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Sports => Frank Martin's OOD sponsored by the "Angriest Fans in America" => Topic started by: LtBasketball on March 20, 2008, 03:28:51 PM
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
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Good reasoning
(http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0315/ncb_g_young_134.jpg)
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Damn it! I forgot all about the CSR factor!
Can I still change my bracket???
:curse: :curse: :curse:
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
wtf??
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
wtf??
Am I the only one not impressed by your sig?
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
wtf??
Am I the only one not impressed by your sig?
do i care??
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Am I the only one not impressed by your sig?
It's a great sig. I laughed hysterically at the hairstyle.
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Am I the only one not impressed by your sig?
It's a great sig. I laughed hysterically at the hairstyle.
Agreed. I loved the 80s!
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
wtf??
Am I the only one not impressed by your sig?
do i care??
You should.
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
wtf??
Am I the only one not impressed by your sig?
do i care??
You should.
I really dont??
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
wtf??
Am I the only one not impressed by your sig?
do i care??
You should.
I really dont??
You either do or you don't. You shouldn't question yourself. It's ok to like less attractive people. Everyone needs love. :thumbsup:
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hey, btw, about your signature, you dont date girls, you date guys
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You're so clever... My bitch is hotter than yours.
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As you all may know, there is a basketball game tonight between two teams of sorts. Unfortunately, the media hasn't covered a very important angle in this game due to coastal bias. I am talking about CSR (consumption sustenance rating).
With KSU having a rating of 58 CSR to USC's 79, one would think it would be over for the Wildcats. This is not so. Since the game occurs in Omaha (some indians called this the midwest at one point) one's CSR is affected by a region's barometric pressure (and other factors mostly involving quantum mechanics). The coasts have lower pressure zones, so USC's CSR is bound to drop anywhere from 20, dare I say it, 30 points thus giving KSU an advantage. HOWEVER, they can increase that even more by consuming 5 bacon sandwiches.
That's right. Bacon sandwiches. Why?
You see, in the midwest bacon is tempered differently than it is in SoCal (due to a CA restriction that requires 100% of bacon be 80% not meat and 20% meat via region code 809). Not only is bacon 100% bacon here, the pigs are actually raped by other pigs, increasing the flavor, and one's CSR. This is a special midwestern masterstroke.
But you say, "so why doesn't USC just eat 5 bacon sandwiches?". Ho ho I say. Their stomachs cannot properly digest the pure goodness due to a lack of smoking (which is banned in CA).
So there you have it, KSU beats USC by 6 points due to a 15 point CSR advantage.
So what can we expect Saturday???? (betting lines/CSR spreads)