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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: Kat Kid on February 17, 2008, 03:30:59 PM
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http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/)
A scathing indictment, I'd say:
(http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/crossfade/MosDefTru3Magic.jpg)
In the olden days of white culture, people used to look up to Kings and Princes. These were the people that they adored, and every night they wished and hoped that somehow they could wake up and be just like them. But with Royal Families crumbling, that role has been filled by one man: Mos Def.
He is everything that white people dream about: authentic (”he’s from Brooklyn!”), funny (”he was on Chapelle show!”), artistic (have you heard “Black on Both Sides?”), an actor (”he’s in the new Gondry film!”) and not white (”I don’t see race”).
He has done an amazing job of being in big budget movies (The Italian Job) and having one of his songs become a white person wedding staple (Ms. Fat Booty) but still retaining authenticity and credibility.
If you find yourself in a social situation where you are asked to list your favorite actor or artist, you should always say Mos Def. This way you can name someone that everyone has heard of and you don’t look like you are trying to one up anybody. The only possible negative consequence is some white people might think “I wish I had said that first.”
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Ha! I hate Talib Kwali even more!
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Did you just discover this blog thanks to the Phog? Me too. It's excellent.
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Did you just discover this blog thanks to the Phog? Me too. It's excellent.
no. but yes!
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http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/4-assists/
When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.
In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.
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I'll admit, I throughly enjoy, like 99% of what that guy lists.
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I'll admit, I throughly enjoy, like 99% of what that guy lists.
It is really awful how well he knows me!
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Comments are also worth reading. People are like, "Who the frack do you think you are, jerk store" on every post. Almost seems fake.
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It describes the Ape Room perfectly.
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Blog just keeps getting better :lol:
All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television. This is not true.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/
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Even as you read this, white people are telling other white people about the golden age of Hip Hop that they experienced in a suburban high school or through a viewing of The Wackness.
If you are good at concealing laughter and contempt, you should ask a white person about “Real Hip Hop.” They will quickly tell you about how they don’t listen to “Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy), and that they much prefer “Classic Hip Hop.”
“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”
Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.
What it all comes down to is that white people are convinced that if they were alive when this music was relevant that they would have been into it. They would have been Alan Lomax or Rick Rubin. Now the best they can hope for is to impress an older black person with their knowledge.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=30925.0
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i'm starting to doubt that i'm white. wtf?
:-[
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FYIZZI, we just assume all you cracka-ass crackers are total y*rdst*cks. Double dizzog dizzare you to prove us wrong.
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The artist formerly known as opcat nailed this one a while back
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=34873.0
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i'm starting to doubt that i'm white. wtf?
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Very white person thing to say imo :users:
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Very white person thing to say imo :users:
i am v. white, btw.