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Title: Dear Abby...
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 27, 2008, 10:59:37 PM
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DEAR ABBY: I'm a divorced single mother with a 13-year-old daughter I'll call "Gia." We live next door to an attractive 62-year-old widow I'll call "Doris," who has become like a grandmother to Gia and a dear friend to me.

Last night I went to my daughter's room and found her standing on a stool in her closet looking out a small window into Doris' bedroom. When I asked Gia what she was doing, she didn't answer, so I climbed up on the stool to see for myself. Abby, Doris was in bed with her son, "Jeff," having sex. I could hardly believe my eyes!

Jeff is 36 and a mama's boy. He has his own home but visits his mother often. Gia said she has watched them many times since we moved here four years ago, and described some of the things she's seen.

I'm not sure how to handle this. Doris is very close to us, and Gia seems unaffected when we get together for dinner or the movies, etc.

Should I tell Doris and Jeff that I saw them? And what do I say to my daughter, who has been "educated" beyond her years? -- SEEN ENOUGH, CHAMPAIGN, ILL.
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: jeffy on March 27, 2008, 11:30:44 PM
I plead the 5th.
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: mjrod on March 27, 2008, 11:44:43 PM
I plead the 5th.

You have sex with your mom?

 :scared:
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: jeffy on March 28, 2008, 12:13:09 AM
Just yours.
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: ew2x4 on March 28, 2008, 02:09:49 AM
So what did Abby say?
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: sys on March 28, 2008, 07:12:25 AM
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DEAR ABBY: I'm a divorced single mother with a 13-year-old daughter I'll call "Gia." We live next door to an attractive 62-year-old widow I'll call "Doris," who has become like a grandmother to Gia and a dear friend to me.

Last night I went to my daughter's room and found her standing on a stool in her closet looking out a small window into Doris' bedroom. When I asked Gia what she was doing, she didn't answer, so I climbed up on the stool to see for myself. Abby, Doris was in bed with her son, "Jeff," having sex. I could hardly believe my eyes!

Jeff is 36 and a mama's boy. He has his own home but visits his mother often. Gia said she has watched them many times since we moved here four years ago, and described some of the things she's seen.

I'm not sure how to handle this. Doris is very close to us, and Gia seems unaffected when we get together for dinner or the movies, etc.

Should I tell Doris and Jeff that I saw them? And what do I say to my daughter, who has been "educated" beyond her years? -- SEEN ENOUGH, CHAMPAIGN, ILL.

i love how she added in the "abby" to reconcentrate the reader's attention.  when people actually do this in spoken conversation, i find it both endearing and creepy.  i try to remember to do it myself at times, but never manage it.

does anyone else suspect the "abby" was edited in by abby or abby's editor?  it seems a little slick.

also seems a little weird that she chose "doris" as the old woman's alias.  i suspect more editorial revision.
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 28, 2008, 08:41:49 AM
So what did Abby say?

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DEAR SEEN ENOUGH: You should definitely tell Doris that your daughter has been getting an eyeful from her closet window, and strongly suggest that Doris' curtains be closed when Jeff is "visiting." And if you haven't already talked to your daughter about sex -- and appropriate behavior -- it's time you played catch-up, so don't delay.

I would find it hard to continue a friendship with a woman in an incestuous relationship with her son. They're in serious need of counseling.
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: CrushNasty on March 28, 2008, 11:12:54 AM
 :lol:

 :peek:

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: Trim on March 28, 2008, 01:27:08 PM
i love how she added in the "abby" to reconcentrate the reader's attention.  when people actually do this in spoken conversation, i find it both endearing and creepy.  i try to remember to do it myself at times, but never manage it.

I'm pretty sure Jim Rome does that in all his interviews.
Title: Re: Dear Abby...
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 30, 2008, 12:15:56 AM
i love how she added in the "abby" to reconcentrate the reader's attention.  when people actually do this in spoken conversation, i find it both endearing and creepy.  i try to remember to do it myself at times, but never manage it.

I'm pretty sure Jim Rome does that in all his interviews.

That's why Jim Everett kicked his ass.