described.  Brand new, pristine looking....practically begging to be vandalized.  I was going to stop and take a pic of it yesterday but it was starting to rain.
What exactly would the punishment be for vandalizing said sign?

nothing if you're good. 
I don't think it would be that hard to get some guys together and go and turn the billboard into a K-State billboard. I mean with paint rollers and everything. Paint it purple and then paint a white Powercat with "Go cats" underneath it. Make it look professional and what not. I wonder how hard that would be to pull off...


Not endorsing this idea, I would never endorse any illegal activity but I would still be impressed if someone pulled it off in the same way that I'm impressed with a guy that gets away in a police chase. Again, I wouldn't encourage said activity and I expect more from K-Staters but it's just a thought.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: cireksu on April 11, 2008, 11:27:11 AM
You would need big stencils, it would take a while for the paint to dry.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: waks on April 11, 2008, 11:28:51 AM
You would need big stencils, it would take a while for the paint to dry.
But it would be sexy as hell. You could do the purple one night and then the details the next night.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: KSt8er on April 11, 2008, 11:35:52 AM
Think paintballs, purple paintballs. 
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Kat Kid on April 11, 2008, 11:49:43 AM
how much paint would be theoretically needed?

Let's put on our ENGINEERING hats for a minute here K-Staters!
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: BostonPancake on April 11, 2008, 04:51:11 PM
how much paint would be theoretically needed?

Let's put on our ENGINEERING hats for a minute here K-Staters!

Not as much as you think.  A typical gallon of paint covers approx 300-400 square feet.  Assuming the billboard is 14X48 ft, it would take around 2 gallons to cover it all purple.  Then a gallon or two of white for the powercat (you have to assume two coats with that dark background). 
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on April 11, 2008, 11:04:30 PM
If you want to repaint, consider a BB gun to shoot out the lights on it so you aren't noticed by that lone smokey pulling by at 3 am.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: RonLongshaft on April 13, 2008, 10:54:38 PM
i say burn the F'er down. its pasture burning season could be put off as an easy accident. gallon of gas ($3.29) box of matches (free and the gentleman's clubs in JC) 30 pack of beer (15.99). memories and pictures, priceless and last a lifetime.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: Kat Kid on April 13, 2008, 10:55:48 PM
Maybe we could promote the plight of ksufans.com?
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: jeffy on April 13, 2008, 10:58:04 PM
Maybe we could promote the plight of ksufans.com?

$5 for 3 hits with a sledge hammer.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: rundown87 on April 13, 2008, 11:02:05 PM
Maybe we could promote the plight of ksufans.com?

$5 for 3 hits with a sledge hammer.

$2500.00 for 1 Grenade Throw
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: cyclist on April 14, 2008, 11:49:45 AM
Maybe we could promote the plight of ksufans.com?

$5 for 3 hits with a sledge hammer.

$2500.00 for 1 Grenade Throw

By coincidence the exact amount Saul needs to buy MJ out for this site.  Conspiracy theory anyone ?

;) :D :dancin: :fatty:
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: jeffy on April 14, 2008, 12:09:48 PM
For $1000, I will let someone lob a grenade at MJ.  Then the domain acquisition will be free.
Title: Re: There's a new ku billboard by Paxico
Post by: jeffy on May 15, 2008, 11:50:25 PM
Has anyone done anything about this yet?  I haven't been that way in awhile.

On a related note, there is a big red N painted on a Catbackers sign at the EB K-18 exit.   :mad: